Piemerica's Advice Oven
Local Sight Seeing
| Dear Advice Oven, If I have a red marker and black marker what should I do about the flying pigs in my room who are shooting arrows at the 5 little monkeys sitting on my bed? -wisper Didn't we just have an intervention with you? Yet this is even worse than the last delusion. Stop drawing these pictures which are suspended upon a clothes line from the pigs to the monkeys. You should use your talent to stand still in the street. You could also use your drawing skills to draw on ham & mock bears with it. There are many things to see out in life. My favorite thing to look at is air. My least favorite thing to look at is stars which you can't see with the largest telescope ever to be built. So go out & enjoy life & get a new cleaner bed. Monkeys right? | ||
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 4/12 | Written by Emperor MAR April 1, 2005 |