Egg/Muzzz's Muzzz Mail

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 8 May 2003
Recruit? Nuh...mm

This feller likes the idea of Piemerica (following the ideas of it's a good idea to find new members) and he has good ideas. It's up to you.
*pete's e-mail*

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 8 May 2003
What...The...EAT?!

This is the greatest site in the world, daddio!! I mean, how could you pull off such a huge feat without southern China exploding into fumiferous piles of mountain?!

But one thing about this whole thing bothers me.....WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?! You said I'D be the only Piemerican! You falsified me and have stripped me of my dig...oh, I never had dignity. Well, it's okay, then.

?tae eht tahW
Muzzz???

Emperor MAR

Fri, 9 May 2003
Re: What...The...EAT?!

    I never said that you fancy e-mail writer

    using capitiaiztition & such

    what a pseudo big shot

Egg/Muzzz

Fri, 9 May 2003
Re: What...The...EAT?!

........Sniffle........ you found me out. ::cries::

Egg/Muzzz

Sun, 13 Jul 2003
Gone Fishin'

Well, folks, I'm jus' writing to say that I'm gonna be gone for a while (+/- two weeks to be semi-exact). Notification is good. Very good. BEAR WITH IT.

Because everything tastes like chicken in the end.
And chicken... tastes good.

Emperor MAR

Sun, 13 Jul 2003
Re: Gone Fishin'

but i've been gone 2 weeks and am just about to come back it's not fair

it's carnival!

Emperor MAR

Fri, 28 Nov 2003
The deal of a lifetime & this isn't even poker

$10 US currency

you can get Both MARS cds Minds 1-14 & dew

The Scrib Single

&...

of my 18 burnt RADIOHEAD cds from last year as a bonus

I just baught 10 new cds & need shelf space & I only listen to RADIOHEAD on my PC now so I will give you cds for free along with purchase of 3 of Piemerica's finest cds, if that is what free means paying & getting more... FOR FREE!!!!

Egg/Muzzz

Sat, 13 Dec 2003
MMMMinds1-14

This, Minds 1-14, is an album to square off in your favorites list of CDs. Vaguely resembling IDM (Intelligent Dance Music), it's 14 tracks of Thrillsville, daddio!

Never, Mind is a long and completely effective opening song, unlike so many other openers. It goes through all the classic MARS mutations before ending satisfyingly on a high mutation of the original sound.
2 Down is a short, spastic track resembling a fall through Mario space.
Death wouldn't feel completely stupid if it lived on a Turok soundtrack, even with it's blinking light piano sound at the beginning.
Fun Sucks Parts 2&1 is a 6:40 romp. FS Part 2 (roughly 3:22) is a through an RPG terrorscape complete with a blinking BG light sound, possibly a throwback from MARS' RPG Maker days. The second part, Part 1 is a louder mix recalling those ole crystal caves of yore. (Everyone breathes a sigh)
And then you're shaken by the sudden Pole Position rhythm of SHOCKly. A great techno track with nothing to lose.
cORNERED Placement is a haunted house tune, supposedly a remix of cP from the Piemerican Disc. Brings back memories of Mario haunted houses, that it does.
Mind 7 is a solo piano track by MARS. After a shaky tremolo, it leaves you hanging on a faint swishing sound only to let you know a few seconds later...THE PIANO'S STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ancient Sea....If you don't like this track, you don't like music. How many songs actually SOUND like what they're named? Not many, I tells yer. Sounds like an old Grecian ship docking on a war-ridden Mediterranean shore, ready for battle. Absolutely perfect track...er, Mind.
streg/Brain Staggeringly Intelligent. A (literally) windy track with a title acknowledging the "Staggeringly Intelligent" song writing skillz of MARS. Watch out for the modulated vocoder voice. A wonderful track that could have been a candidate for being the opener in a shorter cut.
Wáké Úp is a weird, minimalist Mind with carefully hit tribal drums and a Rugrats sound. Oddly one of my favorites.
Fynil CeE is an amazing long remix of Ancient Sea with the dominant sound changed to a high-pitched sparkling star type of sound. If you liked Ancient Sea (which you DID), then you've gotta hear it!
pik mix ix is another spastic tune with the vocodered Piemerica voice sample being continuously modulated in the background. A definite promo track.
Ok Now starts with a sound like the beginning of the studio version of Fog (Alligators in New York Sewers) and adds sounds like a xylophone and an organ to become a short ambient masterpiece.
Mind 14 should have a title, dagnabbit! It starts off reeking of bad ending song fears and then blows up into the biggest, longest airship closer heard on this side of Piemerica!! Trip hop becomes the main theme as the airship begins to lose altitude and becomes more tinny as it drops faster and faster........Then the airship explodes in a huge ball of flame, Krakatoa-style. It's in the running for best song on the album.

