Piemerica
March 16, 2010
New Lingo:
Bucka Sandwich - A chicken sandwich that costs one dollar.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo, Urban Dictionary

Other Updates:
Piemerica 2010 Year in Review, Updates, & Lyric Stats Updated
March 11, 2010
Lyrics:Imploding
I don't quite understand the means or the end
Who am I to be living for?
Just myself again with supernatural power
What am I doing here?
Not to be guided but to learn how to drive and steer my own way
The same way as yesterday but with new power
Please tell me who am I to be living for

Do I qualify by saying a name?
Can it really be change if I stay the same?
How can life be beautiful when I'm soaked in sin and never turn from what I should ignore?
What is the goal gonna be?
What am I supposed to see?
Could we be looking beside the fact?
Tell me, tell me where I'm at

Well should I just keep coming here
Expecting to learn when your good thoughts disappear
Have you thought this through or do you just want another through the door?
Please tell me who am I to be living for
I hear a name but aside from that I just hear the same as I have in the rest of the world

I swallow with no time to digest
You rush me on & on & on
I swallow with no time to digest
Am I being led & fed or am I on this roller coaster prescribed
One size fits all all of the time

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Piemerica's 12th Anniversary
Outtakes from Food Dood

Saturday, February 13, 2010
New Song Recordings:
Recorded renditions by SarahEmily or yourromeo from Blogtv of
New Not Unwilling, The Rail, Forgotten
Lyrics:Have To Have Two
When I don't want to be breaking..
I don't want to be here but I'm here for the taking..
And I know if it was true
I would know the same as you
And we wouldn't have to

When I walk up to the street I shouldn't be crossing..
I don't want to be on this road. I'm sure at a loss here..
And I know if it was true
We would see enough but wouldn't have to do
No we wouldn't have to
We wouldn't have to
As if we ever did

If you don't want to be here don't
If you don't want to share don't
If you don't want to you don't have to
No you don't have to

When we want to show love but all we do is shrug
We still have to
Ain't that the truth
We still have to
Or there isn't a me or a you
No there isn't a me without love
No there isn't a you without love
And I want to love
I want to love
Love, love, love
Oh yeah we just have to
You've got to have two

Wednesday, February 10, 2010
New Lyrics:
Ability is not Independent, A mile, An Hour
Other Updates:
MARS Songlisting Up tp date
New MARS Promo Song Art
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
New MARS single from Equal Non-Equal Neutral, Fact of oxygen asphyxiate.

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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Previously unavailable free downloads and new stream options of the MARS albums Sound Without Effect, Yestermorrow, No Answers Are Worth These Questions, Zeatin Cur Parquet, Q & A & Z
Friday, January 22, 2010
Top 10 Lessons of 2009 (For the 9th anniversary of lessons)
10. If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see.
9. Always keep your priorities straight unless one of your priorities is bending.
8. Don't let the cat out of the bag or people will know you're not a good pet owner.
7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen or just open the fridge.
6. If you're eaten out of house and home don't build your house out of gingerbread next time.
5. When someone says to you, "It's a small world." tell them to go take a walk.
4. Oven mitts are the best things to catch hot ovens with but you still shouldn't be playing catch with ovens.
3. Sometimes life really stinks but death always smells worse.
2. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, except when your child goes missing.
1. In athletics often pros are cons.

Links:  Top 10 Lessons of 2009
Thursday, January 21, 2010
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude

   1.  Someone should sue Starbucks. They sell litterable litter, literally.

   2. I don't ever try anything new or old. I get things done.
   3. This is how I how now.
   4. I lost all concept of time last.. um... uh..
   5. I only have one arm (on my left side).

   6. How many times has someone asked you this question?
   7. Anyone who runs into idiots isn't good at running.
   8. I'm tired of their he and she-nanigans how many times do they have to be nan?
   9. My doctor says yes but not relating to that question.
  10. I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the English dictionary. I didn't like it though. It wasn't wordy enough for me. Next time I'll read the Spanish-English dictionary, that has a lot more words.
  11. When it comes to poetry I'm not poetic I'm poeattit.
  12. I like to mess up mess halls to be literal and then I convert them into halls.
  13. I could invent a parachute for a parakeet and call the bird a paraparakeet.

