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Wednesday,May 1, 2013

Because updating a website with the editing & uploading is time consuming Piemerica has a new Swood where misc content will be posted. We've got new Advice Ovens over there now. Visit Piemerica Swood.
Also New Lessons are being posted on Piemerica's Facebook Page all year long.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
April Posts on my Loved by God Loving Others Blog
Did God have to save us? We don't deserve to be saved? We're Unworthy?
How to Create a False Doctrine in Christianity
The Most Dangerous People on Earth
Seeing God as Father: Grace Comes with Counsel
Made in the Image of Love
We Are No Longer Victims of Sin
Being Changed by Love
Gnostic Writing Excerpts that Don't Suck
Examining The Didache & Finding Out Most Falsehoods Have Been Around Right from the Start
But God is also just...
Come! Choose Life & Live!
Why People Mock Christianity
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Some missing photos added to Other People Mentioned on the Site
Sunday, March 31, 2013
March Posts on my Loved by God Loving Others Blog
Better to Be Single or Married? OR Why I Don't Believe Much of 1 Corinthians 7
How to "Put God First" for real this time
3 Doctrines That Really Don't Believe God is Love
Christian, Your Heart is Not Deceitfully Wicked
The Idea That the Bible Replaced God
How Satan Steals the Truth
God Never Wants His Children to Feel Shame
Reality check: Is sin your god?
1 John 1 in Light of the Gospel of John
Fear of Freedom
The Gospel Revealed by Translating Genesis 1:1-8 from Hebrew Pictographs
The Myth of "Making an Idol"
Children, The Sin Nature, & The Nature of Good & Evil
"You are in Me and I am in you." -Jesus
Two Sides of the Same Graceless Coin
What Kills You Doesn't Make You Stronger
Jesus or Traditions?
Hate Sin?
Should we look at King David as an example of how to live the Christian life?
Sin makes you self-centered. Sonship makes you secure, satisfied, & sympathetic.
The Gospel Hidden in the Gospel! Names from Matthew 27-28 Translated.
Saturday, March 2, 2013
E is for added to Lyrics Section

2012 Updates Archived
Friday, March 1, 2013
New Lesson
If you double dot your i's your one i will have two eyes. If you double cross your t's they won't be happy.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
February Posts on my Loved by God Loving Others Blog
Real Talk: God is Just, Calling a sin a sin
Even More Reasons why 1 John 1:9 is Not for Christians
♥♥♥LOVE♥♥♥
On Offices in the Church
Free & Fearless: The Truth Behind God, Humanity, & The Law
Handling Discipline As God Desires
As high as the heavens..
Screw You "Sin breaks fellowship with God" Doctrine!!
"Hyper-Grace" is True!
I Must Decrease † Let Him Increase You
Die to the Lie of "I Must Die to Self"
Life From Self Not Death to Self
Good News vs. Wood Pews or Sins Taken Away vs. Sins Poured On
Fear Behind the Curtain
Where's the Party?
Who's Counting? The Honest View of Christians & Sin in The New Testament
Friday, February 27, 2013
My grandpa passed today.


This is about him
Love Without a Wink

Death is a fracture that keeps us apart
It doesn't heal until we're all broken off
There are so many reactions & so many words that don't exist
Tears from our eyes, clinch of our fists
I can't let you know what I'm longing to say because words don't feel & you're not here anyway
But let me at least tell you that you were quite a man
Joy in your heart, care in your hands
You made us laugh you made us think
You loved us without a wink

If there comes a time when my mind can't remember much of you
My heart will still remember everything
We were safe & relaxed in your tender house
I thank God for the hours & the years
I love you grandpa & that's from the life of my heart not from an event puppeteer

Tuesday, February 26, 2013
New Lyrics: Left the Mike on

He was the one who was a son
He had a father like no other
He wanted to free himself
He wanted to be himself
And his father would not let his son be buried under the world
Some would say he was a mistake
Some would want, his life to rake
But his dad would not let his son be run
Whether fall or fun
Even if everything could come undone
He left the Mike on
He would fight for him
He would adore him

With his social eyes he found the prize
But with risk of demise he would have no lies
He couldn't try calling
The lights were falling to be picked up again when the world was worth looking at.

