Dear Idea Bakers,
How would you suggest fixing the problem of cracks in the roads?  -Lori

            Spending large amounts of time driving could mean you are a retired golfer or a retired golfer's caddy. Driving along in your auto-vehicle & feeling the felt sting of cracks crooking the road can make you feel like a stung toad. A toad driven into the road without a car, Split Plat Splat with no laundry mat. This isn't making much cents so far so we'll jack up the price. The price of ice is found out when you drive to a place that sells it. Selling is like sailing but for a price. Menacing look.

            Step on a crack break your mother's back. Step on a dollar and hear her holler. Drive on a crack and think "What was that?"

The solution:  Pay more taxes beloved Americans (Piemerica has no taxes, yet.. whoops we mean 'whoop there it is!' slam dunks). Taxes paid equal road laid for you car games. Think that crack is wack and you won't ever be able to sleep in your sack with the problems of roads always that have been crack'n? Well loosen up ya wallet because taxes is how the fixings been happ'n(in).

            Also after the taxes are paid The BIG GOV_® should use the money to fix the cracks in the roads. This probably wouldn't happen but rather a salary hike for old mister kick back taking his kick backs who is needing to get kicked in the back for not fixing our roads.

Toaster Jar Slivies,

Admonition Kiln

Advice Oven