  14. Ge-off:  A woman from the Current in St. Louis took this picture.
      Emperor MAR:  How did you get the picture back?
  15. Amnesia is a strange thing. It makes me wonder if I've had it before because how would I remember if I did? There seems to be no way of knowing.
  16. Ge-off:  Hope to see you in the past?
      Emperor MAR:  Oh yeah seeing me in the past is the easiest way to see me if you already know me.

  17. You're so great that on an alphabetic scale with A being the worst you'd be asleep.
  18. Food for thought if you can fit it in your tum

  19. (While Looking at the night sky).  Which one are these stars is the sun?
  20. Every time I sleep I live a dream.
Links:  Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Script Bits Page:
Massive page of unused scripted exchanges from over the years.
Links:  Script Bits

Photo Galleries:
Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Meadow View Charms

Chat Takes 2004 & 2009 Updated:
2004 & lastly I've already got a really cool personality, dirtbag!
*walks off mumbling commercial ad campaign slogans & tv catch phrases...*

sogladyouremine- Why are you wearing the same clothes from 2000-2003?
flying hat- I was making fun of poor people & then I wen't broke

2009 Stranger: What brings you to this website?
Emperor MAR: http & tcip brought me here on the technical side

Stranger: yeahhh i kno
Emperor MAR: you have too many h's but not enough w's
Emperor MAR: here are some for you
Emperor MAR: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Emperor MAR: use them wisely (originally I just had a lot of u's but I converted them up into w's)

Stranger: how are the squares?
Emperor MAR: surprisingly round
Links:  Chat Takes 2004 & 2009

New Lyrics:
Tight fence hard to limber, When your conclusion just won't end,
Have You seen the floor? (features recorded rendition by SarahEmily of Blogtv)

Saturday, January 16, 2010
New Find the Irony:
Turn right at the next left.
If you're going to leave that on turn it off.
Links:  Find the Irony

Jibber Jabber 2009 Completed:
* I'm glad we got big toes instead of thumbs on our feet because if we had thumbs on our feet we could only count to 16, or 16 +4.
* I'm like that good kinda good when good isn't bad.
* When looking at duplicate photos.
  "Wow how did you stand still that long?"
* The Titanic sank on my wife's birthday.
  On my birthday a joint American–French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic.
* Letters never sent.  Letters never written.
* Do you enjoy having hours of enjoyment?
* Foot start
* Unbrella? This doesn't look like a brella to me but I guess that's the point.
* Rice less
* You're my friend right? You'll read my comedy magazine won't you? http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm4/info.html If you won't then I'll reveal that Keith Apicary is the real you and that Nathan Barnatt is the real character! Oh no, I just revealed it. Now my threat won't work.. unless I make you forget about it. Hey look over there! There's a MySpace ad on facebook! ... hahaha sucker..
* I was just thinking that right now.
* I have too many Ids in my wallet. Who is this guy?
* I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as my friend Allan dressed up like me. He has a really good costume.
* This is the under time of the mofling race?
* I was there in the picture and I saw through the screen.
* *non-descript emoticon*
* Out of the numbers 3 & 1 which is your favorite and why?
* you bussing that egg heart?
* ain't a lock press the on
* I like listen to the wind of nature and the birds who eat bird in surprising places
* You want to be a smash hit? Hit something now and smash it!
* When I eat eggs they go to my legs they make me feel like I'm walking on pegs
Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009

New Lingo:
Reverse Nosey - One who unneccissarily tells others details of their own life.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo

Other Updates:
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
New Music Releases by MARS:
New Album Equal Non-Equal Neutral
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? - Food Dood
3rd episode of our full-length sketch comedy show.

Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Making of Food Dood, Live Behind the Scenes Special

The Making of Food Dood
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Music by MARS:
Final release from 2004, Dismemories now available for download and stream
MARS 2009 Release page now has new streaming and download options

Monday, December 14, 2009
New Music Releases by MARS:
New Album Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator & companion compilation Tyrants of the Deep
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Emperor MAR on BlogTV
First Broadcast, Good to everyone, The Slapping, Chat about me!, The microphone is greater than the pen, Never Streamed, Save Rhyme, Rhyme 2
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Hobby Lobby and A Third Word

Links: Video Page
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Monday, November 30, 2009
Photos 2009 Updated
Lyrics:Christ's Bond of Unity
My God found favor in me
He gave me love that will never leave
He gave me life from the Spirit to breathe
He gave me a wife that I will never leave

I love you
Not just yesterday but today and forever
My God holds us so no one can sever
Our love goes on forever and we owe it only to our King

