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Sunday, March2, 2014
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New Visual Lessons



New Lesson
Don't iron your tires. Those wrinkles were tread.

Site Index Page Updated
MARS Sampler split into 3 playlists, Uptempo, Relaxing, & Epics
Chronchive section added to links.
Saturday, March1, 2014
Tuvaluan Video Game Reviews - Sonic the Hedgehog
As very few know, the country of Tuvalu was a test market for video games in the 80s & 90s. I used to write for Tuvaluan Piemerican Magazine & I've finally dug up a review of Sonic the Hedgehog I did in 1991 before the shoelace gameplay aspect was removed.

Unlike other reviewers of the era I gave in-depth analysis of the plots of games. Also keep a look out for exclusive footage & brief mention of an experimental Sega game that never made it stateside or Japanside, titled The Unknown.

Read the Review

New Lesson
If you get teleported to an empty universe you'd be the awesomest person in the universe!
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Site Index Page Redesigned
Link list changed & added to, MARS Music Sampler added, photo gallery thumbnails changed to 4 columns.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Previously Unavailable Chapters of (The Joe)'s Autobiography
Interlectural & Siesta, written on this day in 2007. The Autobiography site has recently overgone a redesign as well.

New Lesson
Putting clogs down your garbage disposal results in a clog clog.

This Day in Piemerican History:  A look back at everything done on Feb 26ths.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
This Day in Piemerican History:  A look back at everything done on Feb 25ths.

New Piemerica Logo
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New Lesson
Don't wash your pink plates with white plates. If you mix colored dishes with white dishes you'll end up with a purple monkey in the dishwasher... I think.

Monday, February 24, 2014
Piemerica's 16th Anniversary
Piemerican Highlights 1999:  Highlights from Piemerica's second year. The best comedy & poetry from 1999 including never before seen excerpt from Cats!
Wednessday, February 19, 2014
New Visual Lesson


New Machine Oriented Pseudo Humans


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Tuesday, February 18, 2014
New Machine Oriented Pseudo Humans


New Piemericomic


New Lesson
If you are what you eat then eat donuts because then you'll be tasty & sweet & loved by millions.
Monday, February 17, 2014
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Introducing Machine Oriented Pseudo Humans

Sunday, February 16, 2014
Introducing Piemericomics




New Lesson
Headless ghosts would bump into walls if they weren't ghosts.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
New Bitstrip

Friday, February 14, 2014
New Lesson
Jewish rappers should remember to proof read their emails because there is a big difference between "Oy!" & "Yo!"

New Bitstrips

Thursday, February 13, 2014
New Imagery
To cover all bases I was thinking outside the box & Melody was thinking inside the box.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Top 3 Worst Times to Sign Autographs
3. While inside of a bowled bowling ball (it's dark in there!)
2. While white water rafting
1. While not holding a writing apparatus

New Imagery
I'm tired of bending over back words.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
New Imagery

Sunday, February 2, 2014
Top 3 Most Humbling Shadows (Up Close)

#3

#2

#1
Saturday, February 1, 2014
New Lesson
Houses in tropical climates are painted with light jackets of paint.

New Imagery
Let me be perfectly clear
Friday, January 31, 2014
January Lessons
1/1/14
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but how do you keep your house from burning down? Sleep with pears in your mouth. It keeps your house from catching fire.

1/4/14
No one really ever gets sick or hurt. All diseases were made by greedy doctors. They invented gravity too.

It is easier to catch a snowball with your mouth than with your hands. But catching it with your mouth makes it much harder to throw back.

1/21/14
Monks run for political office all of the time but since they've taken vows of silence no one ever hears about it.

1/22/14
Piemerica's lessons will make you laugh & they will make you cry if there are freshly cut onions nearby.

1/30/14
You can't light a fire under someone twice in the same year because once their bottom is burnt they won't sit down the same way.

1/31/14
People who waste food eat pre-trash.

Thursday, January 23, 2014
New Bitstrip

Tuesday, January 21, 2014
New Imagery
I finally got my foot in the door. My Brief Basket Case may seem like a bad idea but if I market them exclusively to basket cases it just might succeed.