The father let his son be free
To be whoever he wanted to be
And his son's night turned to dawn because he left the Mike on
He left the Mike on... for him
Life isn't something to win
It is a place to begin & a time to spend being who you are
(being who you are, being who you are)
& knowing who's palm is in your hand
& knowing who's palm is in your hand
You want to be a man I'll let you be
You don't have to fake a thing, I'll let you be
Because you mean so much to me & I so want the world to see me leave the Mike on
My loving heart will be with you
In your time & in your room
Don't change but stay new
Leave the Mike on
Leave the Mike on
I love who you are


New Lesson
Your days are numbered buddy! But of course they are because everyone else's are too. Ain't you ever seen a calendar pal?
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Piemerica's 15th Anniversary
Piemerican Highlights 1998:  Highlights from Piemerica's first year. This time we're not talking a cold list of accomplishments or major events. We're talking entertainment! The Biggest laughs Piemerica had to offer 15 years ago.

New Lesson
News stations are both great & terrible at cutting to the chase.

New Lyrics: Forever New

The dream was yours not mine
But I have to live sometime
And that time is right now
I am letting me out
I am letting me out
Out of my shell that was made by you
Out of the hell that you put me through
And now do you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna say I'm through, I don't need you
I'm forever new

Now I am being what a man was meant to be
Not treating himself like a flea
If I have gone a little wild
That's just the joy that freedom brings
If I'm not living like a child I'm dying on a tree, I'm dying on a tree
And I will not let you limp into my heart again
You won't call Him a warring friend
So I choose not to be used, not to be taught, not to be confused
So I choose to lift my hands, grab the sky & free my legs

I am forever new, forever free, I don't need you to shackle me
I'm resting but I'm not waiting
The food is already on my table
I thought you were insightful but you were the one doing the stabbing
& now the knife I pull..
Now the knife I pull out
Out of my back & out of my brothers
I want to take your knife out of all of the others
Who are forever new, forever free, forever how they should be
Your news was deadly & I won't wait for you to kill again
To lie & call Him a warring friend
Now I'm warning you that you are fading
I feel heaven's pulse & His love is amazing

Friday, February 22, 2013
Geoff Smith Playlist on Swirltube
Piemerican & Star & Micey Bassist & Vocalist's solo music relased on MySpace in 2007-2008. Some of this awesome music has been offline for years. You won't regret listening.




Tuesday-Friday, February 5-22, 2013
New Lessons
2/5/13
Walking the plank was an effective form of execution across the board.

2/6/13
Any Tom, Dick or Harry can abbreviate his own name.

2/7/13
Whoever came up with the Hebrew alphabet called off all bets but one.

2/8/13
Everyone is as old as Methuselah just not as old as he was when he died.

2/10/13
If you are going to try to write with chalk underwater it will be easier if it is not running water.

2/14/13
"Back to basics" could mean a return to basics or a departure from basics.

2/18/13
Those with the gift of gab also have the apprehension of abbreviated alliteration.

2/21/13
Only the most confident salesmen knock on Death's door.

2/22/13
When the ball is in your court but you're a judge, its time to call the bailiff.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Home page now has thumbnail links to most photo galleries on the site
Galleries on index linked with thumbs
Some photos from Photos 1996-2003 have been replaced with better quality or retouched photos.


New Lesson
If you're really in love with someone you won't just have butterflies in your stomach, you'll have caterpillars too because the lifespan of a butterfly is less than that of a human so for true love you'll constantly be producing new butterflies in your belly.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Animated Gifs added to Golfulating I & III, Comfort, Chump On A Log, Emperor MAR:  The Beard. The FaceMay Day Photo Galleries.
Gifs & Streaming Audio added to Golfulating IV
Streaming Audio Added to Glen Phillips Gallery
Misc Photos touched up

New Lesson
One way to tell someone you have a crush on them is to say, "When I think about you I feel caterpillars in my stomach."
Saturday, February 2, 2013
New Lesson
Never start a bet saying, "I bet you can't guess.." because anyone can guess. Instead say, "I bet you can't guess right.."
Friday, February 1, 2013
Piemerca's Spider Vision Online 11 Years
Piemerica.org went online 11 years ago Friday, Feb 1, 2002
Piemerica will make you laugh & Piemerica will make you cry if there are onions near by.


New Lesson
In Dnalsdrawkcab Three Strikes Laws are based on bowling instead of baseball so criminals are rewarded for committing crimes 3 times.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
January Posts on my Loved by God Loving Others Blog
All the Specific Things the New Testament Labels as Sins
Belief & Religion or Trust & Jesus?
Why Does Grace Have to Be Received?
Who Killed Jesus?
The Good News is The Way to Life and Immortality
Jesus is Living & Loving
No Longer Falling Short..
Living by Labels Instead of Local Love
Forcing Hate
Seeing Mixed Covenant Teaching
To Fear or Not to Fear?
The Idea that We Should Read the Bible Every Day
Religion Does Not Need A Living God
The Gospel Without Repentance
The Meaning of "My Word shall not return to Me void"
Ways to Not Listen to Someone
Dare to Believe that God is No Longer Counting Your Sins
Seeing God as Father: Tithing
Agreement & Apology: Confessing Sin in James 5:16 & 1 John 1:9
John 20:23 - Could The Apostles Forgive Sins?
What if The Story of 'The Woman Caught in Adultery' Never Happened? Examining John 7:53-8:11
Satan Wants You to Make Promises to God
An Alternate Look at Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord’
Boiling it Down

