Piemerican E-mail Collection
This is the collection of every e-mail we've sent out.
Before Piemerica had a website we had an e-mailing list.
(see journal about the mailing list)
Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2002 (see journal about this mailing list)
Welcome Charter Piemerican News MembersWelcome to Piemerica e-mail service with Piemerica you will receive
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day & other worthless Piemerican News?
If you have any complaints to (The Joe) concerninglessons contact him(?) at thejoe-legend@presidency.com
If you don't like Piemerica & want to unsign-up Too Bad!
Toaster Jar
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Meet PiemericaMichael Reyes: Emperor & Founder of Piemerica
(The Joe) Legend: President of Piemerica, Ambassador,Local Moron, Genius, Legend, etc.
Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator: Secretary of Defense
Real Name: Long time supporter of Piemerica & kindservant of the Leaders of Piemerica.
Laslo PanafleX: Foreign Ambassador, Long time friend
Tim LeVallee: Co-founder of Piemerica-Incorperated-EternallyOriginal Member
D.G.: Original Member
Michael Wayland (Uh): Owner of Piemerica for about 2weeks stole it or fought a war or something.
And all of you idiots!
Toaster Jar
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/23/02
It is said
"When you hear a whistle blow snap into action"
but I say
"no, because snapping into action could cause
permanent bone damage."
This has been (The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day
Presented by &(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Learny Spin Off- "The Mouse is a House"
"Themouse is a house
that has no key.
The mouse is a house
and it's living in me!"
(The Joe) while tired (C)? 2002 P-I-E
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002
Learny
Piemerica Reluctantly Presents:
Learny
Mapsto my home, leave me alone! Parallax scrolling up & sound. People standingon the street yelling at gravy. Marison so blique nodding is essential. Bobbingup with down on the marketway. Laugh if you like. Fight if you blight.Moblieizing a stair-case what dumb idea. Logs don't sack of yo mammma.Ture it won't be sew bag. Knock-off imitations, the real thing. Teironter may bebecause a jumpble socket ball is flight loop seen Moph rag collectibles. Sear nocobble crapper. J'know. Curtain laxitive. Themouse is a house. On the ramp. Stare at...., urdobeno. Ack mein tooberbunny. It's so cold I sold my jacket. Verosheroma knock'n 'em owt. Laig. Boxspelled back wards is cckombvxx2k. Jurn Max is so livid he givid the he slivid.Grone. Basket lined twice purple Moon trakeia broough dewn bye the man. Chu khuee oo curp kr(n)umbled (echo) eeo eeo eeo.
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
Fwd: PIEUROPiemerica is in crisis and has been threatened so we strongly encourage all of you on the Piemerican mailing list to send hate mail & threats to awayland@hotmail.com
Piemerica will not stand for insubordination & hopes when this vagrant returns from his Hawaiian trip he will be plagued by yourdisgust & unrest
Piemerica
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Attachment: Forwarded Message
From: "Q('_'Q) <--boxing kirby"
To: piemerica@yahoo.com
Subject: PIEURO
Date: Thu, 24 Jan 2002
I didnt see my name on piemerica so i shall make my ownit will be called PIEURO an i shall rule!!!
this has been a byproduced of pieuroIN.CO. of america
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
Piemerican Sign up formPiemerica's Sign up Sheet
Please fill out the following and reply to be on the Meet Piemerica List
Name:
Real Name:
Reason to Join Piemerica:
(Mandatory example: You are the hepest cats in the world daddio!)
Will you refer others to Piemerica?
Will you send non-appreciative mail to people we suggest }The Joemeister{?
How often do you Drink Books?
Are you tired of taking this sign-up?
Will you thank Joenan for the suggestion of this sign up sheet?
If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?
Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?
End?
We apologize for giving info on the hate-mail address we were going to have it fell through.
(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Bate of Death(Birth);
Will you steal from us?
(Mandatory answer: No)
Kajorb?
