| If you're like you, you've had your share of run-ins or should I say swim-ins with aquatic life. If you want ot know what to do when these things happen you've come to the correct area. Just follow these 3 pointers->->-> - If it walks like a fish & talks like a fish it doesn't exist
As we all should know fish can't walk or talk but they can swim. So if you ever come upon a fish out of water, don't run it can't chase you. - Home is where the heart was
Don't try to give heart transplants to aquatic plant life because they show you no love. You should however just transplant it to some foreign area where it could be dangerous & take over.
"Why?" you ask, because you'll go down in history (for being stupid)!! - Traction speaks louder than turds
Don't poo in the water or you'll get attacked by vicious fish & water rangers.
If you follow my advice you'll be sure not to sink. But if you don't water in your lungs you will drink. |