| March 16, 2010 New Lingo: Bucka Sandwich - A chicken sandwich that costs one dollar. Links: Piemerican Lingo, Urban Dictionary Other Updates: Piemerica 2010 Year in Review, Updates, & Lyric Stats Updated |
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| Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Piemerica's 12th Anniversary
Outtakes from Food Dood |
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| Saturday, February 13, 2010 New Song Recordings: Recorded renditions by SarahEmily or yourromeo from Blogtv of New Not Unwilling, The Rail, Forgotten
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| Wednesday, February 10, 2010 New Lyrics: Ability is not Independent, A mile, An Hour Other Updates: MARS Songlisting Up tp date New MARS Promo Song Art   
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| Tuesday, February 9, 2010 New MARS single from Equal Non-Equal Neutral, Fact of oxygen asphyxiate. |
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| Saturday, January 30, 2010 Previously unavailable free downloads and new stream options of the MARS albums Sound Without Effect, Yestermorrow, No Answers Are Worth These Questions, Zeatin Cur Parquet, Q & A & Z |
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| Friday, January 22, 2010 Top 10 Lessons of 2009 (For the 9th anniversary of lessons) 10. If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see. 9. Always keep your priorities straight unless one of your priorities is bending. 8. Don't let the cat out of the bag or people will know you're not a good pet owner. 7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen or just open the fridge. 6. If you're eaten out of house and home don't build your house out of gingerbread next time. 5. When someone says to you, "It's a small world." tell them to go take a walk. 4. Oven mitts are the best things to catch hot ovens with but you still shouldn't be playing catch with ovens. 3. Sometimes life really stinks but death always smells worse. 2. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, except when your child goes missing. 1. In athletics often pros are cons. Links: Top 10 Lessons of 2009 |
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| Thursday, January 21, 2010 New Comedy Quotes Collection: Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude 1. Someone should sue Starbucks. They sell litterable litter, literally. 2. I don't ever try anything new or old. I get things done. 3. This is how I how now. 4. I lost all concept of time last.. um... uh.. 5. I only have one arm (on my left side). 6. How many times has someone asked you this question? 7. Anyone who runs into idiots isn't good at running. 8. I'm tired of their he and she-nanigans how many times do they have to be nan? 9. My doctor says yes but not relating to that question. 10. I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the English dictionary. I didn't like it though. It wasn't wordy enough for me. Next time I'll read the Spanish-English dictionary, that has a lot more words. 11. When it comes to poetry I'm not poetic I'm poeattit. 12. I like to mess up mess halls to be literal and then I convert them into halls. 13. I could invent a parachute for a parakeet and call the bird a paraparakeet. 14. Ge-off: A woman from the Current in St. Louis took this picture. Emperor MAR: How did you get the picture back? 15. Amnesia is a strange thing. It makes me wonder if I've had it before because how would I remember if I did? There seems to be no way of knowing. 16. Ge-off: Hope to see you in the past? Emperor MAR: Oh yeah seeing me in the past is the easiest way to see me if you already know me. 17. You're so great that on an alphabetic scale with A being the worst you'd be asleep. 18. Food for thought if you can fit it in your tum 19. (While Looking at the night sky). Which one are these stars is the sun? 20. Every time I sleep I live a dream. Links: Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude |
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| Wednesday, January 20, 2010 Script Bits Page: Massive page of unused scripted exchanges from over the years. Links: Script Bits
Chat Takes 2004 & 2009 Updated:
New Lyrics: Tight fence hard to limber, When your conclusion just won't end, Have You seen the floor? (features recorded rendition by SarahEmily of Blogtv) |
