Wednesday,May 1, 2013
Because updating a website with the editing &
uploading is time consuming Piemerica has a new Swood where misc
content will be posted. We've got new Advice Ovens over there now. Visit Piemerica Swood.
Also New Lessons are being posted on Piemerica's Facebook Page all year long.
February 27, 2013
My grandpa passed today.
This is about him
Without a Wink
Death is a fracture that keeps us apart
It doesn't heal until we're all broken off
There are so many reactions & so many words that don't exist
Tears from our eyes, clinch of our fists
I can't let you know what I'm longing to say because words don't feel
& you're not here anyway
But let me at least tell you that you were quite a man
Joy in your heart, care in your hands
You made us laugh you made us think
You loved us without a wink
If there comes a time when my mind can't remember much of you
My heart will still remember everything
We were safe & relaxed in your tender house
I thank God for the hours & the years
I love you grandpa & that's from the life of my heart not from
an event puppeteer
He was the one who was a son
He had a father like no other
He wanted to free himself
He wanted to be himself
And his father would not let his son be buried under the world
Some would say he was a mistake
Some would want, his life to rake
But his dad would not let his son be run
Whether fall or fun
Even if everything could come undone
He left the Mike on
He would fight for him
He would adore him
With his social eyes he found the prize
But with risk of demise he would have no lies
He couldn't try calling
The lights were falling to be picked up again when the world was worth
The father let his son be free
To be whoever he wanted to be
And his son's night turned to dawn because he left the Mike on
He left the Mike on... for him
Life isn't something to win
It is a place to begin & a time to spend being who you are
(being who you are, being who you are)
& knowing who's palm is in your hand
& knowing who's palm is in your hand
You want to be a man I'll let you be
You don't have to fake a thing, I'll let you be
Because you mean so much to me & I so want the world to see me
leave the Mike on
My loving heart will be with you
In your time & in your room
Don't change but stay new
Leave the Mike on
Leave the Mike on
I love who you are
Your days are numbered buddy! But
of course they are because everyone else's are too. Ain't you ever seen
a calendar pal?
February 24, 2013
Piemerica's 15th Anniversary Piemerican
Highlights from Piemerica's first year. This time we're not
talking a cold list of accomplishments or major events. We're talking
entertainment! The Biggest laughs Piemerica had to offer 15 years ago.
News stations are both great
& terrible at cutting to the chase.
The dream was yours not mine
But I have to live sometime
And that time is right now
I am letting me out
I am letting me out
Out of my shell that was made by you
Out of the hell that you put me through
And now do you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna say I'm through, I don't need you
I'm forever new
Now I am being what a man was meant to be
Not treating himself like a flea
If I have gone a little wild
That's just the joy that freedom brings
If I'm not living like a child I'm dying on a tree, I'm dying on a tree
And I will not let you limp into my heart again
You won't call Him a warring friend
So I choose not to be used, not to be taught, not to be confused
So I choose to lift my hands, grab the sky & free my legs
I am forever new, forever free, I don't need you to shackle me
I'm resting but I'm not waiting
The food is already on my table
I thought you were insightful but you were the one doing the stabbing
& now the knife I pull..
Now the knife I pull out
Out of my back & out of my brothers
I want to take your knife out of all of the others
Who are forever new, forever free, forever how they should be
Your news was deadly & I won't wait for you to kill again
To lie & call Him a warring friend
Now I'm warning you that you are fading
I feel heaven's pulse & His love is amazing
February 22, 2013
Geoff Smith Playlist on Swirltube
Piemerican & Star
& Micey Bassist & Vocalist's solo music relased on
MySpace in 2007-2008. Some of this awesome music has been offline for
years. You won't regret listening.
February 5-22, 2013
Walking the plank was an effective form of execution across the board.
Any Tom, Dick or Harry can abbreviate his own name.
Whoever came up with the Hebrew alphabet called off all bets but one.
Everyone is as old as Methuselah just not as old as he was when he died.
If you are going to try to write with chalk underwater it will be
easier if it is not running water.
"Back to basics" could mean a return to basics or a departure from
Those with the gift of gab also have the apprehension of abbreviated
Only the most confident salesmen knock on Death's door.
When the ball is in your court but you're a judge, its time to call the
February 4, 2013
Home page now has thumbnail links to most
photo galleries on the site Galleries
on index linked with thumbs
Some photos from Photos 1996-2003 have been
replaced with better quality or retouched photos.
If you're really in love with
someone you won't just have butterflies
in your stomach, you'll have caterpillars too because the lifespan of a
butterfly is less than that of a human so for true love you'll
constantly be producing new butterflies in your belly.
One way to tell someone you have
a crush on them is to say, "When I think about you I feel caterpillars
in my stomach."
February 2, 2013
Never start a bet saying, "I bet
you can't guess.." because anyone can
guess. Instead say, "I bet you can't guess right.."
February 1, 2013
Piemerca's Spider Vision Online 11 Years
Piemerica.org went online 11 years ago Friday,
Piemerica will make you laugh & Piemerica will make you cry if
there are onions near by.
In Dnalsdrawkcab Three Strikes Laws are based
bowling instead of baseball so criminals are rewarded for committing
crimes 3 times.
January 6-31, 2013
It would be a real surprise if someone literally "threw a surprise
party" from like a giant catapult or something.
Everyone is a natural, except androids.
The Future is Now! except.. no its not. Now was the future but now now
If you add a lock to anything it is safer. So if you have to lock a
safe it was not very safe to begin with.
Spotting the differences could save your life!
If you ever get into a car wreck..
If you ever get into a car, wreck.
When arriving at a planned destination people say, "Well, this is the
place." When arriving at an unplanned destination when lost you can
say, "Well, this is a place."
When someone says they've told you something "over & over
tell them, "That is impossible. You can't tell me something over again
because that would mean it wasn't over in the first place."
It is good to get your priorities out of whack.
It is strange that being pressed is hard but being depressed is harder.
Even stranger is the fact that the press depresses people.
If someone tells you, "I love you more than words can express" they're
lying to you because they just used words to tell you. If someone
really loved you like that they'd just say, "I love you more than......"
You can't be married to your work unless your boss is a minister
even then it is only legal in 6 states & D.C.
How to make people into hypocrites:
Complain so much that people will begin to complain about your constant
If men are from Mars & women are from Venus none of us are
An excon is the 3rd worst kind of con.
The best photographers don't use tripods, they use successpods.
You can always have a white Christmas if there are white clouds in the
Everyone is a child of the 60s because minutes are 60 seconds &
hours are 60 minutes.
Corn Flakes® do not look like corn flakes. I know I've shucked corn.
January 4, 2013
Artwork for A.M. Rang a Song
Of course history is written by the victors.
would the losers want to keep records of their loss?
January 3, 2013
Lesson Mania Year
We already have lessons for every day of the
This year I am having new lessons for every day of the year that only
has one lesson or needs funnier lessons.
No one will ever see you coming if you are
Top 3 ways to loose
money in a
3. Burn down the insurance company instead of
2. Using the classic sales pitch &
it into action,
"We Burn Money!
1. Play hide & go seek with the funds