Piemerica's Advice Oven
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| Dear Advice Oven, if vodka is 100 proof and rum is 100 proof and medicine bottles are child proof...should i be concerned with the medicine i am taking? -wisper Well we here at Piemerican are only experts at drinking books. This does however bring up the question as to whether your medicine comes in a bottle. Also I see lots of zeros which must meant MONEY$! Some may say that the pursuit for money is futile. I say it is for money because money can't run. However I also say that it isn't futile for money because cash always hangs around other moolah. The more medicine you take the better you feel because dead people can't feel a thing. None the less medicine can make you sick or cure your of sickness or remove the pain of sickness. Vodka can also make you sick. Piemerica also makes people sick too they do we do. So I deduct that children are water proof & may be tossed off a bridge at your pleasure. Unless bought in bulk most items come with only one proof of purchase. | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 3/29 | Written by Emperor MAR March 19 & 29, 2005 |