(The Joe)'s Worthless Advice Oven-- Success

I recently looked up to the sky & saw some birds flying around. It got me thinking about words that start with the letter "N". Well after a short while I got to words starting with the letter "S". The first word I thought of was success.
What is success? How do I get success? & so on.. Well in today's ~~Worthless~~ Advice Oven I'll give you the harsh bone puddling truth about success.

What is success?
Being content, that is success.
How do I get success?
There is only one way to get success & that is to be successful.
How do I become successful?
Well first off if you're: ugly, stupid, a woman, or part of a racial minority you have to work extra hard because rich old fat white men who run the world only like rich old fat white men. One note if you're stupid, forget about success & just get something shiny.

The most important way to become successful is to not listen to me. So if you've read any of my ~~Worthless~~ Advice Oven you cannot be successful. Sorry, putrid Scum! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

2003 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by (The Joe) Legend