In short, a classic album. I'd pay 20 bucks for it if it sold in a retail store. (Don't get any big ideas, MARS.) If you don't have it, get it. GET IT! NOW! RUN!

An album rating Egg/Muzzz??

Emperor MAR

Thu, 22 Jan 2004
Review dew

/Eggg???Muzz
review another of my cds soon or else
dew is next
& then common registration...

This is how you earn your cheap cd status

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 22 Jan 2004
Re: Review dew

Oh.... Oh, yeah okay. I've just been smayed with reports lately. You know, the junior writing assessment and all. I've been thinking about it, tho'. Anyhow. It's coming soon. Be pationt o master of the Pie. So sez J'nan.

/Eggg????Muzz

Egg/Muzzz

Fri, 23 Jan 2004
dew

dew. What can I say about dew? The dictionary definition of dew is......oh. I don't have a dictionary. Well, anyhow, reviewing.

not Today "As this song says, this is a song for not today, maybe tomorrow or the day before Wednesday," sez J'nan. But he's impotent......incompetent. With these running horses in the background, "one feels as though he is being pulled thru time by his face...." Shut up, J'nan. Like I was saying... With these running horses, it gets pretty eerie in these parts. But it's a great opener. "For a national anthem song thingy." ......Curse you! I've already told you! ....ANYWAY. It's good, long, effective. Note from the Surgeon General: Do not listen to this song with headphones. It will ruin your ears.

safecore "The jingling of bells is like the pitter pattering of rain on an Oriental window..." J'nan!......Oh. You're right. It is. Nice and peaceful..........zzzzzzzz...(In the best way possible.)

W1 Nice segueway from safecore, jah?

Melt Anyhow, we've got drips and sirens (very cool.). "Everybody duck and cover! The tornader's coming!" .......Go to sleep. "Zzzzzzzzzz..... What? In weather....songs like this, I can't go to sleep." ...Fine. Chew on this. ::Hand cookie:: So... The middle song on the album and we haven't even gone anywhere. This song's great, anyway. Ridiculously long, though. And is that mumbling actually saying something? I think the dripping's getting to me.

vast "Eh? Did I wake up in a factory? Oh, well, back to sleep so I don't have to work."

shoc hoc SHOCKly and Ancient Sea, what more could you want? Not much more, appaerently. It's worth listening to many many times.

dew Title track! Last song? EP? .....Okay. So it's vaguely mechanical and highly rhythmic. It's like a heartbeat or something. But, uh, it gets a little low, doesn't it? "Maybe it symbolizes the depth and meaning of the song.....Man, that slamming door was really loud on there." Slamming door? You mean the beeps? "Right... Zzzz." Bleh. It's a good song. Worthy of being a hidden track? Yes. Worthy of being a title track? Yes. Then the beeps turn into this great beat.. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep......

All quotations by J'nan, who so rudely interrupted me, but I was stupid enough to type what he was saying. ::Shakes head sadly:: This EP overall's really good. It presents an atmosphere of relaxation (among other things) and leaves you with a small dab of appreciation (understanding? [no]) in your heart.

/Eggg????Muzz & J'nan
Copyright 2004

<("< Dancing Kirby >")>

Emperor MAR

Mon, 26 Jan 2004
Notice from Piemerica

Eggabalt Muzzington,

We know you are a pirate.

Please do not distribute MARS music freely in CD form to anyone other than Joenan & High Powered Record Execs.

