| The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 3 |
| I pledge allegiance to Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally. To always uphold the duty to eat pie everyday. All the time to have pie in my mouth. To only eat pie and become a fat guy. For my blood sugar always to be FOUR HUNDRED ONE!!!! With blueberries and forks for all!!! |
| The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 3 (C)?10:38-10:46 P.M. Saturday, August 28, 1999 P-I-G-S Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society Written by: Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven |
| The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 1 |
| I pledge allegiance, to the pie, of the United Desserts of America Always to uphold the duty to eat pie everyday All the time to have pie in my mouth & lick the crumbs. Also to put pie in a blender & drink it To only eat pie and become a fat guy. For my blood sugar always to be 401 With blueberries and forks for all. |
| The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 2 |
| I pledge allegiance to the Pie, of the United Flavors of
Piemerica. To always uphold the duty to eat pie every day. All the time to have pie in my mouth, lick the crumbs, put pie in a blender & drink it. To only eat pie and become a fat guy. For my blood sugar always to be four hundred one with blueberries and forks for all! Hurray!!!!!!!!!! |
| The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 1 Written by: Michael A Reyes and Tim LeVallee The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 2 Written by: Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven |
| Original (C)? Revision 1 1998 Pie Incorperated Last Official Copy in Religious Pie #1- Pie Cult (C)? Revision 2 1998 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally |