|The Pledge of Pieleigence|
|I pledge allegiance to Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally.|
To always uphold the duty to eat pie every day.
All the time to have pie in my mouth.
To only eat pie and become a fat guy.
For my blood sugar always to be FOUR HUNDRED ONE!!!!
With blueberries and forks for all!!!
|The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 3|
(C)?10:38-10:46 P.M. Saturday, August 28, 1999
Written by: Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven
|Original (C)? Revision 1 1998 Pie Incorperated|
(C)? Revision 2 1998 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally