Jibber Jabber 2010

  • How many numbers are in a 10?
    2 or 10
  • Is one the highest number since 1st place is the best?
  • Do you ever wonder why people wonder about things?
  • I, as a Food Dood (fat guy who loves food), haven't even dreamed about eating in my sleep (except in actual dreams).
  • New Net Slang:
    ">>" for "Right Right"
  • My real world name is Michael I know it is a rare name you probably haven't heard of it.
  • How many times can I say comb in the single instance of me saying comb?
    I think it is one.
  • Where Wolf
  • When you are in the mirror how do you know it is you talking and not the mirror?
  • Train whisk unfurling
  • Budget knocking pellets
  • You for an uneight
  • Where were your teeth yesterday?
  • How many bugs are in this sentence?
  • A leader is someone who intentionally guides another or others utilizing his or her collective wisdom, knowledge, experience, and skill.
  • Alot of people worry about getting old.
    No matter how old you get there will always be a lot of people out there older than you.
    The problem is that the longer you live the more people are born and thus younger than you and the people older than you start dying off.
  • It is invisible except for the solid part.
  • A blink is two simultaneous winks.
  • How many people are just one of you?
  • How many keys are on your keyboard?
    Wow how many cars or houses do you have?
  • Do you like to answer questions in sequence?
  • To someone wearing Headphones:
    Hey man, why does your necklace start in your ears?
  • You can call me anytime except now and the past.
  • How many friends do you have?
    Name zero of them.
  • y'know one day you'll get older and that day is tomorrow and all the days after that
  • Chronologically what is your first name?
  • How many times a day do you eat lunch?
  • My star power is too much because I got a star in cereal and a power munch consumed it.
  • Have you ever wished you were dead and it came true but you had 3 wishes so here you are now?
  • This song sucks, it is too short.. oh wait it is still going.
  • I have lived long enough to know how to die.
A CAB LURKS HIM
 A FOG CAB LURKS HIM
  • So if you are afraid of heights then you fall asleep in caves?
  • I can sound like forks if I bang them together.
  • I wish I had an acquaintance who frequently utilized the phrase "my friend" so that I may feel well liked.
  • toodleoooooohhnooooo
  • Have you ever high fived your clock at five o'clock?
  • her blanket is a storch that takes the computer under the linen horse socket
  • I like your chair, I hate it so much!
  • Genesis has NES in the word. GeNESis. So it turns out Genesis does what Nintendid.
  • I just can't watch Man vs. Food it makes me hungry, covetous, and jealous. :(
  • So after 20+ years I've finally realized that the pipes in the Mario Bros games may have something to do with the Mario Bros being plumbers.
    I was 17 before I realized that T-shirts were T-shaped (but of course so are all shirts with sleeves).
  • Slang words suck daddio
  • If anyone has an egg crate cushion and 100 eggs to put in it I will lay on it and it will be fun and messy.
  • Just realized that crackers are white and there may be a correlation between this and its slang usage referring to caucasians.
  • I don't accept your except.
  • Who ever turned 21 on 7/7/07 must have had a cool birthday.
  • So......ap
  • Easter is the day we remember the death on the cross of Jesus Christ but every day we are to live in His life.
  • I am eating pre-wine.
  • Once fought a miner rat with a laser hat in the subway of a floating city, but that is an NES game for you.
  • And then I typed in this status message. And.. that is the whole story.
This is an arrow that doesn't point.

  • My Talk the Talk Challenge for Flower:
    I am not like a flower because if you blow on me I will not break and I will not bend.
    So give me my time because I'm always in bloom and my season never ends.
  • My 5th anniversary of YouTube Story:
    I uploaded a bunch of videos and almost no one watched or commented on any of them.
    Oh and my video for Punch My Cat in the Face got flagged.
  • I am considered smart enough by my peers to where if I say something stupidly implausible people will question basic reality.
  • I'm taking a poll. Do you think it is ok to take a pole?
  • What if I intentionally paid the wrong person the right price?
  • Thanks to U-Verse for never letting me go very long at all without internet connectivity. Unless it is off when I'm asleep.. I better stay awake 24/7 just to be sure..
  • Just got the Greater Memphis phonebook and I am thrilled! I thought the regular Memphis phonebook was as good as it gets, boy was I wrong!
    ... Wait so if this is the Greater.. that must mean there is a greatest on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Blog TV Webcam Fight Record
23-1-1
1 No Contest
1 Loss
4 Real Fights (vs 5 people in one fight)
21 Wins by Default
  • Two too much too
  • I'll remember that right now.
  • But wait there's more.. if you act now or later
  • I have grown increasingly fond of bullets. Uh this kind, •.
  • Friends know each other? Oh now I get it!
  • It is not good to say the coolest things because that would be cold.
  • I'm from 11ic-1.
  • Since I live in the central time zone does that mean I will live one hour longer than those in the eastern time zone or does it mean I will die one hour sooner?
  • I hate the US because it is a hypocrite but the A is good.
  • I like stupid questions?
  • Accidents are a bad addiction.
  • I know people get bug bites but who has gotten chewed on by a bug?
  • I over came to a birthday party once. I thought it was bi-annual instead of annual.
  • When I turn 25 I'll be 300 months old which should I celebrate more?
  • Da Emp is roll'd time out ferrets..
  • Turn your spelling errors into succes!
  • If you no longer fear me Piemerica.org is a real place of mine with art and sounds and lights (if your monitor is lit).
Potential Menu Items at Jerry "The King" Lawler's Restaurant:
Coffee & Kaufman's Extra Pepper Steak
Cherry Calhoun Milkshake
Nick Bockwinkel's Chocolate Moose
King's Fireball Hot Wings
Scott Bowden's Germantown Goulash
Jim's Cornette on the Cob (even better than Cornnette on the mic!)
Tojo's Tacos (They're yummamoto!)
  • What do you have to say about talking?
  • Speak in post-egg accents
  • Do matches match?
  • In the summer I decided to take out the trash during the rainfall so I took my raincoat. The result due to the heat ended in the same soaked result.
  • You sound like you're sleeping because you aren't saying anything and that is what you do when you are asleep.
  • What is this.
    This is what.
  • What do you call a joke that isn't funny? Jokes are defined to be funny. Can a joke exist that isn't funny? I'm so confused!
  • Can you give me directions to your farm? If you don't have a farm that is ok I just want some more corn.
  • Can I tell you what I think or would that be talking and not thinking?
  • Bluegrass tastes better than rock and rap. Unless the rap you are talking about is the tortilla with food in it.
  • YouTube kept the tube alive because we are going to flat screens with no tubes.
  • Today I am 300 months old. What will I be tomorrow? Only time will tell.
  • 8/25/10 by Lori:
    home home on the lake where the rambo and meowzie do play where occasionally is heard a meow and a hiss and the lovers do love all day
  • Here are some notes I took: ♫♪♪♫
  • I heard today is a month. Do my ears tell time?
  • Break the Sauce
  • I like shoes because they keep me from knowing how hard the ground of places I don't take my shoes off is.
  • Masked potatoes
  • Those goons! Next time I see the government I'm gonna be really confused because how can you see an entity like that?
  • What neutral color do you feel most neutral about?
  • What is your fourth favorite primary color?
  • Talk like a keyboard you say "Enter" at the beginning and
    "Escape" at the end.
  • Is this a question.
  • How many fingers am I holding down?
  • What is your eighth favorite day of the week?
  • How old aren't you?
  • Monotype instead of stereotype
  • You gotta crank this down some.
  • You are a paranormal investigator? So you are a normal investigator with a parachute? Cool!
  • If I only had one finger with a finger nail I'd call it my nail finger.
  • I am such an odd ball that I am a cube and if a cube where a sphere it would be like "Help I'm rolling!"
  • I have skeletons in my closet because I use them instead of clothes hangers.
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 Written by Emperor MAR
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