Early Reviews
"Put that down" -Luise York, breakable antique collector
"The absolute stupidest thing ever in all eternity" -Gloff Worthley, The World's Oldest Man
"Lou's IQ was 146 before he saw the preview of this film. After he saw it his IQ became -942.3 and his brain has shrunk to microscopic size." -Dr. Marvin Lawson
"Bang! Bang! Bang!...
Hwarff!" -Kenny Rogers
"NoooOOOOOOOO!!!!! SPLAT!!!" -Michael Bolton
"What the..?" -Everyone who saw it so far
"You must stay 3 miles and by that I mean 300 miles away at all times. For the rest of your life & even after" -The State of California
"The reason Siskel died" -Roger Ebert
"You have officially been deported...... FROM LIFE!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Haw He Haw Haw Ha Ha!" -President Clinton
"Kill Him! Him must Die! ect..." -The Angry Mob
"This movie marks the Final Sign of the Apocalypse AND MUST Be DESTROYED!" -Rev. Jessie Jackson
"NoooOOOOOOOO!!!!! SPLAT!!!" -Michael Bolton
"What the..?" -Everyone who saw it so far
"You must stay 3 miles and by that I mean 300 miles away at all times. For the rest of your life & even after" -The State of California
"The reason Siskel died" -Roger Ebert
"You have officially been deported...... FROM LIFE!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Haw He Haw Haw Ha Ha!" -President Clinton
"Kill Him! Him must Die! ect..." -The Angry Mob
"This movie marks the Final Sign of the Apocalypse AND MUST Be DESTROYED!" -Rev. Jessie Jackson
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