Melody likes sitting... across the board.
This is a picture of a thousand words.
A picture is worth a thousand words so a picture of a thousand words is worth 2,000!!
Monday, January 20, 2014
New Imagery
I Blew Up
I drew the short straw.I've been hittin' the bottle hard lately.
I got a new book on tape
My wife told me to take out the trash.
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MARS Uptempo Music Sampler
Every Second Worry Impowers Fits 1:08
Those of us on the ledge in the wind. 2:29
Don't Hush Now :30
The night the fire gave no light. :54
Amidst rope 1:18
Ages in Bloom :29
Nothing is Similar :48
Shining darkness...... :56
Spreading out a quilt on grass that looks like a quilt :48
Style us 2:17
Holes made of glass 1:00
Life Shell :23
Dizzy Bay 1:28
At first I thought it was my mind... 1:14
dr. stoop pays his lite bill 2:04
Still Not Today :17
Safari Rhino Tracks :56
Those of us who say "We..." 4:51
Those of us with our head in the sea. 2:22
Desert Saw Name Window 1:25
Stars on a Clothes Line :28
The Ship Leaks from Above 1:03
Time Traveller :56
Master Working :43
I've both fostered sake nealing seat 1:05
Dedicated harnesses waiting for crumbs. :43
Towers again. 1:03
I have no identity so how can this be a crisis? 1:20
Tagline :51
Holld :58
EveryThing was Personally hand Washed by me 1:35
Sickle of fire...Loudest Silence, :51
HAUT 1:17
Rock drick garden 1:08
Fogless Sight 1:08
Text-tile :25
Label + (Hold) :40
Incompliable :40
Today or something like it 1:14
when is the fortuen made to rivers? 1:17
It started today 1:08
aspiring stoop exited a hole in the veranda's mind 2:01
Far too late in the early morning. :29
Expelious Sea 1:50
I run the mill like a hamster at its wheel. :30
You are not trapped 1:42
Eyce :59
It was Ok. 1:23
Ponector Kin :41
:Oyas todo nias phel elpi doh yahnah tais: 1:52
The MARk :27
Volts into you :45
Dairy Harvest 1:42
Buying Buying Bears 1:18
One Color Rainbow 1:18
Sound without Effect 2:14
Remake :32
Best of II :55
MARS Relaxing Music Sampler
The Real Iceberg 4:31
inq. :45
Those of us on the curb watching traffic. 2:51
Greatest Sequels II 2:13
Don't Hush Now :30
new dew 2:26
I'm Tired of Whispering AND Shouting 1:17
Has-been Run has been run 4:17
Prime Flower 2:41
Mind Without Affect 1:22
& the bubble took the rain dog :55
I Caught You Throwing 3:03
Fiveground 1:13
I Blew Blue 1:04
The Living Water Surface 1:00
Wet Chain Link 2:30
Messiah Waits 1:08
Mister Wonderful 3:45
vlain :49
Im sent on lot 2:22
keet-vlot 3:36
Affection stand contribution upon raise touch 1:45
My sky is tight. 1:18
Sake hardened. 1:39
Ninja O' Meter (Brain) :56
Pressure Load Caterer (feet) 1:49
If it was anywhere but here... 2:20
Softly witnessed tributaries 1:14
What we have in store for you. 1:13
No Key available. 2:06
Froj 1:32
Pen lock a cord. :51
Plow Seige People :57
Traded Society for Technology 1:21
Answer Kidge :47
Leasing any lacer 1:27
Chances no longer exist 2:05
!question of intelliline? 3:09
pineapple shotting reel in your mirror 1:37
The moon is a crust of letters 1:25
is/t that it/s? :56
I was looking through the window 1:57
Mathetactics 1:32
Play in the field until nightfall 2:01
Am I here? Am I here too soon? 1:15
re-fad :43
Today & The Years Gone Bye 2:52
off tin :33
Have you ever seen a longer longer? 2:05
Sliding Moderation 1:14
Shew Shadow :42
Fickle Illusion 1:02
A building lake 1:11
Candle whipped battle axe 1:28
Satellites Zooming In 1:11
Settlers camping in noman's land 1:58
grow wind. grow 1:45
ccxol 2:20
ond & offd 1:41
More Sound Without Effect 2:55
egdrib 1:43
Return 1:57
depositCE 1:14
Catching Up in Perfection 2:00
Greatest Sequels 1:28
None the Same 2:50
The Advent of Thunder 3:39
Photo Galleries
Leisure Parkland
Leisure Parkland
Melody's Down Home Southern Baby Shower
Melody's Down Home Southern Baby Shower
Ramily Circus
Ramily Circus
Photos 2012
Photos 2012
The Big Onion
The Big Onion
My Dad's 62nd Birthday at Work & More
My Dad's 62nd Birthday at Work & More
24 Roses for Lori's 24th Birthday
24 Roses for Lori's 24th Birthday
Water Cube
Water Cube
Horsefeathers & Applesauce!
Horsefeathers & Applesauce!
Indisno
Indisno
Cordova Snow Fun
Cordova Snow Fun
Photos 2011
Photos 2011
The Love Fell Like Leaves
The Love Fell Like Leaves
Photos of Swingn' Lovers!
Photos of Swingn' Lovers!
Photos 2010
Photos 2010
Meadow View Charms
Meadow View Charms
Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Robert Randolph
Saying it without a Thousand Words
Saying it without 1,000 Words
What My Chick & I Saw
What My Chick & I Saw
Some Things Afoot
Some Things Afoot
Golfulating IX- Disc Golfulating
Golfulating IX Disc Golfulating
Golfulating VIII
Golfulating VIII
The Battle for #4
The Battle for #4
Snow Show
Snow Show
Photos 2009
Photos 2009
I saw the light.
I saw the light.
Star & Micey Live at Otherlands, Memphis, TN
Star & Micey w/ Emperor MAR at Otherlands
Henderson's Waiting
Henderson's Waiting
Accusations
Accusations
Trapped in a Produce Bag
Trapped in a Produce Bag
Before Photoshop
Before Photoshop
May Day
May Day

