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Emperor MAR's Thoughts:
From September 1998
Black Ink portions were done by Laslo PanafleX
Yes even more violent & immoral than the Cats ad, this comes from the evilest era of Piemerica the accidental cult era, luckily this is the only comic from that time.
Stabbing was an obsession of Piemerica at the time.
There are references to the 7 Piemandments
The character with the knife is known as Stab & appears on the radio spoof Pie Talk Live! from the same month
Now a Message from Pie Inc.If Your Life depended on Eating Pie would you stop.Either way you'd never eat it againSo just give it upLet's get himPow!Pie Inc.You bad mouth our pies we'll get you!
A Message from Pie IncorporatedThese stories are putely fictional if any event like this were to happen We at Pie Inc. would go to our secreate bunker & let you all die.We only care about pie your worthless lives mean nothing to us but sales(chew) that's why we will kill you if you don't eat pieThank you
Wiscers ComicsWeekly SeriesDifferent Flavored PIE #1includes Super Pie vs. Super Cake & Adiction to pieSuper desérs & Pie Adicts
THOU SHALT NOTPeople of EarthWe don't come in peaceWe've come to kill you.yoink!Behold the greatest thing in creationPIE!Where's my Pie!Give me this PIE!NO!Pie!Chew!THA CRACK!7777777The Seven Sevens of Number SevenTHOU HAST COMMITED THE 4th WORST SINGIVING AWAY PIE!THE WORLD MUST BE DISTROYED!
The world has strayed from pie you have all sinned against #7 & must be stabbed.Expecialy that onechewcakeHow dare you eat cakevoomSTAB!Now who doses thou try to eat cake?How does thou explain thyineself? Giver away of pie.Please forgiveme o' #7I here vanquish thy to the Hell of no Pie!(while weaping) NO!! !!! !!NO!!!!!!!!!!!And aliens how can you ask to give me this Pie. You should have stabed him & took itspinstab 7,000,000,000meanwhile, in no pie Hell... . ..oh god!cake