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the day: 1/25/02
If this is 1st period
What is home room
the sentence
(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Shirt Man's Response the next day..
they are saying that homeroom is 0. 0 = nothing. Or does 0 = nothing? They could be saying that homeroom is nothing or that nothing could ever be as great as homeroom. It's 2 extremes. Either it's an extreme negative or an extreme positive. You make your own assumptions. I'm siding with the fact that homeroom is greater than any tangible object on the planet Earth.-Shirt Man
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
Piemerica gets Piemericanized!85% of the complications facing Piemerica [mostly ignorance] have been solved!
This causes the previous 15% to now become 100%!
[sob!]
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Weekend Lesson Classic 1/26,27/02
Piemerica viciously presents
(TheJoe)'s Weekend Lesson Classic
Every weekend Piemerica will rerelease
a classic lesson from (The Joe) Legend himself!
This week the very first lesson
originally given on Mon. 1/22/01
Known then as (The Joe)'s lesson for the day.
Do not play dead in a freshly dug grave.
(C)? 2001,2002 PIEMERICA
Next week:
The lesson voted greatest lesson
by real human(?) beings.
Date: Sat, 26 Jan 2002
Piemerica for PiemericansPiemerica has received some sign-up forms back& we would reply individually but we are lazy tyrants & despots so here you
Newest members:
Joenan ShirtMan Fritter
Real Name also replied but why?
Congrats to ShirtMan for being the only one to usethe mandatory examples.
Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/28/02
If you ever the feeling that you're going to get your legs broken,running wildly with your eyes closedwon't prove otherwise.
(C)? 2002 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
get
the word
get
was accidentally left out of today's lesson
Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002
Newest MemberThe Scott has joined Piemerica.
What you want more?Ok then Drink Books.
-Piemerica
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/29/02
Originally written 9/4/01 for a journal.
Excerpt
"Would you be concerened about going to the beach?"
"...sharks can be a delightful friend, in cartoons.
It wouldn't bother me much if a shark came after me in
the water. I cannot swim so there is a .001% chance of
it saving my life. ...My tip is to swim with fish &
let them get eaten."
2001 Piemerica (C)? 2002 Piemerica
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002
The basic essentialness of essentially : Preface
From_Piemerica.doc
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/30/02
If the 1st gear won't turn &
the 2nd gear won't turn.
The 3rd gear isn't going to listen to you either.
(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Date: Thur, 31 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 1/31/02
When using a ladel ah forgit it just don't fill up your lawn with intelectualcones.
(C)? 2002 P-I-E
Date: Thur, 31 Jan 2002
(The Joe)'s Classic Book Drinking tip of the week
When using a ladel ah forgit it
just don't fill up your lawn with intelectual cones.
(C)? 2002 P-I-E
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/1/02
Ya C dhat's de problem with you kids today,
you get bored too easy.
(The Joe) only gets bored when there's nothing to eat.
(C)? 2002 P-I-E
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2002
Piemerica on the web
We now have a very early site out at
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
See if there are lessons there yet.
Date: Mon, 4 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/4/02
Ever heard of a sleep walker?
No.
That's because they try not to wake anyone up.
(C)?2002 P-I-E
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 2/5/02
If anyone ever tells you to put on on a happy face &
you see someone smiling & decide to rip their face
off,
think about this first.
If you rip their face off they nor their face will be
happy anymore.
(C)? 2002 P-I-E
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002
problem
there's a problem with my address book so mail will bemostly stopped.
Other news former Pieuro leader Joemeister has joinedus so stop sending him hate-mail
IF YOU STILL WANT PIEMERICA GO TO OUR WEBSITE
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 Subject: Piemerican Message
people have been complaining about us not sending mail anymore.So as President I have took it upon myself to continue this tradition.
I don't want no circus screaming down my chimney, so here's our great site link for all of you that mysteriously deleted the first.--
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002
Piemerican Message part 2Seems as though I've kept the tradition of leaving important items off the mail so here is the link:
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
--
4/19/02
Piemerica?
