Contents: Front Cover: Nothing to see here. Inside Front Cover: The first savage beating. Pie On Mars: Humans from colonize Mars but Martians return & a battle breaks out.
The Pie Song Spoof: Spoof of Fastball's The Way Pie Inc.: Pie Inc. captures & brainwashes Michael Jordan to use as their spokes person. Back Cover: Another great thing to read.
Emperor MAR's Thoughts: Introduces Pie Inc.'s first savage beating.