Piemerica's Advice Oven
A Remembrance of Friends
| Dear Advice Oven, how come if I wear contacts I can't see when I close my eyes. -wisper Contacts are people which you know so much like Hannibal you could be a movie star! Stars which project movies? Oh yes look forward to it immortal readers or if you're seeing this site in 15,000 years credit me, Emperor MAR, for coming up with it. Lest you sleep, blink, or are in danger closing your eyes is fun! So much fun in fact that many people have had accidents. Next week there is a shortage of underpants. Contacts are in style much like running a mile & no longer turning a tv's dial. Style is often reviled. We do not recommend keeping your contacts in your address book. You can get sleep but can you keep it? | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 4/11 | Written by Emperor MAR April 1, 2005 |