Metal rolling pin is not.

My four prong toaster is gone,

but I didn't care back when I was shocked

by the fridge.

Shoving soap and water under the hood of a spoon

to make it look good.

One fatal blowof the freezeer fan.'

I'm really gonna hurt my hand.

Blender easily mixes a book.

Keep Catastrosphere away from the cantaloupe.

Used to always wonder if I under stood

the way I felt about the stove.