I know whatever comes to us God can live through us
And make us better than we could be
And gives us light to share so others can see
He makes it look so easy because His love is amazing

I am so thankful
His love flows through me so you can be by loved me
I've done all I can do
I have surrendered and let God love you through me because I love you too
And there's nothing this world can do
Because God gave me a wife that I will never leave & that I will always love
I know that He loves me because He is loving me through you
And I know I love you because He's giving me love for you too
Love that never ends
Love that never leaves
God has found favor in us and now the two are one, the three are two and we live and love in Christ's bond of unity.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Lyrics: Firsts
I don't know what else there is to say
I'm still enamored with all the games we play
They sure are fun
I don't know what else there is to do
But I still love doing everything with you
You still make me stunned

I'll pour my heart out every day
And you will gladly take whatever comes your way
I love your heart of course
Right now and back to our firsts
When I see you by my side
I am overjoyed by you my lovely bride

Saturday, October 24, 2009
New EP by MARS:
<a href="http://piemerican-mars.bandcamp.com/album/outstrumentals">Outstrumental No. 0 by MARS</a>
Links:  Outstrumentals Info.

Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated
Emperor MAR the Fortune Teller:
» Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974 quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start.
» You're still poor.
» Let me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be unclear.
» I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit slow.

Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009

New Lyrics: 
Cost Mud
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Star & Micey Debut Album
Star & Micey, a band including Piemericans Ge-off Smythe & Omaha Nebraska (Geoff Smith & Josh Cosby), has their debut album out today on Ardent Music. Emperor MAR gives it 5 stars.
<a href="http://starandmicey.bandcamp.com/album/star-micey-2">Salvation Army Clothes by Star & Micey</a>
Links:  Get the album!, Star & Micey photos and videos on Piemerica.org

New Lyrics by Emperor MAR:
orabrick, Mist Aches, uhri, I'm Sh(u)ore(td), The Stem is Far to Long, Hear Say Settles,..., Don't use nonletters, Never again, *4, Blind Triangles, Shots of a vest., Any help is on the way four fifths of the time, Blank Oval, Safety. Into thin air., Pain, Dog, Light, Why question find more
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
New Lyrics:
orabrick & Mist Aches added to AllPoetry
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable download and stream of the ep XGXD Originally released 5 years ago today.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Humorous Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile
Links: Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile
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Recent Lessons
In athletics often pros are cons.

If someone tells you to "Get Real" and you do so. Come back the next week and see if they tell you to "Keep it Real."

If you don't like jokes about being rich you have a poor sense of humor.

Always keep your priorities straight unless one of your priorities is bending.

If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see.

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Golfulating VIII
The Battle for #4
The Battle for #4
Snow Show
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I saw the light.
I saw the light.
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Classic Lessons
If a thug draws a knife on you wash it off.

Some people will never learn. The sad thing is most of those people go to school.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em unless they're beating you.

When the noose becomes the latest fashion it won't last long.

Talk is cheap, unless you are a television psychic.

If a tree falls in the forest be glad you don't live in the forest.

When I'm looking at my folder I have a paper view.

When arguing at sea don't go overboard.

Never whisper behind someone's back. Whispering is enough.

Ice cubes are excellent substitutes for chill pills.

Hole punchers are useless.

Not all hillbillies are named Billy but they are all related to him.

Pollution is good for you. It makes you realize there should be less pollution.

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Top 3 ways to loose money in a business:
3. Burn down the insurance company instead of your building.
2. Using the classic sales pitch & then putting it into action,
    "We Burn Money!
1. Play hide & go seek with the funds
Comedy or Coma?
Caffeine free huh? What, that makes it cost like 15 cents less?

I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the dictionary. I didn't like it, it wasn't wordy enough for me.

I love team sports because one part of the crowd is always happy.

nah.. oops! dropped some dots

I'm going to be a record producer because i eat a lot of vinyl.

I don't lik3 it wh2n p712 tal3 li33 this. especially out loud, "lik three it wh two n p seven tweleve tal three li three three this."

I remember Living Magazine had a spin off called Dying Magazine. It had a lot of subscriptions but no one ended up paying their first bill.

When I yawn it is contagious because I always yawn again.

I have a big sore, it is so big it is like a dino-sore.

I can spoil any movie from the past 20 years. Ready?
They all end with credits.

How do you know this site is weird? Maybe this is normal and regular things are weird.


Pie is the greatest food of all time.! If it weren't I really would have changed the name some time ago.

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