Piemerica 10th Anniversary Sadebration
Piemerica 10th Anniversary Sadebration
The Years Gone By
The Years Gone By
Moving On
Moving On
Lake Ship
Lake Ship
Lamp Head
Lamp Head
Photos 2008
Photos 2008
Metal Morrow
Metal Morrow
Star & Micey Live at American Apparel, Memphis, TN
Star & Micey at American Apparel
Photos 2007
Photos 2007
Christmas Ape Goes to the Moon
Christmas Ape Goes to the Moon
Warm Shower
Warm Shower
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving
Waserg
Waserg
Lesson Mania!
Lesson Mania!
Mid
Star & Micey Mid
ED Wed
ED Wed
The Watcher
The Watcher
Sheek
Sheek
Rummage
Rummage
P. E.
P.E.
Mi Familia
Mi Familia
Muddy Waters
Muddy Waters
Playing A Ground
Playing A Ground
Tae Kwon Dumb
Tae Kwon Dumb
Dancing!
Dancing!
Michael & Lori The Wedding
Michael & Lori The Wedding
Corey & Chantelle The Wedding
Corey & Chantelle
The Wedding
Earning Stripes
Earning Stripes
Photos 2006
Photos 2006
Homes & Hearts
Homes & Hearts
No Parking
No Parking
Sticks & Stones
Sticks & Stones
The Bookster
The Bookster
Trampoline Terror
Trampoline Terror
Golfulating VII
Golfulating VII
Life?
Life?
Wonder & Time
Wonder & Time
Golfulating VI
Golfulating VI
Glen Phillips Newby's, Memphis, TN
Glen Phillips
at Newby's,
Memphis, TN
Working Together For a Better Tomorrow
Working Together For a Better Tomorrow
Relative Things
Relative Things
Img_000
Img_000
Futurity
Futurity
Golfulating V
Golfulating V
Golfulating IV
Golfulating IV
Golfulating III
Golfulating III
Golfulating II
Golfulating II
Golfulating
Golfulating
Muchos Tacos
Muchos Tacos
Comfort
Comfort
Perpetual Change
Perpetual Change
Imperfect
Imperfect
April 22, 2005
April 22, 2005
Chump On A Log
Chump On A Log
Rokit
Rokit
April Fool(s)
April Fool(s)
Emperor MAR: The Beard. The Face.
Emperor MAR:  The Beard.
The Face.
Photos 2005
Photos 2005
Rose Garden Dream July 3-5
Rose Garden Dream
July 3-5
Rose Garden Dream June 26
Rose Garden Dream
June 26
Partially Sanctioned Official Piemerican Party
Partially Sanctioned Official Piemerican Party
Photos 2004
Photos 2004
Tree Farm
Tree Farm
Tripple Seven Joenan
Tripple Seven
Joenan
Tripple Seven (The Joe Legend)
Tripple Seven
(The Joe) Legend
Punch My Cat in the Face
Punch My Cat in the Face
Graduation Photos
Graduation Photos
YEC
YEC
Photos 2003
Photos 2003
Photos 2002
Photos 2002
Photos 2001
Photos 2001
Photos 2000
Photos 2000
Photos 1999
Photos 1999
Photos 1996-98
Photos 1996-98
Photos 1992-95
Photos 1992-95
Photos 1990-91
Photos 1990-91
Photos 1987-89
Photos 1987-89
Photos 1985-86
Photos 1985-86


Classic Lessons
If a thug draws a knife on you wash it off.

Some people will never learn. The sad thing is most of those people go to school.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em unless they're beating you.

When the noose becomes the latest fashion it won't last long.

Talk is cheap, unless you are a television psychic.

If a tree falls in the forest be glad you don't live in the forest.

When I'm looking at my folder I have a paper view.

When arguing at sea don't go overboard.

Never whisper behind someone's back. Whispering is enough.

Ice cubes are excellent substitutes for chill pills.

Hole punchers are useless.

Not all hillbillies are named Billy but they are all related to him.

Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.

Read All Lessons, Watch Video Lessons
Top 3 ways to loose money in a business:
3. Burn down the insurance company instead of your building.
2. Using the classic sales pitch & then putting it into action,
    "We Burn Money!
1. Play hide & go seek with the funds
Comedy or Coma?
Caffeine free huh? What, that makes it cost like 15 cents less?

I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the dictionary. I didn't like it, it wasn't wordy enough for me.

I love team sports because one part of the crowd is always happy.

nah.. oops! dropped some dots

I'm going to be a record producer because i eat a lot of vinyl.

I don't lik3 it wh2n p712 tal3 li33 this. especially out loud, "lik three it wh two n p seven tweleve tal three li three three this."

I remember Living Magazine had a spin off called Dying Magazine. It had a lot of subscriptions but no one ended up paying their first bill.

When I yawn it is contagious because I always yawn again.

I have a big sore, it is so big it is like a dino-sore.

I can spoil any movie from the past 20 years. Ready?
They all end with credits.

How do you know this site is weird? Maybe this is normal and regular things are weird.
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