People keep saying what happened to Piemerica! In furious anger?Well Top 3 Mania week is coming very soon so we need suggestion topics for Top 3's By next week afterwards you ,may view them on our site:
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
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4/19/02
Piemerican Sign up form spec.Piemerica's Sign up Sheet Revised
Please fill out the following and reply to be on theMeet Piemerica List
Name:
Real Name:
Reason to Join Piemerica:
(Mandatory example: You are the hepest cats in theworld daddio!)
Will you refer others to Piemerica?
Will you send non-appreciative mail to people wesuggest?
How often do you Drink Books?
Are you tired of taking this sign-up?
Will you thank me for the suggestion of this sign upsheet?
If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?
Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?
End?
(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Date of Death(Birth);
Will you steal from us?
(Mandatory answer: No)
Kajorb?
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Toaster Jar
Date: Fri, 3 May 2002
(The Joe) Legend for President1st must say sorry to those who can't vote for me that I send this message to.
All you people(?) out there vote for (The Joe)ballot name as Michael Reyes
Tell all your friends and cohorts enemies also to vote for (The Joe) Legend for student council president in Munford High School
because I'm President of Piemerica we will find you if you don't.
Toaster Jar
--
Date: Fri, 3 May 2002
Piemerican Speech
You can view (The Joe)'s great speech plus a thing that was meant to be put in but didn't.At http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/Presidency.html
Tue, 21 May 2002
New Piemerican
A new being has finallly(<--note extra L for longnesss)
joined Piemerica!
So try to find the links page on our site & uh you kan find this beings site
Piemerican News Weekend 7/18-20/02
Piemerica after a brief stint off line has returned!
No new things added to the site so far but a new limited time offer has arrived
Piemerica invites all to The block party presented by
Life Way Baptist Fellowship
July 20th
4:00-7:00 pm
(The Joe) will most likely be in a dunking tank
And other surprises could happen
Get a chance to meet (The Joe) at his obesest in the summer!
Just go to *edit*
for more info call
*edit*
or
at the mysterious
*edit*XgXd
Invivite others & remember free things!
Toaster Jar
Piemerica Update Tue, 30 Jul 2002
We now have sawngs available and Piemerica has a link to Pieuro containing Piemerica's first and only game. Here is the link to our site spelled out http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/ .. so There is no future!! sorry We mean excuse
Toaster Jar |
Date: Wed, 14 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/14/02| You can tell the tree to stand up but if you tell it to sit down it won't. So don't talk to trees, you picture torturing celler monger. |
Date: Fri, 16 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/16/02
Thinking about the future is important but don't think of the future as if you will live a million years more. Missed any lessons (including yesterday's)? Go to P-I-E |
Piemerica Chat Room
Fri, 16 Aug 2002
Piemerica has a new fangled Chat room
Here: Original Piemerica
Toaster Jar
Help
Fri, 16 Aug 2002
We suppose you have to be a lycos member or something to use our
new comm. int.
Also new message board
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See You at Piemerica
Thu, 22 Aug 2002
photos of Legend & MAR
at
send us a photo for your meet Piemerica page our site
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Shirt Man at Piemerica
Fri, 23 Aug 2002
See Shirt Man's Meet Piemerica page now his real identity revealed!
Toaster Jar
Piemerican Sign Up Sheet 4U? (an updated sign up sheet)
Thu, 29 Aug 2002
We realize there are some people who we give mail to who are not members
Piemerica's Sign up Sheet
Please fill out the following and reply to be on the
Meet Piemerica List
Name:
Real Name:
Reason to Join Piemerica:
(Manditory example: You are the hepest cats in the
world daddio!)
Will you refer others to Piemerica (If so Prove It)?
Will you send non-appreciative mail to people we
suggest?
How often do you Drink Books?
Are you tired of taking this sign-up?
Will you thank me for the suggestion of this sign up
sheet?
If Piemerica were a liquid what kind would it be?
Did you like/hate the mouse is a house?
End?
(C)? 2002 Piemerica
Date of Death(Birth);
Will you steal from us?
(Manditory answer: No)
Kajorb?
