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1. hof 2. Climbing A Spiral Staircase in the Dark 3. 1 4. The Oatmeal Phrase 5. Savage Beatings Song 1A 6. Green Carrot 7. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Bassline) 8. Punch My Cat in the Face 9. Drink a Book in my Face 10. Tree Farm 11. Lunch Fat Ryme 12. Lemons in the Eyes of Children 13. The Oatmeal Phrase 2nd 14. Shouting Out Our Secrets (Rebel Edition) 15. Crappy Voice Over 16. Malitia 17. Savage Beatings Song 1B 18. Stoppers 19. Lemons in the Eyes of Soundcheck 20. Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Theme Song 2 21. Paper Rocket 22. rim'd plate 23. shoe lice 24. pikit steam 25. been closed 26. plause 27. Lunch Fat Ryme Remix 28. Streets Tonight 29. What the Eat? 30. Savage Beatings Song 1C 31. Break Place Stance Post 32. (The Joe)'s Theme Song 33. cP 34. Vaccum the World 35. Raccoon Paper 36. Book to Drink
Orange text is sung by Joenan

hof

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:34)
Music Video
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR


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Climbing A Spiral Staircase in the Dark

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:59)
This is the oldest recording on the Piemerican Disc.
The song was originally 4 or 5 minutes long but it was not known to Emperor MAR that Windows recorder stopped at 1 minute by default.
One second was edited to remove the evidence of further playing.

Keyboard played by Emperor MAR
Written July 1, 2001
Recorded July 31, 2002
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR
Also appears on:  The Omaha Nebraska Tape

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1

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:33)
Music Video
Originally made for (The Joe)'s First Book Drinking Fantasy.
It was music for Grave.. Dissappointment in the above mentioned game.

It is the first Piemerican Song to have a video.
The 2nd computerized song Emperor MAR ever made.
Music Video Released May 17, 2003
Written July 25, 2002
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR
Also appears in:   (The Joe)'s First Book Drinking Fantasy

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The Oatmeal Phrase

Lyrics:
it smells like oatmeal up in dis house
aah yeah!
wika wika

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:07)
The Oldest song to appear on Piemerican Disc.
Sung by (The Joe)

Written August 19, 1999
Written by Emperor MAR
Recorded by (The Joe)

Also appears on:  The Oatmeal Phrase Tapes

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Savage Beatings Song 1A

Lyrics:
savage beatings
it was the savagest beating
I ever gave....

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:55)
A Piemerican classic that was definitely a favorite.
The first of 3 takes all of which appear on the album.
Sung live several times.
Sung by (The Joe)

Written October 12, 2000
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Green Carrot

Lyrics:
This is a good ole story I made up.
One day I came upon a Carrot in the pale yellow faded peas.
I walked on my roof & fell off & it was crushed under my heel.
That's when I found out it was this big
Approximately one inch.
I miss my Green Carrot.

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:49)
Debuted live as improv & played one other time.
Lead singing by (The Joe) Guitar & background speech by Corey Spicer
Official lyrics written October 29, 2000
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by (The Joe) & Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

In fall 2000 (The Joe) had written a song called Food which was a parody of Limp Bizkit's Faith. Everyone loved the song & (The Joe) became aggravated by it & then improvised Green Carrot for Monfar (& possibly Omaha Nebraska.

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Shouting Out Our Secrets (Bassline)

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:04)
A pseudo bassline used in Shouting Out Our Secrets
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Music by Emperor MAR & Corey Spicer
Recorded by (The Joe)

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Punch My Cat in the Face

Lyrics:
Punch my cat in the face
Punch my cat in the face
Slam its head in the door
Slam its head in the door
Gonna give my cat a savage beating like it's never had before
Gonna get my cat
Gonna get my cat
with a baseball bat
with a baseball bat
Gonna give my cat a savage beating like it's never had before

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:23)
Music Video
Sung to the tune of Three's Company
Sung live once with Laslo PanafleX.
Vocals by (The Joe) & Corey Spicer
Written October 2000
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Drink a Book in my Face

