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Rubies

Dear Advice Oven,
You don't know anything about above rubies do you?  -Lori


After much research we have discovered that rubies are red. "Oh no!" said the editor, "you can't give real advice." Well I'll see about that...

After much research on whether or not I can give real advice, results are inconclusive. Perhaps as inconclusive as an aging pirate's tattoos. So to you & all those ruby wonderers out there we say "Coming soon new Seacraft Cereal, eat all your favorite ships, boats, & water related vessels with fun & with ease!"

2005
Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

2/20

Written by Emperor MAR
February 16, 2005

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