| Monday-Sunday, January 16-22,
2012 New Lessons 1/16/2012 Boulevard sounds French especially when French guys say it. 1/17/2012 Pollution is so terrible because it makes you hate air. 1/18/2012 The reason why "noodle" is a slang term for head is because it was named before the proliferation of Italian food in America and someone confused a meatball for a noodle. 1/19/2012 The one time someone tried to reinvent the wheel and it worked was when the boat was invented. 1/20/2012 Night vision goggles would be cooler if there were no day time. 1/21/2012 "Heads up" actually means "Heads down so no one gets smacked in the face!" The brain is what you knows with. That and the nose. 1/22/2012 If you are sitting up you are sitting up and sitting down at the same time. When dreams come true a dreamer becomes a realist. |
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| Saturday, January 13, 2012 Synopsys and Symbolism info added to Mirroring Wishes Updates page updated |
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| Friday, January 13, 2012 New Teaching Judgement In Light of Sins Taken Away |
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| Monday, January 9, 2012 New Teaching/Scripture Collection My Righteous Identity in Christ |
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| Saturday,
December 31, 2011 New Music by MARS Mirroring Wishes A musical and aural journey through my life in the year 2011. Mister Wonderful is dedicated to my dad who passed away August 15th. |
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| Friday, December 30, 2011 New Teaching Saved: Cured of Sin & Made Whole |
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| Thursday, December 29, 2011 New Teaching Love by Love, Selflessness by Supply |
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| Thursday, December 22, 2011 New Teachings Love God? Be Perfect Like You? Are You Serious God? To Be or To Become? New Lesson Perhaps the best thing to have encyclopedic knowledge of is an encyclopedia. Links: Lessons 2011 |
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| Wednesday, December 21, 2011 New Lesson The one thing Santa Claus wants for Christmas is royalties for all the places his likeness has appeared. Links: Lessons 2011 |
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| Tuesday, December 20, 2011 New Lesson Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. Unfortunately his brother Barry the black nosed reindeer didn't and one foggy Christmas Eve he was hit by a car. Links: Lessons 2011 |
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| Friday, December 16, 2011 New Teaching Transformed by The Light of His Glory & Grace |
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| Thursday, December 15, 2011 New Teaching Love and Cooperation, God's Will and God's Best |
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| Wednesday, December 7, 2011 New Teaching Sin? Forgetaboutit! Jesus Christ is The End of Sin for All Those Who Trust Him |
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| Tuesday, December 6, 2011 New Teaching God is Love Means God Loves You |
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| Thursday, December 1, 2011 New Teachings He Loves You For You Inseparable & Unforsakable, Fellowship Never Broken |
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| Wednesday, November 30, 2011 New Teaching Did Paul Shame People? |
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| Monday, November 28, 2011 New Teaching Surrender or Submission? Defeat or Victory? |
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| Wednesday, November 9, 2011 New Teachings My Thoughts on Jesus Washing the Disciple's Feet in John 13 The Family of God |
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| Tuesday, November 8, 2011 New Teaching Walking Under the Yoke of Jesus |
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| Monday, November 7, 2011 New Teaching Shame, Guilt, Grace, and Motivation |
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| Wednesday, November 2, 2011 New Teaching We Are Always Able to Grow in Truth |
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| Tuesday, November 1, 2011 New Teachings Do We Really Live For God? We Are Loved as He is Loved |
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| Monday, October 31, 2011 List of Revised Posts/Teachings on my Loved by God Blog |
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| Friday,
October 28, 2011 13th
Anniversary of using the name Piemerica
New Comedy Quotes Collection:Enornal Thirtitude 1. I'm a lot like Spider-Man. I'm a man. Hey I didn't say we were completely alike. 2. When someone tells me that I'm funny the pressure is on to think of a funny response.. because comedy is better than reciprocal graciousness, at least that is what they taught me in jerk school. Boy my teacher at jerk school was such a.. nice guy. He should have been fired but I guess when you are tying to learn to be a jerk someone teaching you to be nice is a real jerk move. Perhaps I should punch him in the face as a sign of gratitude.. 3. I went to a five star resort. Yeah, the view at night was terrible. 4. I always knew that I'd never think of this day coming. 5. I'm a millionaire because I have a million air. 6. That doesn't smell smart. 7. T/i\r/e\s/ (Slashed tires) 8. I'll keep an eye out for it and by that I mean I will keep my eye out of your head and in mine. 9. I want to be a single dad. I don't want my wife to marry anyone else. I want to be the only dad for my kids. 10. I realize that they are comedians. That's what they do, they comeed. But why do they have to be so disrespectful? 11. Are you a he or she or a sheesh!? 12. What are your 2 1/1 favorite things about where you live? 13. Can you tell me where the nearest far away is? 14. If you could live anywhere you want but only for 5 seconds where would it be? It would have to look good and not be deadly cold but if it is too good you can only live there for 5 seconds and that would be a bummer. 15. These jokes are for the .7 fans Piemerica has. .7, how is that possible? Well the one fan we have has decreased his interest in us by 30%. 16. I hear you have age too. 17. Wow, context, I like that word and the thing that it is. 18. I believe dinosaurs existed and I make no bones about it. 19. I need to compact (instead of stretch). 20. I'm addicted to air. I breathe in 29,307 times a day and I'm thinking of getting a surgery to where I don't have to breathe out. 21. I kept it a secret until I talked to someone. 22. This sort of thing is not my 39. 23. Nathan Barnatt:Watching dolphins!! California rules! Emperor MAR:California passed a law that forces everyone there to watch dolphins? 24. Stranger: this is fun Emperor MAR: yeah I use the word "this" some times! Stranger: i use it all the time, i think Emperor MAR: that is too much and irresponsible 25. Stranger: ohh okay sweet.. Emperor MAR: your sweet dropped some sugar 26. Stranger: Jamaicans? I've never met one. Emperor MAR: You've always met them in pairs huh? 27. Stranger:how so Emperor MAR: yes it is very so 28. Stranger: hah Emperor MAR: i am going to use the magic of typing and type what you just said backwards Emperor MAR: hah 29. Boss:Are you working hard or hardly working? Emperor MAR:I'm hardly working hard. Which, I guess, is just regular working. 