(The Joe)'s Worthless Advice Oven-- Monsters

These days children don't believe anything & this is why monsters are more important than ever. With all these tough kids walking about all puff chested nowadays & Halloween now occurring every year(!) kids are now unscareable short of a good ole fashioned beating threat. So what is the solution you might ask? Simply wear a monster costume while wielding a baseball bat & dish out a healthy old fashioned savage beating. This way the next time your child sees a monster fear will be found in its broken heart & arms. What about adults then you ask? Well the best way to scare adults with monsters is to forget about the monsters & just lead them to this URL. It should strike fear into their minds like no other place. Now you may ask "(The Joe) what's with this advice oven it's all barely informative & not funny?" Well when Piemericans make bad decisions it's you the consumer who has to suffer. Finally you ask "Why does this Advice Oven continue to drag on like so much driggen dragged things?" Well at the time.. you see.. well it's b/c we don't want anyone bad mouthing us for giving too little advice (the content gives us enough grief as it is). In closing we offer this: When an ape is on the jury expect hilarious consequences this fall in Apemissable Evidence.
2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally	5/10