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| Saturday, January 16, 2010 New Find the Irony: Turn right at the next left. If you're going to leave that on turn it off. Links: Find the Irony Jibber Jabber 2009 Completed: * I'm glad we got big toes instead of thumbs on our feet because if we had thumbs on our feet we could only count to 16, or 16 +4. * I'm like that good kinda good when good isn't bad. * When looking at duplicate photos. "Wow how did you stand still that long?" * The Titanic sank on my wife's birthday. On my birthday a joint American–French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic. * Letters never sent. Letters never written. * Do you enjoy having hours of enjoyment? * Foot start * Unbrella? This doesn't look like a brella to me but I guess that's the point. * Rice less * You're my friend right? You'll read my comedy magazine won't you? http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm4/info.html If you won't then I'll reveal that Keith Apicary is the real you and that Nathan Barnatt is the real character! Oh no, I just revealed it. Now my threat won't work.. unless I make you forget about it. Hey look over there! There's a MySpace ad on facebook! ... hahaha sucker.. * I was just thinking that right now. * I have too many Ids in my wallet. Who is this guy? * I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as my friend Allan dressed up like me. He has a really good costume. * This is the under time of the mofling race? * I was there in the picture and I saw through the screen. * *non-descript emoticon* * Out of the numbers 3 & 1 which is your favorite and why? * you bussing that egg heart? * ain't a lock press the on * I like listen to the wind of nature and the birds who eat bird in surprising places * You want to be a smash hit? Hit something now and smash it! * When I eat eggs they go to my legs they make me feel like I'm walking on pegs Links: Jibber Jabber 2009 New Lingo: Reverse Nosey - One who unneccissarily tells others details of their own life. Links: Piemerican Lingo Other Updates: Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated |
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| Wednesday, December 30,
2009 New Music Releases by MARS: New Album Equal Non-Equal Neutral |
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| Saturday, December 19,
2009 Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? - Food Dood 3rd episode of our full-length sketch comedy show. |
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| Thursday, December 17,
2009 The Making of Food Dood, Live Behind the Scenes Special |
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| Wednesday, December 16,
2009 Music by MARS: Final release from 2004, Dismemories now available for download and stream MARS 2009 Release page now has new streaming and download options |
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| Monday, December 14,
2009 New Music Releases by MARS: New Album Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator & companion compilation Tyrants of the Deep |
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| Wednesday, December 2,
2009 Emperor MAR on BlogTV First Broadcast, Good to everyone, The Slapping, Chat about me!, The microphone is greater than the pen, Never Streamed, Save Rhyme, Rhyme 2 |
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| Tuesday, December 1,
2009 Hobby Lobby and A Third Word
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Monday, November 30,
2009
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Thursday, October 29,
2009
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| Saturday, October 24,
2009 New EP by MARS: Links: Outstrumentals Info. Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated Emperor MAR the Fortune Teller: » Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974 quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start. » You're still poor. » Let me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be unclear. » I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit slow. Links: Jibber Jabber 2009 New Lyrics: Cost Mud |
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| Tuesday, October 20,
2009 Star & Micey Debut Album Star & Micey, a band including Piemericans Ge-off Smythe & Omaha Nebraska (Geoff Smith & Josh Cosby), has their debut album out today on Ardent Music. Emperor MAR gives it 5 stars. Links: Get the album!, Star & Micey photos and videos on Piemerica.org New Lyrics by Emperor MAR: orabrick, Mist Aches, uhri, I'm Sh(u)ore(td), The Stem is Far to Long, Hear Say Settles,..., Don't use nonletters, Never again, *4, Blind Triangles, Shots of a vest., Any help is on the way four fifths of the time, Blank Oval, Safety. Into thin air., Pain, Dog, Light, Why question find more |
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| Tuesday, September 22,
2009 New Lyrics: orabrick & Mist Aches added to AllPoetry |
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| Thursday, September 17,
2009 Music by MARS: Previously unavailable download and stream of the ep XGXD Originally released 5 years ago today. |
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| Tuesday, September 1,
2009 Humorous Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile Links: Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile |
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Pie is the greatest food of all time.! If it weren't I really would have changed the name some time ago.
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