Thu, 29 Aug 2002
New! (The Joe)'s Top 3 of/for the week
Top 3 Tips for Avoiding Sinking Sand: 8/29/02
3. If you put sand in your sink don't turn on the water
2. Kidnap the mail carrier & ask for the addresses ofsinking sand
1. Walk into some sinking sand & say "GeT outta HerE!"
If this doesn't work don't struggle for you'll never get free.
Another New Top 3 available here
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/top3.html
Fri, 30 Aug 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day 8/30/02
Sappy Edition:
Being polite is like being a pole light, it brightens up the darkness.
Propaganda:
Plyers+Liars=Buyers
Pieuro Search (a message sent only to the master of Pieuro)
Mon, 9 Sep 2002
Look at where your site is on Google now
http://www.google.com/search?q=pieuro&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&filter=0
if that fails just type in Pieuro there
Toaster Jar
Epic Lesson
Sun, 15 Sep 2002
(The Joe)'s longest lesson ever is scheduled for tomorrow
and you can see it
Epic Lesson
and don't miss any other lessons!
Toaster Jar
Piemerican News: September
Thu, 19 Sep 2002
Piemerica invites all to
Life Way Baptist Fellowship
Wednesday, September 25th
7:00-8:00 pm
Just go to *edit*
for more info call
the mysterious
*edit*XgXd
invite others
_______________
Don't forget our Game (rpg) is downloadable from the Pieuro site
_______________
Check out Piemerica on Google
_______________ send us a photo for your meet Piemerica page
Toaster Jar
Disease Jelly Sun, 29 Sep 2002
I have finish putting my famed Disease Jelly In Which I did for speech class a few years back with Laslo PanafleX on the ole site
Disease Jelly
This was extremely sick cruel and offensive and looking back it is even more so now in light of events.
Read it left to right
1. (The Joe) did you hear about our old buddy?
2. No.
We got away with performing this in front of an official school class
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/speeches/index.html
Toaster Jar
Fifthornal FornitudeFri, 4 Oct 2002
after hours of trying to figure out anchors
The Fifthornal Fornitude is complete you better enjoy it!
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/PFP/enornalfornitude/index.html
Toaster Jar
New Music from PiemericaSat, 5 Oct 2002
Piemerica's Band
New
has some Mp3s from Piemerican Disc a 30 track compilation from them available at this new site
http://newfrompiemerica.tripod.com/index.html
it's a pain to upload all day
respond to this e-mail if you wish (or else)
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Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally 4 yearsSat, 26 Oct 2002
Four Years ago Today October 26, 1998 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally was Established or at least We thought It would be a 25 hour day!! but now looking at the official record it was the 28!! Sorry for the mistake ________________ Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally was Established Wednesday, October 28, 1998 2:06 p.m. |
4 Years Of Piemerica's P-I-E Mon, 28 Oct 2002
(The Joe)'s lesson of/for the day: 10/28/02
10/28/02
Spooky things happen if you let platypuses vote.
P-I-E Piemerica-Incorperated founded on this day 1998 at 2:06 P.M.Yes four poor years of Pie eat'n, Book Drink'n, Savagely Beat'n paper lipped InsANiTY! maaa...
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Thu, 19 Dec 2002(The Joe)'s Lesson News
Due to complications (The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the days will, for therest of 2002 be available from http://expage.com/piemerica
so go and laugh it up.
& we'll know if you do thanks to our premo counter
There may be more...
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Toaster Jar
Sat, 4 Jan 2003(The Joe)'s Lesson of/for the Day???
You mortals don't know how lucky you are to be on the most unread & unresponsive mailing list ever..
Every Lesson Available again including this one
1/4/03
When the wind blows:
We should stop making lessons that rhyme they are a waste of time & make nosense
like a jive talking mime.
Now the new Lessons 2003 page has lessons in order of the latest lesson on the top of the page!
Toaster Jar
Mon, 6 Jan 2003
Pretty Speeches
More Speeches available in the Speeches Section
Including How to get to the front of a line, Able to camp anvils, &
the famed script Grey Oranges
so go See!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/pfo/speeches/
Toaster Jar
Daily Update
After 143 consecutive Lessons (The Joe) has stopped making lessons due to their repetitive nature.
But what will we ignore now? you say.