Donatello Toy Emoticon
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Sunday-Thursday, January 6-31, 2013
New Lessons
1/6/13
It would be a real surprise if someone literally "threw a surprise party" from like a giant catapult or something.

1/7/13
Everyone is a natural, except androids.

1/8/13
The Future is Now! except.. no its not. Now was the future but now now is now.

1/9/13
If you add a lock to anything it is safer. So if you have to lock a safe it was not very safe to begin with.

1/10/13
Spotting the differences could save your life!
If you ever get into a car wreck..
If you ever get into a car, wreck.

1/11/13
When arriving at a planned destination people say, "Well, this is the place." When arriving at an unplanned destination when lost you can say, "Well, this is a place."

1/12/13
When someone says they've told you something "over & over again" tell them, "That is impossible. You can't tell me something over again because that would mean it wasn't over in the first place."

1/13/13
It is good to get your priorities out of whack.

1/14/13
It is strange that being pressed is hard but being depressed is harder. Even stranger is the fact that the press depresses people.

1/22/13
If someone tells you, "I love you more than words can express" they're lying to you because they just used words to tell you. If someone really loved you like that they'd just say, "I love you more than......"

1/23/13
You can't be married to your work unless your boss is a minister & even then it is only legal in 6 states & D.C.

1/24/13
How to make people into hypocrites:
Complain so much that people will begin to complain about your constant complaining.

1/25/13
"I" "can" "put" "any" "preexisting" "word" "in" "quotes" "and" "be" "quoting" "the" "dictionary" "out" "of" "order."

1/26/13
If men are from Mars & women are from Venus none of us are Native Earthicans.

1/27/13
An excon is the 3rd worst kind of con.

1/28/13
The best photographers don't use tripods, they use successpods.

1/29/13
You can always have a white Christmas if there are white clouds in the sky.

1/30/13
Everyone is a child of the 60s because minutes are 60 seconds & hours are 60 minutes.

1/31/13
Corn Flakes® do not look like corn flakes. I know I've shucked corn.

Friday, January 4, 2013
Artwork for A.M. Rang a Song


New Lesson
Of course history is written by the victors. Why would the losers want to keep records of their loss?
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Lesson Mania Year
We already have lessons for every day of the year. This year I am having new lessons for every day of the year that only has one lesson or needs funnier lessons.

New Lesson
No one will ever see you coming if you are always stationary.
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Classic Lessons
If a thug draws a knife on you wash it off.

Some people will never learn. The sad thing is most of those people go to school.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em unless they're beating you.

When the noose becomes the latest fashion it won't last long.

Talk is cheap, unless you are a television psychic.

If a tree falls in the forest be glad you don't live in the forest.

When I'm looking at my folder I have a paper view.

When arguing at sea don't go overboard.

Never whisper behind someone's back. Whispering is enough.

Ice cubes are excellent substitutes for chill pills.

Hole punchers are useless.

Not all hillbillies are named Billy but they are all related to him.

Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.

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Top 3 ways to loose money in a business:
3. Burn down the insurance company instead of your building.
2. Using the classic sales pitch & then putting it into action,
    "We Burn Money!
1. Play hide & go seek with the funds
Comedy or Coma?
Caffeine free huh? What, that makes it cost like 15 cents less?

I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the dictionary. I didn't like it, it wasn't wordy enough for me.

I love team sports because one part of the crowd is always happy.

nah.. oops! dropped some dots

I'm going to be a record producer because i eat a lot of vinyl.

I don't lik3 it wh2n p712 tal3 li33 this. especially out loud, "lik three it wh two n p seven tweleve tal three li three three this."

I remember Living Magazine had a spin off called Dying Magazine. It had a lot of subscriptions but no one ended up paying their first bill.

When I yawn it is contagious because I always yawn again.

I have a big sore, it is so big it is like a dino-sore.

I can spoil any movie from the past 20 years. Ready?
They all end with credits.

How do you know this site is weird? Maybe this is normal and regular things are weird.


Pie is the greatest food of all time.! If it weren't I really would have changed the name some time ago.
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