Trampoline Terror Photo Gallery: The first mega Emperor MAR photo gallery since his hair cut. See Emperor MAR take very temporary flight
Also these poetical things too dew, Grasp, Lone Stare
Poeticy lyrico things: Luck, Rememories, The Promise of Asunder
New Lesson: Closing your eyes at night is somewhat pointless because it's already dark.
Poeticy lyrico things: The Fourth Forever, If I Can I Can't; Donliantman's Poetry
New Lesson: Only stop when you are at the end and when you are at the end look for a new beginning.
Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Intimidation; New Piemerican Number One!; New Find the Irony
Rose Garden Dream on MySpace; New Piemericans Juliet & Amanda; New Find the Irony
Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Dial O for Canada
I actually like that I could fill out this one so here finally is a bulletin like this from me
A - Age of your first kiss: 19 with Lori Cheyanne Keen! Wonderful.
B - Band you are listening to right now: Elvis Presley- America The Beautiful
C - Crush: I guess since I'm not with Lori no more I have a crush on Lori
D - Dad's name: Arturo
E- Easiest person to talk to: Lori
F - Favorite ice cream: Superman (that's a real flavour)
G - Gummy worms or Gummy bears?: Bears
H - Hometown: Atoka, TN
I - Instruments: Computer programs
J - Junior High: Munford Middle School
K - Kids: I've seen them around
L - Longest car ride: To Meet Lori July 16 Millington, TN to Louisville, KY about 6-7 hours (the way back was that long too) This all happened in Joenan's former truck so I hope that counts
M - Mom's name: Deborah
N - Nicknames: perhaps Emperor MAR
O - One wish: Live as God would have me to
P - Phobia: not marrying Lori
Q - Quote: I'm gonna start walking & then gradually walk faster to find out if I speed up. Wow that didn't take long.
R - Reasons to smile: Love
S - Scent: Pie(merica)
T - Time you woke up today: Somewhere in the 10:40 AMs
U - Unknown fact about me: Well I can't tell or else it would be known
V - Vegetables you hate: Not as many as Joenan
W - Worst luck with: Being uncool daddio
X - X-rays you've had: Specs
Y - Years since you've been to church: .0000
Z - Zodiac sign: A Zoobadu to you too
Windy
New Lesson: The opposite of a nice guy is an ice guy because he is so cold.
50 questions of some sort. I should make one of these myself soon & pass them around ahahahar
1. Your name spelled backwards? leahciM
2. Where were your parents born? Dad- TX; Mom- TN
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Curt Cobain plays with Mudhoney video
4. What's your favorite restaurant? The foody kind with buffets
5. Last time you swam in a pool? August 14, 2005
6. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes 2 in Kindergarten. No Turkey for Perky- Friday, November 9, 1990 & A Musical Tribute To Mother May 9, 1991. Then 2 when I was in 11th grade Mission in Las Vegas & Mental Asylum
7. How many kids do you want? As many that want me. :(
8. Type of music you dislike most? Generic Male Country Music
9. Are you registered to vote? Yes
10. Do you have cable? Satellite
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No
12. Ever prank-called anybody? Not on purpose
13. Best friends? Joenan
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Yes.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? To here from when I lived near the west coast
16. Do you have a garden? No
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Sluggy Freelance or something else I never read
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower at night
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? The Jerk (as recommended by Glen Phillips)
21. Favorite pizza topping? Canadian Bacon
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? The invisible kind
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? only BBQ for me
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No because I would have won
26. Orange juice or apple? Orange
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? My parents at Captain Ds
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Unmelted
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Last Nov.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? months? a few years?
31. Have you ever won a trophy? no
32. Are you a good cook? you can still recognize what I cook
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yeah
34. Ever ordered from an infomercial? Never
35. Sprite or 7-up? 7up
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? No work no uniform
37. Last thing you bought at a Walgreens? Cheerios
38. Ever thrown up in public? Everywhere is public even when you are alone
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? I've already found true love so why not be a Millionaire too
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Love before first sight is what I had
41. Can ex's be just friends? I wish
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Grandfather
43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? Not like when I was a man
44. What message is on your answering machine? default
45. Where would you like to go? Louisville, KY
46. What was the name of your first pet? Well it doesn't remember my name either..
47. What kinda backpack do u have, and what's in it? The traveling kind
48. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Wait what sex am I?
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That whole forgiven sins thing
50. What do you think about most? hmmm
1. If there were a fire would you..
A. Run
B. Stand Still
C. Listen to Running to Stand Still by U2
D. have started it
2. True or False:
Red is my favorite colour (to complain about)
3. A stove or an oven?
4. By the time you read this you're thinking..
5. True or False:
They say that 13 is just a number.
6. If your car could go faster would you drive it faster in front of cops?
7. Which is more important change or redundancy?
Which is more important change or redundancy?
Which is more important change or redundancy?
8. According to Flecthinald E. Wilgordbyson would you be mad if aliens took the earth's best parking spaces?
9. Which do you hate love or hate?
10. What is the one question you always wished someone would ask you?
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Piemerica
New Lesson: If you didn't miss something to begin with you wouldn't have to make things up such as excuses.