Well..
Piemerica now has the New Daily Update
Every day a new update what will it be?
First we are starting with a couple of short stories.
Each Spanning a week at a paragraph a day.
Daily Update will also inform you on other site updates which will
(at least seemingly due to my knowledge of how to hide things) be updated everyday.
All this from our fabulous website Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Toaster Jar
Sun, 26 Jan 2003
Piemerican Magazine Online
Fri, 21 Feb 2003
Pie Inc. 5 YEARS!!!
Mon, 24 Feb 2003
Rewritten mystery quotes about pie etc..
5 years of Pie Inc. brings us to what was done at the begining all those 5 years ago
rewriting quotes, historical events, etc. about the beloved food pie. - The vastness of nature can reveal how small our pies are, how fleeting our hunger & how limitless our taste buds.
- The secret of conservation: Don't use more than you need (unless it is pie)
- The best meals leave no trace on the plate & indelibel marks on your blood sugar.
- Be open to trying new ; you never know which might be a perfect taste.
- Pie has no border. You bake it somewhere, smell it anywhere, & eat it everywhere.
- Time, trials, or triumps: share them with others, you'll likely share pie, so don't share!
- One can eat alone, but two have each other to complain about.
- Each passing year increases weight of those who have eaten pie the longest.
- If you speak your mind clearly, you won't have to whout that you want pie.
- Words can define tastes but only action can prove them (EAT PIE!).
- The thrill of pie eating belongs to anyone with the courage to reach beyond the 300 lb. weight mark.
- The story of your life consists of coutless finished chapters & one blank page. You drank a book didn't you?
- Hate your limits. They define your next great inability to finish a large pie.
- Begin counting your fat cells, and you may discover tehy're numberless.
- The greatest pie is impossible to keep or increase, but gains in weight the more it is eaten
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Wed, 5 Mar 2003
Link Fest
Thu, 1 May 2003
Lessons 5/1/03 from Lesson Mania Week 2003!!!
5/1/03
You can't write with a chalkboard. Washing clothes can lead to more stains than ever before like the stain of your freedomalistic obligation. When arguing at sea don't go overboard. Trying to contort one's palm always comes up empty handed. Confiscating without cause is theft. If you are ever in an autocar accident say "I am a wreck" May is the most polite month. The best thing about eating sharp or pointy inanimate objects is that they don't scream although you do. Digging up a corpse is fun as long as you don't get done. If your shoes are giving you the blues you need bigger shoes. The funniest thing about Laffy Taffy is the secret ingredient M42one. The old saying "Put your oven in the toaster it will work better" really means 'put your toaster in the oven, baste, & eat. Mice are nice they just have hideous emotional problems. Never watch a scary movie at a murderer’s house. |
Sat, 17 May 2003
1 Music Video
The music video for the song
1
from Piemerican Disc is now available
through this link:
MusicVideo for the song "1" from Piemerican Disc (Rm 169kb)
if direct link does not work go to the main site
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/p-i-e/
& it will be to the right of 5/17/03
Fri, 30 May 2003
New Piemerican Pete & Pieuro Section is complete
Tue, 24 Jun 2003
Piemerica's Site Links
Here is the site that immedialtely links to all of Piemerican Related Sites |
Fri, 18 Jul 2003
splice N more
We give you future updates to the website:
Splice
melt vase canned han
ruffled splendor bunji wallet
1/15th envoy copy hill
rederanged mint soak
lining
I wrecked my eyes for a jewel chasing metaphor
Helping 1/4 (quarter)
tried to take oven to folicle stairwell
was no use cept for baking
avoided puzzle trap
hop(p)ed eating lamb stew til morning
velcro tarnished map led
diagonal (t)rain everywhere
accidentally on sky lift instead of ski lifty
went nowhere
walk happily along the street
burst bubble,
got sick
Short '2 short lil il
ow said the cow as I went pow
because it was talking bad to my sow
then the farmer gave me a skowl
Bloody Frosty
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Smack Pow
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Exploding Cow
Thu, 31 Jul 2003
Piemerica to Return August 1, 2003
The Return of Daily Update
plus
(The Joe)'s Book Drinking Alpabet at Book Drinking CentralChapter 2 of (The Joe)'s Autobiography COMPLETE
& more!!!!