30. Young Adult: I grew up on Apple Jacks cereal! Emperor MAR: That's sad, my parents gave me a bed. 31. Stranger: That is very sound advice. Emperor MAR: Yeah especially when I say it out loud. 32. Being 1: You know what? Being 2: No what? Being 1: You just said what, that means you know what Being 2: Oh sorry 33. Empress Lori: Just forget about it. Emperor MAR: You are asking too much of me. 34. Being 1: My Stomach says growl Emperor MAR: My stomach says meow 35. Being 1: Lord, please bless this meal I have cooked. Being 2 to Being 3: Why is he doing that? Is he that bad of a cook? 36. If my dad had a dog it would be dog and dad, pup and pap, puppy and pappy, k9 and uh father... 37. I had a great time the other day at a place which shall remain nameless. I don't know why they refuse to name it. It makes it so hard for me to reference. 38. It didn't take that long, it only took oneever. Links: Enornal Thirtitude |
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| Thursday, October 27,
2011 Jibber Jabber 2011 Established * I need your help. The evil Dr. Scientist is going to turn all the world's beans into rabbits. This will wreck the world's economy because rabbits are harder to prepare than beans. * What is a pact? Is that like when you squeeze the glass jelly jar really hard? * I was at the carnival last month and I got mugged! Yeah they had this great booth where they put your face on a mug. I love it! * I'm reading a Reader's Digest my wife brought home. I like it but it is not back lit! What is this 1992? * If you broke an E it would form an F. So how come Full is more than Empty? Can you tell me that? * This is a men's room. This is a men's room. But it ain't nothin' without a toilet. * Is the moment this moment or an unrelated important moment? * I can call you a lot of things but I am too polite or not polite enough to do so. * We are chums FOR SHARKS! * You like the sweater my goat made on Friday for your tree stump? * Grow up! (slowly by staying alive) * "the fear" is a funny term, so funny I'm scared it concerns me (in a pertaining sort of way) * Phil is cool and bald, a shiny combination * things are things except that thing * If English is my first language is body language my zeroth language? * Hey! Don't put that toy cow skull in her bed! She's gonna wake up with a skull in her face! Well I guess she always does that. * I'm only afraid to be myself when I'm in big trouble. * When the truth hurts I knOW. * The sense of humor is taste. I laugh at my ice cream all the time. * I would get more friends if they would get me. Get it? * I always spell zer0 wrong. I put 0 at the end but no one seems to notice * Discuss the difference in color of a lemon and a stick of butter. * An is short for Ann with two ns. * Adds comedy to outfit. * Zany is a combination of outrageous, radical, and silly. * I need the William Crease from your forearm-bag. * Take a break at 4:30????:?????????????????????????????? * I was thinking that my dad and I would have been age buddies, 62 and 26. This is the first time I thought of this but when I was 15 he was 51 and when I was 04 he was 40. * ./|\. A dot jumping over a wall * I had a piece of paper that was too wrinkled to fax so I made a copy of it and faxed the copy. When I was sending it I said to myself (and them sorta..), "Now you're gonna get it!" * You want to know what I hate? When you tell people what you hate then they annoy you by doing it on purpose. I hate that. * Just because everybody doesn't dig it doesn't mean you should stop shoveling. * I've never been on an aeroplane but I have been on a ground plain. They don't sound much different to me, only about 50% different to be exact(ish). * If I owned a buffet I would die of non-starvation. * If I can get away with eating it that means I am smarter than it, that is how I never eat the sun, I blow at the sky but it never cools. * Which is the latter part of a ladder?| Conan O'Brien Twitter Bio Suggestions * Tom Hanks named me CoCo now I'm naming Him ToTo. #TeamToTo * COB in LA on TBS & T (Twitter doesn't abbreviate well). * Yes, I know the FedEx Pope. Jealous? * Hi this is Aaron Bleyaert because Conan doesn't know how to tweet by himself yet. * Welcome to the Cone Zone Chuck Norris Style Jokes for Ray Amsley * Ray Amsley eats lightning and his leg regurgitates it onto your FACE! * Ray Amsley taught Gawl Senglelis every action sequence pro that he knows. * Ray Amsley knows all the vowels, including the six you've never heard of. * Rain forests aren't cut down by loggers. The trees commit suicide when they realize that they can never be Ray Amsley's leg. * One time Ray Amsley fell asleep in the woods and the moss that gathered on his leg was used to make the ooze that mutated the Teenage Mutant Amsley Turtles. They were later renamed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because ninjas are considered less violent than Ray Amsley. * Ray Amsley was going to star in Streets of Rage 4 but "Rage" and "4" weren't superlative enough to describe Ray Amsley. But Ray still grand uppers someone every time you press "A" on your Sega Genesis controller. * Ray Amsley doesn't need a Blockbuster Rewards card. He rewards Blockbuster every time he walks into one because his mere presence makes every action scene in every movie 15 minutes longer. This is also why Ray is banned from standing next to the internet. * Mega Man is based on Ray Amsley but the wooden leg was changed to the mega buster because the game was too easy with the wooden leg. Links: Jibber Jabber 2011, Ray Amsley Youtube Revised Teaching Jesus is The Word of God, Illumination, & The Value of Scripture |
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| Wednesday, October 26, 2011 New Teaching Why use the word "Assembly" instead of "Church" Part II: The Body of Christ Links: Why use the word "Assembly" instead of "Church" Part I |
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| Thursday-Monday, October 20-24,
2011 New Lessons 10/20/11 As dirt is bad for appearances so dirty words are bad for soundpearances. 10/21/11 People go out to lunch because they are into lunch. 10/22/11 Remixes dare to grant the wish of, "I wish this repetitive pop song was even more repetitive." 10/23/11 If you ever hear fresh squeezed orange juice being advertised don't believe it because juice can't be squeezed. 10/24/11 The top hat had an unsuccessful sequel called the bottom hat. It was essentially portable chamber pot. Although it came in handy for many a dandy even the French found it too foul. |
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| Wednesday, October 19, 2011 Piemerica's Double Chicken Lessons of/for the Day 10/19/11 Regardless of if the chicken or the egg came first it was tasty right from the start. Chicken fries would be called "fried chicken" if the name had not already been taken. Unfortunately the name "French fries" was also taken. |
