The Pledge of Pieleigence Revision 3

I pledge allegiance to Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally. To always uphold the duty to eat pie every day. All the time to have pie in my mouth. To only eat pie and become a fat guy. For my blood sugar always to be FOUR HUNDRED ONE!!!! With blueberries and forks for all!!!

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The Pledge of Pielegiance Revision 3 (C)?10:38-10:46 P.M. Saturday, August 28, 1999 P-I-G-S Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society Written by: Michael A Reyes, Tim LeVallee, and Number Seven

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Original (C)? Revision 1 1998 Pie Incorperated (C)? Revision 2 1998 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally