______________________ Nature's Forest- Metal Trees|Read Between the Lines| ______________________ Hey son go put this up, up, & away! The lonely man's high five (with an empty glove) You can always count on me to be honest except when I'm lying. Is that a hugging or a mugging? Just act if he didn't do that it wouldn't have been fun(ny) I've got a baby face & I got it when I was born Has 3 ever seen you do something embarrassing? from his point of view yes You seem like the sun (shine) but you feel like the rain You hotter than a summa day baby y'know because you're 98.6 & a lot of summer days are in the lower regular 90s. A Church Name: Lost & Found Suicide is when you know someone well enough to kill them & they not have a problem with it. (Before # Birthday) This is the last time you'll ever be # because you'll never weigh # lbs. or be # tall. I'm gonna need som p-nut budder n'bread because this sure is a lot of traffic jam. If I dyed & was turned black... These aren't moles I used to be black but I missed a few spots. I've learned a lot today y'know future memories. The only thing you look good in is a mask. Emperor MAR watching Charlie & the Chocolate Factory: They've got more chocolate than the million man march. I thought I am what I eat so I tried myself out. You are Lazy. You are laying & sleeping. Lay + Z= Lazy India Anna Men are dogs & dogs chase cats. Original Wordings of Items from Eighteenal Fornitude: I'm not mumbling I'm just breathing creatively. No one ever knows I'm hungry because I always look full (holds belly) It was in the most obvious place. It was in my line of sight. Lori: These egg whites are not all it's cracked up to be. I'm seeing what time it is, but time keeps moving so it is keeping me interested. The Post Office Employee- "Take this envelope & stuff it!" I'm glad I cleaned up my act. Now they let me into the gentlemens room where as before I had to go to the jerks room.  The reason the word male is in female & man in woman is because God is telling us that men & women should have sex. Sorry homos this proves that what you are is wrong. My eyes are sensitive to darkness I can't see anything in it. While Wearing Digital Watch Oh no my watched stopped ticking. Jim you old dog I found lon kite remember? Water you talking about? 2/5 Senses Tele Vision The world has too much laughter & that is what's wrong with it. Which is why I choose to spread Piemerica. Lazzed crop mable aider Letter: I've got plans for you. Secret plans.. that involve murder! Yo man you got a fly swatter I can borrow? When I became a teenager I decided to raise my voice & incidentally that lowered it. I saw a sign that said "No food or drink allowed." I thought to myself, "Good thing I'm not a cannibal I wouldn't be allowed in here." If the old saying "You are what you eat" were true I'm sure there would be more cannibals. Also if it were true I would be pizza & I don't want to be pizza because I taste bad but even so being pizza people would try to eat me. (Note: I do not think pizza tastes bad) Boar is not interesting. You must eat a lot of chicken because you sure are foul mouthed Return from the Bathroom: I was like an amateur lumberjack I was dropping so many logs in there. In school I used to be picked on and called chuckles until I got mad and after that I was called knuckles. You're stuck up & I don't mean robbed but you need to be! As rich as you are you wouldn't even notice. | |
| 2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | Written by Emperor MAR |