Lyrics:
Drink a book in my face
Drink a book in my face
Pull a book out my droor
Pull a book out my droor
Drink Book savage beating never pad be snore
Gonna Drink a Book
Gonna Drink a Book
with a lasetall pat?
with a lasetall pat?
Drink Book savage beating never pad be shore

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:25)
Rip-off of Punch my cat in the face
Sung live once with Laslo PanafleX.
Vocals by (The Joe) & Corey Spicer
Written October 2000
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Tree Farm

Lyrics:
Never wanted to go the tree farm
since I lost my eyebrows
Never wanted to stay in the big log cabin
because it was made out of the tree farm
& Oh those days
when I used to think about the tree farm
it was the time when I loved cabbage & sauerkraut
but it was a nightmare & it never happened
On a tree farm part two people
& the tree farm the apples will take their breath away(?)
On a tree farm
So come out on a tree farm
The tree farm  make us look like trees
cause I have a thing that looks like
& I wear the clothes that make me look like a tree
& I'm waiting for the guy to play
so I just have to ramble on for a while
ramble on for a while
about the beloved tree farm
oh that (?) tree farm

Additional Information:
Length:  (2:26)
Music Video

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This song was improv
Joenan has forgotten how to play this song
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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Lunch Fat Ryme

Lyrics:
Its lunch time
I got a lunch fat rhyme
gonna go to lunch
eat a whole bunch ah yeah
drank cola go it all up in my molar
make me sad I spent my last quarter
You say I eat too slow & I ain't got enough time
I eat my lunch as fast as a mime come on
Its lunch time ah yeah
its lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme
gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah
its lunch time lunch time...

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:53)
Sung live many times.
Written during lunch time at Church Camp in 2001, Lunch Fat Ryme may be the funnest song on Piemerican Disc. NEW can't resist breaking it out in practice sessions. If NEW becomes a live band anytime soon expect this one to be played.
Joenan had a huge sore in his lip after recording the song.
(The Joe)'s rapping resembles Digital Underground.

Vocals by (The Joe)
Human Beatbox by Joenan
Written Aug. 1, 2001
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Lemons in the Eyes of Children

Lyrics:
Got a job in the city selling lemons
& put'n sludge up the cement mend(?)

but the mixers went up(?) sour
took things & we shoved them up people's chimneys
cause they didn't like their children
& we didn't want Santa Claus to come home circular
Lemons in the eyes brown of children
Lemons in the eyes of..
so we got another job a couple of weeks later
& we sold lemons at the tree stand sour cause it was a tree
& with lemons in the eyes of children burning
we don't like them ???
lemons choking in the eyes of children
& we'd squeeze the lemons
(?)just to see how(?) the children's eyes got burned grocery store
Lemons broke cheese
(?) in the eyes of children
because we don't like them

Additional Information:
Length:  (1:47)
This song was improv
(The Joe) said "we're going to record a song about lemons" & then Joenan played an old tune & they were off.
Vocals by (The Joe) & Corey Spicer
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer & Andrew Wayland

Recorded by (The Joe)
Tabs

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The Oatmeal Phrase 2nd

Lyrics:
it smells like oatmeal up in dis house
aah yeah!
wika wika

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:07)
Simply another take of The Oatmeal Phrase recorded.
Sung by (The Joe)

Written August 19, 1999
Written by Emperor MAR
Recorded by (The Joe)

Also appears on:  The Oatmeal Phrase Tapes

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Shouting Out Our Secrets (Rebel Edition)

Lyrics:
Start shouting out our secrets (3x)
Shouting out our secrets
Stop sending off those offers.
start showing them the father.

Cause if they don't know how
& you don't show 'em how,
they ain't gonna know.
Get out there make a change.
Start shouting out our secrets (3x)
Shouting out our secrets
Play!
& if you're not mov'n
you're not mak'n
you're not changing at all
The loss of our sins are we reealiizi"n?
Start shouting out our secrets (3x)
Shouting out our secrets

Additional Information:
Length:  (2:35)
This song was first attempted to be musicalized by (The Joe) Legend & }The Joemeister{ of The Oatmeal Phrase but failed horribly then too.
Titled as Rebel Edition due to Joenan dropping his pick & (The Joe) taking it as a refusal to play the song.