Joenan Photo Gallery
Scripture of/for the Week: 2 Timothy 2:1-2
You therefore, my son, be strong in the grace that is in Christ Jesus. The things which you have heard from me in the presence of many witnesses, entrust these to faithful men who will be able to teach others also.
Joenan October 15, 2005 Photo Gallery; Joenan's Art; Photo Index of Meet Piemerica
May 23, 2006 in a stunning turn of events Lori & I (Michael Reyes/(The Joe)) got married by her father in a small ceremony in Louisville.
We now chosenky reside down Millington, TN way.
New pic from the wedding
More coming yes much more... ahahahahahahhahhhhh...
(teases Piemerica Return)
Piemerica The Website Returns Sat. 6/10/06
http://piemerica.freehostia.com
Tons of new things added to the site as well as it's old epic self.
Be there at our new url http://piemerica.freehostia.com
See for yourself what has been added...
Site Relaunch Updates
June 10, 2006
Photos | |
| Wedding Photos! | Michael & Lori (Emperor MAR's Wedding) Corey & Chantelle (Joenan's Wedding) |
| New Galleries | 2006, The Bookster, Sticks & Stones, No Parking, Homes & Hearts, Earning Stripes, Poses |
| Gallery Updates | Photos from 2005 including The Skillet Hat More photos added to Wonder & Time, Life?, & 2002 photo galleries Large Gallery of April Fool(s) |
| New Renderings, Renderings made into a section Big scans of each The darkened Reality of Real-Estate episode New Watches added to Watch History | |
| Original Creatives |
| Stories: Where to Stay, Five Stories at the End of the Year, Continuum |
| Enornal Seventeenitude |
| Piemerica's Worthless Advice Oven --Streets with All the Fixins |
| Flash Animations Category added to Other Videos page |
| Jibber Jabber 2005 updated |
| Two New Book Drinking Tips |
| Top 3 Lessons of 2005 |
| New Find the Ironys |
| New Advice Oven e-mail |
| Technical Updates |
| Some Meet Piemerica profiles changed |
| Links updated & added to index page |
| Running Gags link added to Banana Towels |
| Lesson Stats & Streaks Updated, Update Streaks Updated |
| Added year anchors to Stories section |
| Fixed broken links found on the site & various edits |
| Coming Soon.. |
| Lesson Mania Week 2006, Tae Kwon Dumb, Videos of Dances, Jibber Jabber 2006, Jokes, & More |
New Updates:
| 7/9/06 | Mi Familia & Muddy Waters Photo Galleries |
| Piemerica on MySpace | |
| New Entrance page & Index page (Archive) | |
| 7/10/06 | New Lyrics: Leaf Side Liquid Falls, Spehericle Shivering, CSI: Curb Side Insult, Stone Clock Finale |
Coming very soon Lesson Mania Week 2006...
Piemerica is so worn out.. -7/19/06
Piemerica Now Has a Store for all of your public decency code needs.Piemerica Store
 Piemerica Vectrex Custom Eyes Black T-Shirt |  Piemerica White T-Shirt |
Piemerica's First Book- The Essentialness of Essentiality- 8/3/06
Get your copy of The Essentialness of Essentiality today!
(The Joe) most popular dances now online video style
Including:
The (Irish) Jig, The Spinning Jig, Blur Dancing..
The Retarded Snake, The Sad Snake, The Hyper Snake, Retarded Snake In A Blender..
And More!
Emperor MAR is decked out in his classic (The Joe) attire of green shirt, khakis, & two watches to bring you Piemerica's
Dancing!
Rummage Photo Gallery
Includes crazy photos like this one.
Check out the new Rummage Photo Gallery
Number 1: Lori
Number 2: Joenan
Number 3: Donliantman
Number 4: }the Joemeister{
Number 5: Egg/Muzzz
Have you ever done anything illegal with 1?
Yes we went to a park after hours
Have you ever loved number 2 ?
In a frienly way
Have you ever danced with 3?
Possibly
Has 5 been to your house?
Yes
Have you ever played a sport with 3 ?
no
Has any of your top 5 ever seen you naked?
yes my wife
Have you ever had a crush on 1?
No it's always been love
Have you ever gone shopping with 2 ?
Yes music & such
Have you ever had a class with 3 ?
Yes
Have you ever ridden in a car with 4?
yes
Have you ever traveled anywhere with 2 ?
all over
Have you met 5's family?
yes
Have you ever eaten anything in front of 1?
i still can't stop
Have you ever hated 4?
no
Have you ever fought with number 2 ?
almost but not quite
Has 3 ever seen you do something embarassing?
from his point of view yes
Has 2 ever given you a present?
yes
Have you ever seen anyone in your top 5 cry?
yes
Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 5?
not an official one
Have you ever done something dangerous with number 4?
Of course! Industrial Baseball with a 20 foot tent pole & a cinder block
Has 5 ever called you?
maybe
have any secrets with 3 ?
Yes
are you going to change your top 5 soon?
only if Omaha Nebraska or The D.G. join MySpace