Maple Magic Impediment.

I just got robbed so I called the fire department
My house is on fire so I called the doctor
Broke my leg so I called the garbage men so they can throw away the amputated leg that I cut off with my metal cup
Wife is in labor so I called the wax museum
Dog got hit by a (my) car so I threw a spork at my cherry tree
My electricity went out so I went to Fred's & bought me a candle & a box of matches & tried to light the fuse cord then I got blown up all because I was wearing sunglasses in my house.
2001 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

7/27

Written by (The Joe)
Monday, November 26, 2001 9:07-9:17 A.M.
Lyrics & Poems
Additional Info:
This was originally made to be a mini-song in Equal Non-Equal Neutral but it was taken out.
The title comes from an Equal Non-Equal Neutral lyric that was written not long after this was.