This song certainly showcases the raw idiotude, rufusal to practice, & do only one take style of NEW.
This serious song has been retooled over & over but has still been ditched. The band looks at it as the song that they will hopefully get right. It has been practiced at nearly every practice ever had by the band.

Sung by (The Joe) unfortunately
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics written April 26, 2001
Lyrics by Emperor MAR
Music by Emperor MAR, Corey Spicer, & (The Joe)
Recorded by (The Joe)

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Crappy Voice Over

Lyrics:
Bark bark I am a dawg.
wow what a crappy voiceover

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:19)
Made with RPG maker, this song comes from a secret place, called Pseudo Land, in Piemerica's 2nd game.
Vocals by Emperor MAR
Written July 31, 2002

Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR
Also appears in:   (The Joe)'s First Book Drinking Fantasy

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Malitia

Lyrics:
da da
da da da
malitia

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:03)
This song is dubbed upon itself over 20 times.
Written in Early 2000 as an ad for Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? in a phone call to Laslo PanafleX.

Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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Savage Beatings Song 1B

Lyrics:
savage beatings
it was the savagest beating
I ever gave....

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:55)
Sung by (The Joe)
Written October 12, 2000
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Stoppers

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (1:33)
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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Lemons in the Eyes of Soundcheck

Lyrics:
Lemons in the eyes of sound check
Lemons in the eyes of children
we don't like them
we don't like the children do we?
so we put lemons in their eyes
Squeeze those lemons in the little kid's eyes
they don't like it & we don't like them
that's why we do it
gonna put lemons in the eyes of the stupid kids who are always mouthing off thinking they can do something about  somebody
Lemons

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:55)
This song was improv
Vocals by
(The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Theme Song 2

Lyrics:
People go through life talking & say worthless things
but Nobody has anything to say
but Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? but Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
the only thing anybody has to say is
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
I guess people just talk to make conversation or something like that
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
I don't want to do anything
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:57)
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by Emperor MAR
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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Paper Rocket

Lyrics:
I said to the duck
that it must suck to be a duck
but the duck said "no
its actually great
because we can all talk
& its a secret to all humans
except for you
so now you must die"

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:25)
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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rim'd plate

Lyrics:
I said to the cone
that it must be drone to be a cone
but the cone said nothing
I missed that. Be quiet!

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:16)
Rip-off of Paper Rocket
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Written August 27, 2002
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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shoe lice

Lyrics:
I said to the rock
that it must ROCK to be a rock!
but the rock said nothing
actually this never happened

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:16)
Rip-off of Paper Rocket
A favorite of everyone especially Omaha Nebraska & Joenan
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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pikit steam

Lyrics:
I said to the words
that you must be heard to be a word
but the words said shut up
but I didn't hear them

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:14)
Rip-off of Paper Rocket
A funny song that is only understood by the more intelligent.
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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been closed

Lyrics:
I said to the cat
polish your phone bill
leave your crooked fences to the ribosome
& the cat looked confused

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:29)
supposed to be another rip-off of Paper Rocket but Joenan decided to play different music
Vocals by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by Corey Spicer

Recorded by (The Joe)

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plause

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (2:07)
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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Lunch Fat Ryme Remix

Lyrics:
Its lunch time
I got a lunch fat rhyme
gonna go to lunch
eat a whole bunch ah yeah
drank cola go it all up in my molar
make me sad I spent my last quarter
You say I eat too slow & I ain't got enough time
I eat my lunch as fast as a mime come on
Its lunch time ah yeah
its lunch time I got a lunch fat rhyme
gonna go to lunch eat a whole bunch ah yeah
its lunch time lunch time...

Additional Information:
Length:  (1:16)
A totally different recording of Lunch Fat Ryme which was then remixed.
Made with a rubber stamp & some termites.

Also appears on:  Rippn up Lettuce <-PM not remixed
Lyrics by (The Joe)
Music by (The Joe) & Emperor MAR
Recorded by Emperor MAR

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Streets Tonight

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:35)
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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What the Eat?

Lyrics:
tae eht tahw

Additional Information:
Length:  (1:22)
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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Savage Beatings Song 1C

Lyrics:
savage beatings
it was the savagest beating
I ever gave....

