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Please note that this was the first thing I ever wrote to be a script.
I've cleaned it up a tremendous deal but still keep that in mind.
Keep in mind also that this is Piemerica so a lot still won't be sense.
[Swooping overhead camera shot comes through trees to reveal (The Joe) & El Rey walking down the street. Loe Moe is having another flashback & hits them with his car again. Upon impact rainbow blood splatters the title across the screen "Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? The Movie"]
BLUE SCREEN DESERT:
[(The Joe) & El Rey are wearing nooses as a laughing sun beams light directly into their eyes. The blue screen flashes various stupid things such as: cartoon cats coughing up hairballs, a man getting hit by a cannon ball, Pong, & various scenes from later in the movies.]
Enter Loe Moe with a snake bottom from the right
Loe Moe: Finally down cut you
FLASHBACK TO PLUTO IN 2083:
[Blue fish with an afro is hovering via a fan]
Blue fish: We know you made Pluto cold. What should be Punishment?
El Rey: Kill not us do
A hole in the film wearing a crown: Up shut!
[P.O.C. is flying around in the background]
[(The Joe) & El Rey are put on a hanging stand with nooses around their necks. (The Joe) is missing his right arm & there are wires there instead]
Loe Moe: Leg break theirs!
FLASHBACK TO LOE MOE
[Loe Moe is wearing a female wig & holding a sledge hammer above his head with his right hand.]
Loe Moe: I am so a pretty girl!
[Loe Moe breaks (The Joe)'s legs which are sitting on cinder blocks, as (The Joe)'s unwounded torso watches from across the room]
(The Joe): Oh no my legs!
BACKFLASH TO PLUTO 2083 AD
Written by Emperor MAR with some additional writing done by Micah Peterson (P.O.C./MP no OC)
Written October 28 & 29, 1999 & November 1, 2, & 9, 1999
Edited October 4, 2004
Changes made include:
Overhaul editing done.
The script now coincides with the comic adaptation detail wise.
The addition of (The Joe) in place of Michael as the main character.
The removal of unnecessary profane &/or obscene content.
Formatting into a more proper scripted form.
The removal of the accent on the E in El Rey's name.