Sun, 3 Aug 2003
Piemerica now has an Official Message Bored
New message bored sign up & talk to Emperor MAR himself
Tue, 28 Oct 2003 5 years of Piemerica-Incorperated-EternallyPiemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
founded 2:06 p.m. October 28, 1998.
In that minute it was decided that P-I-E,
then Pie Incorperated-Eternally, should join Piemerica.
Thus making what we have now today.
Strangely other things in Piemerican history occurred around this date also.
Such as: 10/28/99 The Boo! Bub? Boo! Bluh? Movie script was started.
10/27/00 Equal Non-Equal Neutral began.
not much sugary goodness coming to ot website though
thar be troubles
Sat, 15 Nov 2003 Puch My cat in the face video
watch it here
sizes are misleading
Wed, 21 Jan 2004 MARS music online
Listen to the Music of Emperor MAR Online!
Go to the MARS website which contains info & discography
http://piemerica.web1000.com/mars/
& the MARS webpage at SoundClick which includes the songs
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/mars.htm
MARS music 2003 & 2004 Piemerica
Wed, 28 Jan 2004 P-I-E in F E B
2 years of our website
6 years of Pie Inc.
4 years of (The Joe)
what will we do about it?
probably nothing
P-I-E
http://piemerica.web1000.com/
PieMMMMerica!
We have finally updated the links & added the new siteables to the
site.
Now it is far too easy to get to Piemerica's Newest sites.
MUSIC
NEW: http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/new/index.html
MARS: http://piemerica.web1000.com/MARS/index.html
& the completely revamped...
Adjective Glass Catalog The Multimedia Site of Piemerica.
http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/index.html
it now features a whole load of loads
including: videos, games, & other great downloadables
February the biggest month in Piemerica & this time we did something
about it!
6 years since Pie Inc. coming Feb. 24. 2004
Wed, 18 Feb 2004
It's all here.
Fri, 20 Feb 2004
Piemerica All Over Again.
That's right it's Piemerica All Over Again.
Celebrating 6 years since the founding of Pie Inc. which lead to modern day Piemerica.
Daily Updates are back.
Go & see our new
Lessons Section which recaps all the Lessons of times past
Sun, 22 Feb 2004
Eggabalt... ... ... ..... ..... <-oh no ants!
Alterior Motive:
We have finally updated the links & added the new siteables to the
site.
Now it is far too easy to get to Piemerica's Newest sites.
MUSIC
NEW: http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/new/index.html
MARS: http://piemerica.web1000.com/MARS/index.html
& the completely revamped...
Adjective Glass Catalog The Multimedia Site of Piemerica.
http://piemerica.web1000.com/Adj/index.html
it now features a whole load of loads
including: videos, games, & other great downloadables
February the biggest month in Piemerica & this time we did something
about it!
6 years since Pie Inc. coming Feb. 24. 2004
Piemerica Incorperated Directory
Links to all Piemerican Sites!!!
That's right it's Piemerica All Over Again.
Celebrating 6 years since the founding of Pie Inc. which lead to modern day Piemerica.
Daily Updates are back.
Go & see our new Lessons Section
which recaps all the Lessons of times past
We Might not bee there for the celebration but we'll come close
Never foget to check out Daily Update which is insanely updated everyday although the end may be near for Emperor MAR
Toaster Jar
Tue, 24 Feb 2004
It gEts WoRSe!
Piemerica is in its Pie Inc. 6 year stretch Feb. 20-26.
we can't stop updating no matter how hard we try.
Piemerican Airlines has moved to an ad free zone, except the fact that the entire site is an advertisement. If you've not been wise in the past to Piemerican Airlines you should start or something..
Piemerican Magazine has also moved to an ad free zone, except the Piemerican Ads it runs. It has been updated with a little of Issue #2 & maximum navigabilty for Issue #1.
