Piemerica's Advice Oven
Sticking it to Stickers

Dear Advice Oven,
How do you get the sticky stuff from stickers off of walls?  -wisper


The most obvious ways are to not put stickers on walls or never take stickers off walls or to take stickers off walls. Firstly taking the sticker off would likely get the most off of the walls. Secondly walls should be treated as equals to humans. No I'm not saying that walls are great. I'm just saying that humans are treated far too well. Have a frank discussion with your wall about all the times you've thought to yourself "if these walls could talk.." Has anyone ever shut up or shut their media up enough to know if walls can talk? I have & let me tell you most can't. I do however believe that highly public walls are the talkiest of them all because I believe that a mall wall sounds equal to a distant human voice.

If you are going to the moon in the next month you should consider the consequences of metallic walls & sticking them with stickers. Just as people hate to be tattooed so does a wall hate to have a sticker put on it. I know because I asked a wall once & it said "I bought me a wall & it is twice as tall" We here at advice oven find it amazing how many people may or may not wear gloves because we think that it includes everybody.

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Written by Emperor MAR
March 16, 2005