Piemerica's Advice Oven
Dial O for Canada
| Advice Oven: Should the Canadians worry that their country will freeze this winter? -Lori What was this advice oven going to be about? Oh Canada.. that's right. The faster you walk the slower you talk because you're running out of breath. The laws are different in Canada so when a police cop tells it to freeze it doesn't have to wait until winter. Therefore Canadians are always afraid that their country will freeze. Most citizens try to abide by the law as to not get frozen by gunpoints. Should the Canadians worry? Absolutely, from what I hear from going to the chimp bakers weekly is that winter is the coldest time or year. That is why Christmas is celebrated in winter. If people's hearts were warmed with such holiday cheer during the more heated months hearts the world over would melt. Sure heart melting is good for a couple of kids in love but when done on such a grandiose scale the sales of aspirin & blood thinners will plummet. And we can't have that during the highly profitable Christmas season, certainly not. Smooth Canada shaped ice cream bars (not to scale) are a great idea for us Canada hating Americans. We can really sock it to Canada & believe me in Coldada (hahahah) they need lots of warms socks. Sometimes I think "Does Canada have the bomb?" Well if they do they can drop the bomb twice.. once with the surprise that they have it & again by dropping the bomb on mistake thus warming their quiet nation forever. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 10/11 | Written by Emperor MAR October 10, 2005 |