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| Tuesday, September 27, 2011 New Teaching/Scripture Collection God's View on Sin |
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| Thursday, September 22, 2011 Blog Name Change: Loved by God, Loving Others I've changed the name of my blog from "Love God, Love Others" to "Loved by God, Loving Others" because my life has changed from a commands based life of "this is what God wants us to do so let's make Him happy" to a love based life of "God loves me and is already happy so I will love others out of the overflow of Him loving me." Links: Loved by God, Loving Others Blog |
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| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day 9/21/11 The hippest way to say that you are about to cry is to say, "Immma rock a tear." New Teaching Jesus Accomplished All Things Necessary to Fulfill the Law |
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| Monday, September 12, 2011 Lesson Mania Week 2011 9/12/11 If you tell a mime to mime its own business it will be a mime miming a mime. Then you will have a double mime and that's.. annoying. Winners are quitters because they always quit when they are done winning. If English is your first language then body language is your zeroth language. The reason women like to be called baby is because it makes them feel younger. Since when were bats and robins friends? Since April 1940 I guess. I have a small apt. It is so small it doesn't even have all the letters. Don't wait for someone to give you advice just go out there and take it! 9/13/11 They say, "When it rains it pours" But really rain is just a bunch of drips. When they combined bumper pool with bumper cars bumper boats were invented. Sometimes people are told to give 110%. 100% is the most one person can give so to give 110% there must be a second guy giving 10%. Some people are only afraid to be themselves when they are in trouble. Eating dinner don't make ya thinner it makes swell up in your center Asia Minor and Asia Augmented 7th are long time enemies. 9/14/11 Putting a tiger into a bear cage won't make the tiger a bear but it will make the bear cage a tiger cage. I figured out how Christians can be in Christ. It is because God is holy. Sound advice is easy to give just give advice out loud. 12AM and 11AM are a lot farther apart than you'd think. Sometimes it is now. Ignorance is bliss. That is why it is fun to act ignorant. 9/15/11 Fun Food Fact: The Hamburger was named after the French and Indian War. Fun War Fact: There aren't any. Moon walking a dog sounds like a lot more fun than walking a dog. The original name for the football huddle was "team hug" but the coaches felt bad because they were left out. So it was renamed huddle which is a French word meaning, "That hug thing that sports guys do." The stupidest question is "Is this a Question?" Retired is like regular tired but tired again because you are old. Don't put a toy cow skull in your little sister's bed. She's gonna wake up with a skull in her face! Well I guess she always does that. 9/16/11 Slang is not cool. Someone coined the phrase "coined the phrase." Shampoo first sounds like the last thing you would want to put in your hair. Sham and poo. But if there is any kind poo that I'd touch it would be sham-poo. All profanities originate in the French language. Facts suck! Except the ones that I like. You know you are afraid of gossip when you won't name your daughter because you are afraid someone will talk about her behind her back. The sarcastic remark "very original" is very unoriginal. |
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| Friday, September 16, 2011 New Teachings Trust and Works Serving God by the New Way of the Spirit and Not the Old Way of The Law |
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| Monday, September 12, 2011 New Teaching The Life of God vs. The Knowledge of Good and Evil |
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| Monday, August 29, 2011 New Teaching Working "With God" Instead of "For God" |
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| Thursday, August 23, 2011 How God Prepared Me for My Dad's Death |
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| Friday, August 19, 2011 My dad Art Reyes died on Monday (the 15th). I can't really put into words what it is like to lose from this earth the most loving and irreplaceable man I've ever known. You would have just had to have been there with us sharing Jesus, life, and love together.  |
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| Wednesday, August 10, 2011 New Teaching Contentment and Disappointment |
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| Wednesday, August 5, 2011 My Own Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions: Highway Patrol Edition  Links: Original Post on The Idiotical |
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| Friday, July 29, 2011 New Teaching Faith: Trust in God |
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| Friday, July 22, 2011 New Teaching God Abounding in Grace |
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| Thursday, July 14, 2011 New Teaching Which is better to live by the law or the Spirit of God? |
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| Wednesday, July 13, 2011 New Teaching Did God Desire for All of His Laws to Be Obeyed? |
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| Tuesday, July 12, 2011 New Teaching From the Heart to the Mind |
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| Wednesday, June 15, 2011 New Teaching Love that Leads to Obedience |
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| Tuesday, June 14, 2011 New Teaching Should Christians Repent? |
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| Tuesday, May 31, 2011 Piemerica's Top 11 Lessons of 2010 11. Every moment is the greatest moment of itself. 10. When someone requests "Listen to me." they are only referring to verbal communication and not other noises they may make. 9. My dad's name is Art but other people have names too. 8. A paranormal investigator is a normal investigator with a parachute. 7. An excellent way to earn quick cash is to rent out space in your wallet. 6. Age is a state of mind, the state of how old your mind is. 5. Fun Food Fact: Humans invented pizza in the past. 4. There is no wonder as to why so many people turn to crime, it is the only way some of them can be wanted. 3. The only way you can find nothing is if you are looking for something. 2. Trains are invisible except for the solid parts. 1. There are stupid questions but stupid questions are better than stupid statements. Links: Lessons 2010 |
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| Tuesday, April 5, 2011 New Teachings Who or What is the Bible About? Raisin' Hell and Lowerin' Heaven |
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| Sunday, April 3, 2011 New Teachings Unity through Love Alive to God in Christ Jesus |