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:57)
Sung by (The Joe)
Written October 12, 2000
Written & Recorded by (The Joe)

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Break Place Stance Post

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:27)
Music Video
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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(The Joe)'s Theme Song

Lyrics:
mal lal lal lal lal laal
mal lal lal lal laa
mal lal lal lal lal laal
mal lal lal lal laaa

Additional Information:
Length:  (1:24)
Vocal parody of An Irish Lullaby
Vocals & strange sounds by (The Joe)
Guitar by Corey Spicer
Music by (The Joe), Corey Spicer, & Emperor MAR
Recorded by (The Joe)
Also appears on: The Omaha Nebraska Tape & Rippn up Lettuce <-PM

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cP

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (0:29)
Remarkably this song appears in different forms on each band's first CD.
Written October 4, 2002
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR
Also appears on:  Scrib (for Ever.), Minds 1-14, & Rippn up Lettuce <-PM

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Vaccum the World

Lyrics:
If I could Vacuum the World
I would Vacuum the World
I'd tell you what I'd do I would Vacuum the world
How can I stand in my dirty yard  Dirty ground dirty world?
Is this the only solution?
If I could Vacuum the World
I would Vacuum the World
I'd tell you what I'd do
I would Vacuum the world

[repeated many times]

Additional Information:
Length:  (3:21)
This song was performed twice & then dubbed on top of each other with the first being dubbed again giving an echo delay effect.
Joenan did not like doing the song twice.

This was the original closer for Piemerican Disc as it ended with a beep.
Vocals by
(The Joe) & Corey Spicer
Written January 23, 2001
Written by Emperor MAR after he went out his back door & saw a vaccum cleaner & a dirty world.
Recorded by (The Joe)

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Raccoon Paper

Lyrics:
instrumental

Additional Information:
Length:  (5:57)
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR
Most Likely Recorded November 24, 2002 (Source)

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 Book to Drink

Partial Lyrics:
[constantly repeating]
I sure would like a book to drink.
Me too! [x5]

Why don't you just go to the library?
Here here's a book I found it in my bag.
Why do you keep saying that?
Why don't you take the book that I'm trying to give you?
Shut up!
Why do you keep talking about drinking books when you're not even doing it?
You're like talking to a broken record.
Why won't you drink the book that I'm trying to give you?
So you'd like a book to drink huh?
Well why don't you drink this book right here!
You're never satisfied are you?
You'd like a book to drink but you won't drink it.
Drink the Book!
Ah finally.
NO!
Drink a Book then!
Stop telling me you want a book to drink!
Just drink it!
Drink the book man!
Drink the book.
Well then drink one.
C'mon there's a library across the street man.
Just come on over there & we can drink some books.
C'mon all you have to do is walk over there.
Look we can we can get in my car we can drive over there if you want to.
Stop saying that.
drink.. Drink a book man.
Stop talking about drinking books & do it.
Why won't you drink the book?
Why?
What is wrong with you?
Why won't you drink the book?
You're a lost cause man.
You're never gonna drink a..
yeah finally drink the book alright
Finished already?
Am I gonna have to get another book?
Look man that's the only book I had.
Just come on over to the library with me.
Someone's at the door man.
I gotta get the door.
Stop saying that so I can answer the door.
They're knocking with both hands.
Shut up!
Stop saying you want a book to drink!
Ah alright they stopped knocking.
But you're still talking about you wanting to drink..
a book to drink.
You already drank one.
How many books can you stomach?
Why don't you drink another book?
Wh.. Why don't you come to the library with me?
Don't you understand there's lots of books over there.
(?)There's(?) lots of books.
So many books to drink.
Never have to stop drinking books

Additional Information:
Length:  (13:28)
Music Video
This song was improv.
The Music Video was made for the purpose of people online to be able to listen to the epic song, there is nothing special about it.
The song was meant to end around the 8 min mark with Emperor MAR's character shooting the Book to Drink character but the gunshot was not loud enough so the song continued.
Used as background music for Its Winter which was made as a class project for Ecology class. The performance was successful that it was presented again infront of another class (which gave a better responce).
Vocals by
Emperor MAR
Written & Recorded by Emperor MAR

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