FPHEW! Emperor MAR is done with the E-mail..
sorry (not really) but it gets worse
Yes it's over now but for how long?
Well we've done it all now: fixed up the site, moved everything, what could be next now that most of the past is taken care of? Possibly some new moronic inventions & ideas like Drinking Book or Milking Logs whoops! I planned that & it wasn't funny or was it?
You tell me through e-mail if you are alive...
Wed, 25 Feb 2004 It Never Ends!!!Yes 6 years & more spam than ever stop by
Piemerica Interactive & vote on what you want to see in the future of Piemerica.
If you want to be more specific tell us through the guest book.
Piemerica in the mean time will try to cut back on its greatness or you can always watch for
Daily Update about the goings on in Piemerica which is updated everyday once again.
Reruns
Piemerica may be bringing back its Weekly classics soon which may include
Classic early 2003 style original
updates
We will also be making a revamped date based history section
If you have topics you would like to have a lesson or Top 3 made about contact us
If you have a Biblical scripture that you would like to submit to be Scripture of/for the Week contact us
by contact us we don't mean soup, obviously, we mean through e-mail
Sun, 14 Mar 2004
Worried?
Have you gone to our website only to find that it hasn't been updated?
Well it has but we have 2 places where the site is hosted
both sites are exactly the same except the first's ftp server is not good & we may not be able to update the site there as much as
http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/
& incase nun ya go to the website anyway here is today's lesson
3/14/04
Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas.
Wed, 17 Mar 2004 do the dewyou people not near Emperor MAR can listen to & download (if you choose) to the first ep by MARS.
Gone without the Wind, Thankfully
Due to host troubles the
old Piemerica site that lasted from 9/2/03-3/21/04 will no longer be updated & may be completely gone. It's not our fault.
Luckily our great real website
http://s93609871.onlinehome.us/ is still there & will be for at least about 3 more years.
Don't worry one day we'll get a real URL but Piemerica is in financial crisis
Piemerica updated everyday no matter if anyone cares.
& to avoid lynching here is son lessons
3/21/04
Food taste good when you're cruising in the hood. Eating chicken with hot sauce don't forget to floss.
3/22/04
If you're a big fan of fans recycling has gone too far.
3/23/04
Never let a witch tell you to be quite for you would cease to exist.
Fri, 9 Apr 2004
NINE oNlINE, 57 minute epic...
1 Epic song & 4 others which make up the greatest 3rd album by MARS ever
MARS electronic music at its Piemericanest
Link
Thur, 6 May 2004
Unexplained Explanation Point (Maynia!)
Please hold for Piemerica Promo May 6, 2004.
That's right kids you can dust off all those old shoes & then put them baCK!
The only way to permanently remove boredom is fear & true fear can only come from the delightfully sane, insane
Piemerica!
So whether you like to jog or ride a hog..
whether you can't swim or don't know a guy named Tim..
even if you can't buckle your seat belt without slamming your eyes shut
you can visit our site.
Piemerica the site that will make you loose sight.. of bacon!
As a failsafe (not very safe is it?) that you didn't understand that..
It's Maynia Month in Piemerica!!!
& you thought we were forgetful before prepare for brain washing madness.. whoops!
It's completely minimized Lesson Mania Week in Piemerica Right NOW!!!
That's right the smallest Lesson Mania Week in years!!
& next week it's Daily Update Mania Week!!! with new original & unfunny material not hitting store shelves anytime! Coming soon Comics including the greatest of all time The darkened Reality of Real-Estate.
So read
THIS or DIE with regret, eventually.
No more paint.. please no!!!! more paint no!!!!! more paint
dizzy up your extension & read marbles again.
Wed, 12 May 2004
Review Piemerica
Send in your reviews of our site!
Say whatever you want b/c if we don't like it we'll just edit it out anyway!
Appear on the Piemerica Reviews page (soon to be made)
send reviews to us
piemerica@yahoo.com
Sat, 12 Jun 2004
This may not last long.
Pie Inc. Shirt Photos, which you're all too young to remember.
& why not check out some pointless flash movies I made based on scripts.
Toaster Jar
Do you Yahoo!?