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| Friday, April 1, 2011 Got my ConeCraft Art into The CocoMoca Museum of Conan Art  The pig wandered into his hair unplanned. Links: Original Post on The CocoMoca Museum of Conan Art |
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| Wednesday,
March 31, 2011 Artwork for MARS single Im sent on lot  Links: Listen to the album Norvon Mac |
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| Wednesday,
March 30, 2011 New Teaching The Father of Light Looks to Love |
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| Tuesday,
March 10, 2011 My Conan Fan Corrections Submission Starring Qs Tips Links: YouTube Pie Talk Live! from September 1998 Pie Talk Live! was a one time spoof of the syndicated radio show Modern Rock Live! I did on a cassette in September 1998 when I was 13 years old. This before I was using the name Piemerica (this was under Pie Inc.) I remember listening to rock interviews where the artists would admit to illegal drug use in one way or another on air. I wondered they got away with it so in this show the host sets up the guest to admit to illegal drug use to get him arrested. Links: Listen on YouTube New Piemerica YouTube Channel Because YouTube has surpassed DailyMotion in video quality etc. I will be very slowly putting up all Piemerica videos on this channel most of which have only appeared on our Dailymotion Channel. I am also putting up the Audio of Piemerican Disc on this channel. Links: Piemerica's YouTube Channel |
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| Tuesday,
March 8, 2011 New Teaching The Word Leaders in the New Testament |
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| Sunday,
February 27, 2011 New Teaching Faith is Trust |
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| Thursday,
February 24, 2011 Piemerica's 13th Anniversary
New Music by MARSProdigious in Paltry |
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| Sunday,
February 20, 2011 New Teaching Love One Another |
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| Tuesday,
February 08, 2011 New Teaching The Meaning of Life: Part 2, Understanding the Relationship |
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| Saturday,
January 22, 2011 The 10th Anniversary of Piemerica's Lessons with 8 New Lessons! Comedy is for losers (of seriousness contests). If cults had denominations they'd be called diffecults. A good way to refer to nothing is by saying "almost something." Jerks suck especially when I call them jerks. They get all mad and act like jerks. If you don't like Wednesday you'd be like "When's this day gonna end?" Naval oranges are grown on boats. Europeans suck at being from somewhere else. The sense of humor is taste. Here is Our First Lesson from January 22, 2001 Don't play dead in a freshly dug grave. Links: Lessons 2011 |
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| Thursday,
January 20,
2011 Jibber Jabber 2010 Updated * What do you have to say about talking? * Speak in post-egg accents * Do matches match? * In the summer I decided to take out the trash during the rainfall so I took my raincoat. The result due to the heat ended in the same soaked result. * You sound like you're sleeping because you aren't saying anything and that is what you do when you are asleep. * What is this. This is what. * Can you give me directions to your farm? If you don't have a farm that is ok I just want some more corn. * Can I tell you what I think or would that be talking and not thinking? * Bluegrass tastes better than rock and rap. Unless the rap you are talking about is the tortilla with food in it. * YouTube kept the tube alive because we are going to flat screens with no tubes. * Today I am 300 months old. What will I be tomorrow? Only time will tell. * Here are some notes I took: ♫♪♪♫ * I heard today is a month. Do my ears tell time? * Break the Sauce * I like shoes because they keep me from knowing how hard the ground of places I don't take my shoes off is. * Masked potatoes * Those goons! Next time I see the government I'm gonna be really confused because how can you see an entity like that? * What neutral color do you feel most neutral about? * What is your fourth favorite primary color? * Talk like a keyboard you say "Enter" at the beginning and "Escape" at the end. * Is this a question. * How many fingers am I holding down? * What is your eighth favorite day of the week? * How old aren't you? * Monotype instead of stereotype * You gotta crank this down some. Links: Jibber Jabber 2010 New Lingo: Terrible Tearableness - Being terrible at tearing paper. Links: Piemerican Lingo |
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| Thursday,
January 6, 2011 New Excerpt from (The Joe)'s Autobiography: The Dreaded Ankle Race Links: (The Joe)'s Autobiography Other Updates: 2010 Piemerica Year in Review |
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| Wednesday,
December 22, 2010 New Music Releases by MARS: New Album for stream and download Norvon Mac |
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| Sunday,
December 19, 2010 New MARS Single from upcoming album Norvon Mac, Im sent on lot |
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| Wednesday,
December 1, 2010 New Teaching The Meaning of Life: Part 1, How to Know God |
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Tuesday,
November 30, 2010
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| Saturday,
November 27, 2010 FLAC downloads now available for Minds 1-14 |
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| Thursday,
October 28, 2010 12th
Anniversary of using the name Piemerica
New Comedy Quotes Collection:The Twenty-Fornineitude 1. I may not be Norman but I rock well. 2. I have seen a pillow with the "Choking hazard small parts" warning. Perhaps it should have a smothering warning instead. 3. I'm going to make some bad pancakes and give them out to people. When the consensus comes in that they taste horrible I will call the recipe "panned cakes." 4. I'd like to meet the guy who invented donuts. I'd ask him.. "Hey man can I have some free donuts?" Being the inventor I figure he'd have the most. 5. Should I be worried about internal bleeding in my veins? 6. Do women who want to keep their own last name when getting married ever stop to think that their last name came from their father and not their mother? 7. If your A.D.D. was affected by your A.D.D. would you then have no A.D.D. at all because it cancels itself out by not being able to pay attention to itself? 8. If you hate guns would you shoot a gun with a gun because you hate it so much? 9. Considering all the live streaming video sites out there I was thinking to myself. "I should be the first to make a live movie." Then I thought, "What like a play?" And thus my dream of being a pioneer was crushed. 10. I spell "recipe" as "recipie" because pie is so good that it should be in every recipe. That is how you turn spelling errors into succes! 