Piemerica's Advice Oven
Dangerous Dingos
| Advice oven? What would you do if a wild dingo was chasing you? -Lori Lions, tigers, and copyrights! According to the Piemerican Dictionary a dingo is just a backwards bingo and a bingo is a forwards dingo. So this must mean that dingos spin around a lot. In accordance with new "state" law (law which must be spoken aloud) wild is defined as ParTAY! So if a wild dingo were chasing me I'd be like "slow down you'll break my vase!" But we must also consider that I myself, the writer am not the oven itself. Therefore the Advice Oven would turn around during the chase & open up (not emotionally only) then we'd really have a ParTAY! with delicious baked dingo (not emotional dingo the real thing!). Then I'd reveal to the world a new car, "Hold onto your h@ts!" I'd say to the mutant aliens of 2034. "Arrogant they'd call me but only because that word will later mean well ventilated." But what ever happens chasing a fish on land is easy. Said the car. I'd be like wow that dingo is fast! Then I'd hitch up my intellection. I went on a braining fast, oh & bears also.. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 2/24 | Written by Emperor MAR February 23, 2005 |