The Envelopment of Conquest

Comics | House

Stars one of Laslo PanafleX's characters.
Written early 2000
I'm sad because I'm frightened knot the other way around
I can't breathe!That's not how to skate but we'll get to that Later. 1st I must teach you the Savage Beating on how to receive it from a baseball bat.Frosted Beard
Man Falling Yells "NOOO!"WaterWaterLegArmOh no he'll hit those Letters
What the Eat?Where am I?Toaster JarAdjective glass catalogI hope none find that I'm a statue.This guy is a coneheadConeheadShut UpUs hands can't talkThis is hard to read.I hope I still have all my fingers when this is overI can't see.I may be fat but at least I won't get hepatitis.(Just another face in the crowd)Help me lumberjack I'm too shortI will throw you!
I'll get you Superman! one dayNo you won'tPiePieKryptonyteKryptonyteyeah rightOne day I'll grow a fro so big you'll fly into it1 year later...I'll get you BatmanWait a secondPiePunch!Hooray!Pie
Fake SharksActions speak louder than wordstalking is an actionI feel so empty insideyou must be hungryMaybe I should get some foodYou should feel empty in the headActions speak louder than wordseating is an actionMy eyes close when I think about camerasMy ears close when I think of you.I have eatenI have a brick staircaseindThis is not waterWe are not sharksYou say you have a brick staircaseLong agoI like brick staircasesI have eatenhunger speaks louder than common sensehunger is a cruel pasteMayeb get more foodFood up staircaseI am a fake shark.. & you used to be...
yo yo yo whad up Joe?Quick get the BoraxJoeK