11. Falling in love is for girls. I never fell in love. I jumped in. That is what a man does. 12. Spanish is my second language but I haven't gotten around to it yet. 13. It is better than ever, but ever is not even that good because it takes soo loong! 14. Oh I get it.. pick up lines are the opposites of put downs. 15. Person 1: What do you think about golf? Person 2: I don't really care for it. Person 1: No, no. What do you think not what do you say. 16. Person 1: Louie? Who is Louie? Person 2: Some guy with a name. 17. Someone once told me, "You could stand to lose some weight." I said, "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." So I stood there & I stood there & I stood there & I never lost any weight. More bad weight loss advice! 18. When you are a kid or a teenager and someone makes fun of your weight there is not much you can do. But when you are an adult and someone does it you can just respond with, "You think I'm big now? You should have seen me 4 years ago I was twice as big!" And then they'll say, "Wow you look great!" Thus you have made someone go from disgust to adoration in less than one minute. 19. Not being confusing confuses me. 20. Sure we can pop balloons but how many of us can populate balloons? Are we willing to take residence in one for so long? 21. Makes non-sense to me. 22. God and I were a match made in heaven. Links: The Twenty-Fornineitude |
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| Thursday,
October 21,
2010 New Teaching Proper Translation of Hebrews 13:17 |
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| Monday,
October 18, 2010 New Lyrics Hand in Hand, Heart in Heart Love is My Plan I Still Take You |
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| Tuesday,
October 12,
2010 New Teaching Replacement |
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| Thursday,
October 7,
2010 New Lesson There is no wonder as to why so many people turn to crime, it is the only way some of them can be wanted. Links: Lessons 2010 |
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| Thursday,
September 30,
2010 New Lesson If someone asks you "Do you think..?" and you say "I don't know," that means you didn't think about it. Links: Lessons 2010 New Teachings Renewing the mind & Life itself is in Jesus |
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| Tuesday,
September 14,
2010 New Teaching Discipling (exemplified then explained) |
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| Thursday,
August 26,
2010 New Teaching Believing and Faithful |
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| Monday,
August 23,
2010 New Teaching The Letter of the Law, The Life of Love -1 Peter 2:11-17 |
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| Sunday,
August 22,
2010 New Teaching Literal Example of Discipling Here is a completely literal picture of discipling straight from scripture. 'John was standing with two of his disciples, Gazing at Jesus as he walked by, he said, “Look, the Lamb of God!” When John’s two disciples heard him say this, they followed Jesus' (John 1:35-37). John (the baptist) as a discipler literally pointed His disciples to Jesus and they literally followed Him. This is what we are to do in the spirit. As a disciple we willingly follow Jesus. As a discipler we point others to Christ so that they may follow Him. |
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| Friday,
August 20,
2010 New Teaching Conversion Converts Character The indication of a true follower of Christ is the change of character that God produces in His children. Many try to only do what God commands instead of realizing that God wants to make them into someone who will, in character, naturally be inclined to do what He commands. Often those who claim to be Christians will have an emotional experience of confession (conversion) but following Christ is a matter of the will and the mind, not of feelings alone. "This is how we know we are in God: The one who says he resides in Him must walk just as Jesus walked" (1 John 2:5-6). 2 Corinthians 7:10 also exposes the hollowness of emotional "conversion." "Sorrow without repentance is the kind that results in death." Repentance is an act of the will to turn from sin and to God. John the baptist said in Matthew 3:8 "Produce fruit that proves your repentance" or as another translation puts it, "Prove by the way you live that you have really turned from your sins and turned to God." |
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| Tuesday,
August 19,
2010 New Teaching Why use the word "Assembly" instead of "Church" |
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| Tuesday-Thursday,
August 3-12,
2010 New Lessons 8/3/10 The only way you can find nothing is if you are looking for something. 8/4/10 How many sneezes must a man sneeze before you call him sick? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind because germs travel by air. 8/5/10 Nothing is fool proof. That is how foolish a fool is. 8/6/10 My dad's name is Art but other people have names too. 8/7/10 Women who want to keep their own last name when getting married never stop to think that their last name came from their father and not their mother. 8/8/10 Cup pies would be good but they would also be too small! 8/9/10 Pick up lines are the opposites of put downs. 8/10/10 A paranormal investigator is a normal investigator with a parachute. 8/11/10 We have been going to flat screens with no tubes but YouTube has kept the tube alive. 8/12/10 Bluegrass tastes better than rock and rap. Unless the rap you are talking about is the tortilla with food in it. Links: Lessons 2010 |
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| Wednesday,
July 21,
2010 New Scripture Collection on New Blog God is the Source of All Good |
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| Wednesday,
July 14, 2010 New Lyrics: I want you to know "no" |
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| Monday,
July 12,
2010 Jibber Jabber 2010 Updated • I just can't watch Man vs. Food it makes me hungry, covetous, and jealous. :( • Genesis has NES in the word. GeNESis. So it turns out Genesis does what Nintendid. • So after 20+ years I've finally realized that the pipes in the Mario Bros games may have something to do with the Mario Bros being plumbers. I was 17 before I realized that T-shirts were T-shaped (but of course so are all shirts with sleeves). • Slang words suck daddio • If anyone has an egg crate cushion and 100 eggs to put in it I will lay on it and it will be fun and messy. • Just realized that crackers are white and there may be a correlation between this and its slang usage referring to caucasians. • I don't accept your except. • Who ever turned 21 on 7/7/07 must have had a cool birthday. • So......ap • Easter is the day we remember the death on the cross of Jesus Christ but every day we are to live in His life. • I am eating pre-wine. • Once fought a miner rat with a laser hat in the subway of a floating city, but that is an NES game for you. • And then I typed in this status message. And.. that is the whole story. This is an arrow that doesn't point.
