Piemerica's Advice Oven
Intervention
| Dear Advice Oven, Turtles and pink elephants keep chasing me and trying to steal my pie how do i get rid of them??!! -wisper We here at advice oven care for you & want you to know that you need help. These delusions you speak of are terrible. The only way to end their pursuits of is to get clean. You should eat more pie because sugar is in no way an addictive substance. If you get clean then eat pie you will be better. Another option is to get some paint & paint the elephant a less scary colour such as gray. Turtles are very slow so I don't see why them chasing you would matter. Elephants have trunks which can grab pie from you so become a friend of poachers. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 4/8 | Written by Emperor MAR April 1, 2005 |