Friends. Fun. Try the all-new Yahoo! Messenger
Mon, 12 Jul 2004
The Advent of Thunder
C'mon go to Piemerica it's not like it will kill you!
Piemerica the site with so much pointless(?) original content you'll say "(insert your words here)"
& don't just take our word for it because that would be theft. pauses ahahahahaha
"Piemerica.
... that site disturbed me........
i just found it sad and unsettling that someone would devote so much of their time to a website filled with non-sensical things like 'drinking books' etc. that seemed to be one, long, deluded personal joke. .......i found it so utterly bizarre that i looked through good portions of the site trying to cull some meaning out of it. that failed. "
-politika
"piemerica was never ever cool or anything good at all."
-Rez
We've been prettied up & still have new content everydaY!!
Including the recently complete
Comics Section with image mapped madness, yes the calmest madness ever!
Be afraid, quite afraid because Emperor MAR doesn't even get paid (for th[at]is?).
Not Convinced yet? Well then I give up.
- Toaster Jar
Thu, 28 Oct 2004
P-I-E The Sixth
The 6th year of Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally kicks off the the
launch of the only thing our site has been missing & that is Boo! Bub?
Boo. Bluh?
New to the site the Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? section gives you most of what
you could want. Nearly all of the Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? comics are
available as well as trips back in time to 5 years ago when Boo! Bub?
Boo. Bluh? The Movie was all the buzz. Yes back when none of you were
around to know about it.
There are also new & updated index & entrance pages.
So go to our site
Piemerica.uni.cc
it will make you sleep like night
and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Fri, 18 Mar 2005
Epic Piemerican Event
A shocking event involving our very own Emperor MAR has gone down.
Wed, 11 May 2005
Piemerica-Incorperated-Returnilly
More fun than eating a bear. Much more fun than being eaten by a bear.
Don't just Meet Piemerica but meet other people no one cares about without meeting them.
See Emperor MAR's face finally fully revealed!
It's Maynia Month & it is Insanina. See things with your eyes. Hear things with your ears. Nothing to smell though and that is a good thing.
Considered one of Piemerica's most legendary creations the mysterious Vaseing Harvesters is finally shed to light.
And don't forget, because we haven't told you yet, that...
Lesson Mania Week 2005 begins May 15 & will include over 150 lessons!
So visit
P-I-E or you will miss out on all the non-urgent action!
They have fun all the time but in the morning they fight & whine.
It's the guy with an alarm clock for a roomate.
Thu, 18 Aug 2005
The Equal Non-Equal Neutral Artbook
It is considered to be one of the greatest works in Piemerican History.
Once all that was missing now the final epic item from Piemerica's past is added to the site.
See one of the strangest & most creative creations to ever come from the minds of Emperor MAR & (The Joe) at..
http://piemerica.uni.cc
Sun, 28 Aug 2005
Piemerican Magazine
Both issues of Piemerican Magazine are now online at the Piemerica website. In their original form see what is considered some of Piemerica's greatest & most unique accomplishments. (They might even be funny!)
The last epic update from Piemerica's past.
Drinking Books, Milking Logs, 'ot 6 Reviews, Piemerican Airlines, Knews
The famed original Piemerican Magazine finally comes home on your pc or mac (but I doubt it)!
Piemerica is also blessed with an all new front page showcasing each day's lesson, recent big updates, & daily updates.
And Emperor MAR's 20th birthday is Thursday September 1, 2005
If that means anything to you then you may wish (yes wish) him a happy one. Be sure to check out the Piemerica website that day also... ah hahaha..oops!
The window glass blushes from the sunlight. During the weekend they bent the sail. We sail in circles waiting. Waiting for a hammer that lies on a bed of nails.
27 Mar 2006 New Advice Oven The site may be down but Piemerica is still around.
So go feast on the only Piemerica massively dispensed since October 2005.
If you like the Advice Oven & need advice give Emperor MAR a ring uh ding ding (meaning e-mail him (
piemerica@yahoo.com) or send him a message through myspace) to ask for advice of your own.
(c)? 2002-2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