 • My Talk the Talk Challenge for Flower: I am not like a flower because if you blow on me I will not break and I will not bend. So give me my time because I'm always in bloom and my season never ends. • My 5th anniversary of YouTube Story: I uploaded a bunch of videos and almost no one watched or commented on any of them. Oh and my video for Punch My Cat in the Face got flagged. • I am considered smart enough by my peers to where if I say something stupidly implausible people will question basic reality. • I'm taking a poll. Do you think it is ok to take a pole? • What if I intentionally paid the wrong person the right price? • Thanks to U-Verse for never letting me go very long at all without internet connectivity. Unless it is off when I'm asleep.. I better stay awake 24/7 just to be sure.. • Just got the Greater Memphis phonebook and I am thrilled! I thought the regular Memphis phonebook was as good as it gets, boy was I wrong! ... Wait so if this is the Greater.. that must mean there is a greatest on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!! • Two too much too • I'll remember that right now. • But wait there's more.. if you act now or later • I have grown increasingly fond of bullets. Uh this kind, •. • Friends know each other? Oh now I get it! • It is not good to say the coolest things because that would be cold. • I'm from 11ic-1. • Since I live in the central time zone does that mean I will live one hour longer than those in the eastern time zone or does it mean I will die one hour sooner? • I hate the US because it is a hypocrite but the A is good. • I like stupid questions? • Accidents are a bad addiction. • I know people get bug bites but who has gotten chewed on by a bug? • I over came to a birthday party once. I thought it was bi-annual instead of annual. • When I turn 25 I'll be 300 months old which should I celebrate more? • Da Emp is roll'd time out ferrets.. • Turn your spelling errors into succes! • If you no longer fear me Piemerica.org is a real place of mine with art and sounds and lights (if your monitor is lit). Links: Jibber Jabber 2010 Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated Emperor MAR at the End of the Decade * I can still say 'ot next decade (and the rest of the century) if I word the years per this example "2 'ot 10" Discovering this pains me because I could have been saying 2 'ot 'ot 9 * Getting ready to say goodbye to the last decade of the decade. * Hopes his eastern time zone friends don't ruin his new year. If they do he'll just have to take it out on his Mountain and Pacific time zone friends. * Feels bad for all the kids to be born at 11:59 tonight. They'll have to wait all year for their birthday. Kids born at 12:00 tomorrow will get to have their birthday right at the beginning of the year. Ultra Personal Status Updates * On my 24th birthday: Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone. This has been my happiest birthday in at least a year and ranks in the top 24 for sure! * Some times I write on my Facebook wall but usually I don't. Look at my wall and do the math if you don't believe me. * Food Dood postponed due to: tiredness, onions, lack of funds/puns, slanted forks, sack of transportations, laziness, September ending, and most of all the 7% left unfinished. Also about injury, fatigue, and a mysterious black envelope * November 7: Just trimmed the longest beard I've ever had. Now I have phantom beard syndrome.  Until last year I thought the message when the Sega Genesis boots up said "Produced by Dr Under License by Sega Enterprises Ltd." Then I finally took a good look and took a second to think and realized it says "OR" not "DR" Links: Jibber Jabber 2009 |
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| Thursday,
June 24, 2010 New Lingo: Emoticon - An emotional prisoner. He was an emoticon of her love. Bootiful - Beauty that is envied. She is soo bootiful. I hate her! Links: Piemerican Lingo |
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| Monday, May
24, 2010 New Lyrics: We are you |
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| Friday,
April 30, 2010 Reviews, Single Link Downloads, In Page Streams, & All Related Artwork now on all 4 MARS releases from 2005 & 7 releases from 2007. |
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| Sunday,
April 25, 2010 Reviews, Single Link Downloads, In Page Streams, & All Related Artwork now on all 28 MARS releases from 2004 including the previously unavailable Backtracking. |
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| Monday,
April 19, 2010 New Comedy Quotes Collection: The Twenty-Eighthornaltude No Census Is Worth These Questions 1. I'm taking a reverse census. Where are you not from? 2. There were here. Where? 3. Which one of you is the other one? 4. If you can read this say "I can't read." 5. Have you met your friends yet? 6. Name someone you've never even heard of. 7. Do you make your own hair, do you grow it yourself? 8. How many books are in your eyebrow?(Zero is the obvious answer). 9. If you had no face would you be able to face in a given direction? 10. Does your clock talk? Does it tell time? Well if it tells time it talks right? 11. If <3 is love is >3 hate? 12. How old was earth on the last Earth Day, that is its birthday right? 13. How long is now? 14. Is this that thing I've heard so none about? 15. Byron Inc? That guy misspelled ink on his sign why would anyone want to buy ink from him now? 16. Hey it has been a while, is one still a number? No Questions Are Worth These Answers 1. Yo yo yo, that is my new invention it's the sequel to the yoyo. 2. I'm so bad at rollerskating I can't even standstillerskate. 3. What is my taste in music? I prefer bluegrass to rock because grass is more of a food. 4. I wish all Canadians would say eh like Fonzie says Eyyy! 5. I'm a man of the world. All of my clothes are imported. My shirt was made in Gatar. My pants were made in Bangladesh. My underwear was made in Honduras. My shoes were made in China. 6. I talk so fast, I talk at the speed of sound. 7. This is not a show but a tell. 8. Running into a Volley of Green 9. Thanks for nothin' because I like nothing. 10. This song is too mellow it should be more mtn dew. 11. Yo Imma roll out, I'll catch you on the flop side because the flip side just doesn't do it for me. 12. I thought mirrors were me because wherever I see one there I am. Links: The Twenty-Eighthornaltude |
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| Sunday,
April 18,
