¿Tired of Ceral that sucks?
¿Want something that doesn't?

Well then you'll love this new product! (ripoff)

From Piemerica & PanafleX Ind.

	The cereal of morons Worldwide!!
	There's a free prize in every box! This month's prize:   a new Kill Co. Retractable Baseball bat! or a Die Horribly Inc. non-metal, undetectable gun! (or bomb)

In every box there's

	cereal! (or so it would seem) baseball bat shaped marshmellows! sharp & pointy metal objects! Borax! horrible poison! and more?
An actual bowl! (not drawn to scale)

So join the pain & get murdered today!

caution:  do not use milk / may cause death immediately

see also Beaties Prototype