2010 Jibber Jabber 2010 Established: * How many numbers are in a 10? 2 or 10 * Is one the highest number since 1st place is the best? * Do you ever wonder why people wonder about things? * I, as a Food Dood (fat guy who loves food), haven't even dreamed about eating in my sleep (except in actual dreams). * New Net Slang: ">>" for "Right Right" * My real world name is Michael I know it is a rare name you probably haven't heard of it. * How many times can I say comb in the single instance of me saying comb? I think it is one. * Where Wolf * When you are in the mirror how do you know it is you talking and not the mirror? * Train whisk unfurling * Budget knocking pellets * You for an uneight * Where were your teeth yesterday? * How many bugs are in this sentence? * A leader is someone who intentionally guides another or others utilizing his or her collective wisdom, knowledge, experience, and skill. * Alot of people worry about getting old. No matter how old you get there will always be a lot of people out there older than you. The problem is that the longer you live the more people are born and thus younger than you and the people older than you start dying off. * It is invisible except for the solid part. * A blink is two simultaneous winks. * How many people are just one of you? * How many keys are on your keyboard? Wow how many cars or houses do you have? * Do you like to answer questions in sequence? * To someone wearing Headphones: Hey man, why does your necklace start in your ears? * You can call me anytime except now and the past. * How many friends do you have? Name zero of them. * Chronologically what is your first name? * How many times a day do you eat lunch? * My star power is too much because I got a star in cereal and a power munch consumed it. * Have you ever wished you were dead and it came true but you had 3 wishes so here you are now? * This song sucks, it is too short.. oh wait it is still going. * I have lived long enough to know how to die. * So if you are afraid of heights then you fall asleep in caves? * I can sound like forks if I bang them together. * I wish I had an acquaintance who frequently utilized the phrase "my friend" so that I may feel well liked. * toodleoooooohhnooooo * Have you ever high fived your clock at five o'clock? * her blanket is a storch that takes the computer under the linen horse socket * I like your chair, I hate it so much! Links: Jibber Jabber 2010 |
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| Monday,
April 12-Saturday, April 17,
2010 Lesson Mania Week 2010 |
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Thursday,
April 15,
2010
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| Wednesday,
March 31,
2010 New Lyrics: Nothing to Begin With, Nothing to Begin, Slowing until I fold in half
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Thursday,
March 25,
2010
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| Wednesday,
March 24,
2010 Episode Guide for Food Dood Now Complete Links: Food Dood Episode Guide |
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| Monday,
March 22,
2010 Audio Clip from Golfulating IV added to Chatitude Emperor MAR: Man I got hurt.. Joenan: Really? Emperor MAR: Emotionally that you would do that. Emperor MAR: My camera almost fell out of my pocket some. Joenan: Some? Emperor MAR: It went out a little bit, that's no good. Links: Chatitude, Golfulating IV |
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Saturday,
March 20,
2010
Previously Unavailable Lyrics: The Chair Song (1999) |
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| Friday,
March 19,
2010 New Lyrics: To Run, Waking Up |
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| Tuesday,
March 16,
2010 New Lingo: Bucka Sandwich - A chicken sandwich that costs one dollar. Links: Piemerican Lingo, Urban Dictionary Other Updates: New 404 Page Piemerica 2010 Year in Review, Updates, & Lyric Stats Updated |
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March 11,
2010
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| Wednesday,
February 24, 2010 Piemerica's 12th
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Outtakes from Food Dood |
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| Saturday,
February 13, 2010 New Song Recordings: Recorded renditions by SarahEmily or yourromeo from Blogtv of New Not Unwilling, The Rail, Forgotten
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| Wednesday,
February 10, 2010 New Lyrics: Ability is not Independent, A mile, An Hour Other Updates: MARS Songlisting Up tp date New MARS Promo Song Art    |
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| Tuesday,
February 9, 2010 New MARS single from Equal Non-Equal Neutral, Fact of oxygen asphyxiate. |
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| Saturday,
January 30, 2010 Previously unavailable free downloads and new stream options of the MARS albums Sound Without Effect, Yestermorrow, No Answers Are Worth These Questions, Zeatin Cur Parquet, Q & A & Z |
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| Friday,
January 22, 2010 Top 10 Lessons of 2009 (For the 9th anniversary of lessons) 10. If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see. 9. Always keep your priorities straight unless one of your priorities is bending. 8. Don't let the cat out of the bag or people will know you're not a good pet owner. 7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen or just open the fridge. 6. If you're eaten out of house and home don't build your house out of gingerbread next time. 5. When someone says to you, "It's a small world." tell them to go take a walk. 4. Oven mitts are the best things to catch hot ovens with but you still shouldn't be playing catch with ovens. 3. Sometimes life really stinks but death always smells worse. 2. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, except when your child goes missing. 1. In athletics often pros are cons. Links: Top 10 Lessons of 2009 |
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| Thursday,
January 21, 2010 New Comedy Quotes Collection: Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude 1. Someone should sue Starbucks. They sell litterable litter, literally. 2. I don't ever try anything new or old. I get things done. 3. This is how I how now. 4. I lost all concept of time last.. um... uh.. 5. I only have one arm (on my left side). 6. How many times has someone asked you this question? 7. Anyone who runs into idiots isn't good at running. 8. I'm tired of their he and she-nanigans how many times do they have to be nan? 9. My doctor says yes but not relating to that question. 10. I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the English dictionary. I didn't like it though. It wasn't wordy enough for me. Next time I'll read the Spanish-English dictionary, that has a lot more words. 11. When it comes to poetry I'm not poetic I'm poeattit. 12. I like to mess up mess halls to be literal and then I convert them into halls. 13. I could invent a parachute for a parakeet and call the bird a paraparakeet. 14. Ge-off: A woman from the Current in St. Louis took this picture. Emperor MAR: How did you get the picture back? 15. Amnesia is a strange thing. It makes me wonder if I've had it before because how would I remember if I did? There seems to be no way of knowing. 16. Ge-off: Hope to see you in the past? Emperor MAR: Oh yeah seeing me in the past is the easiest way to see me if you already know me. 17. You're so great that on an alphabetic scale with A being the worst you'd be asleep. 18. Food for thought if you can fit it in your tum 19. (While Looking at the night sky). Which one are these stars is the sun? 20. Every time I sleep I live a dream. Links: Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude |
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| Wednesday,
January 20, 2010 Script Bits Page: Massive page of unused scripted exchanges from over the years. Links: Script Bits
Chat Takes 2004 & 2009 Updated:
New Lyrics: Tight fence hard to limber, When your conclusion just won't end, Have You seen the floor? (features recorded rendition by SarahEmily of Blogtv) |
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| Saturday,
January 16, 2010 New Find the Irony: Turn right at the next left. If you're going to leave that on turn it off. Links: Find the Irony Jibber Jabber 2009 Completed: * I'm glad we got big toes instead of thumbs on our feet because if we had thumbs on our feet we could only count to 16, or 16 +4. * I'm like that good kinda good when good isn't bad. * When looking at duplicate photos. "Wow how did you stand still that long?" * The Titanic sank on my wife's birthday. On my birthday a joint American–French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic. * Letters never sent. Letters never written. * Do you enjoy having hours of enjoyment? * Foot start * Unbrella? This doesn't look like a brella to me but I guess that's the point. * Rice less * You're my friend right? You'll read my comedy magazine won't you? http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm4/info.html If you won't then I'll reveal that Keith Apicary is the real you and that Nathan Barnatt is the real character! Oh no, I just revealed it. Now my threat won't work.. unless I make you forget about it. Hey look over there! There's a MySpace ad on facebook! ... hahaha sucker.. * I was just thinking that right now. * I have too many Ids in my wallet. Who is this guy? * I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as my friend Allan dressed up like me. He has a really good costume. * This is the under time of the mofling race? * I was there in the picture and I saw through the screen. * *non-descript emoticon* * Out of the numbers 3 & 1 which is your favorite and why? * you bussing that egg heart? * ain't a lock press the on * I like listen to the wind of nature and the birds who eat bird in surprising places * You want to be a smash hit? Hit something now and smash it! * When I eat eggs they go to my legs they make me feel like I'm walking on pegs Links: Jibber Jabber 2009 New Lingo: Reverse Nosey - One who unneccissarily tells others details of their own life. Links: Piemerican Lingo Other Updates: Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated |
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| Wednesday,
December 30,
2009 New Music Releases by MARS: New Album Equal Non-Equal Neutral |
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| Saturday,
December 19,
2009 Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? - Food Dood 3rd episode of our full-length sketch comedy show. |
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| Thursday,
December 17,
2009 The Making of Food Dood, Live Behind the Scenes Special |
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| Wednesday,
December 16,
2009 Music by MARS: Final release from 2004, Dismemories now available for download and stream MARS 2009 Release page now has new streaming and download options |
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| Monday,
December 14,
2009 New Music Releases by MARS: New Album Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator & companion compilation Tyrants of the Deep |
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| Wednesday,
December 2,
2009 Emperor MAR on BlogTV First Broadcast, Good to everyone, The Slapping, Chat about me!, The microphone is greater than the pen, Never Streamed, Save Rhyme, Rhyme 2 |
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| Tuesday,
December 1,
2009 Hobby Lobby and A Third Word
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November 30,
2009
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October 29,
2009
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| Saturday,
October 24,
2009 New EP by MARS: Links: Outstrumentals Info. Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated Emperor MAR the Fortune Teller: » Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974 quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start. » You're still poor. » Let me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be unclear. » I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit slow. Links: Jibber Jabber 2009 New Lyrics: Cost Mud |
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| Tuesday,
October 20,
2009 Star & Micey Debut Album Star & Micey, a band including Piemericans Ge-off Smythe & Omaha Nebraska (Geoff Smith & Josh Cosby), has their debut album out today on Ardent Music. Emperor MAR gives it 5 stars. Links: Get the album!, Star & Micey photos and videos on Piemerica.org New Lyrics by Emperor MAR: orabrick, Mist Aches, uhri, I'm Sh(u)ore(td), The Stem is Far to Long, Hear Say Settles,..., Don't use nonletters, Never again, *4, Blind Triangles, Shots of a vest., Any help is on the way four fifths of the time, Blank Oval, Safety. Into thin air., Pain, Dog, Light, Why question find more |
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| Tuesday,
September 22,
2009 New Lyrics: orabrick & Mist Aches added to AllPoetry |
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| Thursday,
September 17,
2009 Music by MARS: Previously unavailable download and stream of the ep XGXD Originally released 5 years ago today. |
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| Tuesday,
September 1,
2009 Humorous Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile Links: Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile |
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