If you do so be prepared to dish out the cash to me.

For music is hard work & I need money.

If someone request some of MARS music for free, avert their eyes to the website

http://piemerica.web1000.com/mars/

Egg/Muzzz

Wed, 28 Jan 2004
Re: Notice from Piemerica

Indeed I whill.... My intentions are noble and in no way endanger your standing as golden boy of electronica.
I pledge not to distribute your ceedees for phree because they are so good that they need....nay. MUST be bought.

The ever subservient,
Eggabalt Muzzington.

Emperor MAR

Wed, 28 Jan 2004
Re: Notice from Piemerica

I've been wanting to call you Eggabalt Muzzington for a long time but I
always forgot until recently

I hope your spelling of the word phree instead of free doesn't imply 
anything.

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 29 Jan 2004
Contacts

...I lost mine. No, wait.

You need to keep in contact with us (J'nan and Eggabald Muzzington) when you vanish and you need to let us know how to get in touch with you...Because I need music. Oh, and we'll be sheep without a herder or something. (Music)

So keep that website up if you can...If you can't, I can do it for you. I just want to see productivity. (Music)

Deeply in debt,
Eggabald Muzzington
*edit*

Emperor MAR

Fri, 30 Jan 2004
Re: Contacts

you a dummy, the website will stay online maybe forever (we don't know
of the darkness of the internet quite yet) regardless of updates
websites almost never go offlineunless something bad happens

& due to other occurances my leaving will not take place
at the time it seems 90% likely & I knew not if there would be power
given to my computer machine so I sent out knews as fast as possible

but darkness will still fall over this household...

Emperor MAR

Sat, 7 Feb 2004
Mule Fever, Reverted Furlong!

There will soon be a ligitimate website for NEW & Tripple Seven & we need your profile.

here are some things you should phil out & add more as well, Joenan must do it too.

make separate ones for NEW & 777

Role in band (what do youse play or do)

Why did you join the band?

How do you like working with the other band members (be needlessly specific)?

+ some other things you could/should write

& make it snappy beatnik style

Egg/Muzzz

Tue, 10 Feb 2004

Queen of Scotland % Mark Alsace

NEW
-------------------
(Muzzington): ::Sits down:: Well, I'll participate in your little "interview". .....Is this thing on?
(Voice): Alright. Er... So, what exactly do you DO in NEW? Are you a functional member?
(M): Well, I'd say yes, but I'd be a liar. (Laughing) ::Motions for silence:: I'm the NEWest guitarist, daddio; rhythm, ya dig?
(V): Quit that.
(M): Yeah, okay. (Daddio.)
(V): You're the rhythm guitarist? You don't look like much....
(M): Hey!
(V): ...So what songs have you done?
(M): None with NEW yet, we're lazy, you see? I did a demo for Yellow Blues recently and made a cameo on MARS's Rippin' Up Lettuce <-PM Compilation, but not much else.
(V): That song you did, "Muzz's Song", was an original of yours, wasn't it?
(M): Yeah, it really first came out on Tripple Seven's Scrib EP. It'll never be heard live again, tho'.
(V): Why not?
(M): It's a song from an emotional period, jah?...and I forgot how to play it.
(V): Oh, unfortunate... Anyway, next question. Why'd you join the band?
(M): Well, I was just bored of sitting around, and I heard the super awesome Piemerican Disc. ::Two thumbs up:: I really wanted to be a part of that. Now I am!
(V): Touching...?
(M): I haven't done anything yet, but I really enjoy working with the band... Emperor MAR and I talk about great music (e.g. RADIOHEAD) and (The Joe) Legend, the Greatest Man Alive and I talk about games and such. Joenan and I are always thinking of new stuff for the (NEW?) album.
(V): Wait, what?
(M): What?
(V): NEW album?
(M): Did I say that?
(V): Yes...............
(M): Hm. Maybe. (Laughing)
(V): ::Write write write::
(M): Whuzzat?
(V): What do you want to accomplish with the band, Eggabalt?
(M): I want... to be highly respected in Piemerica, and eventually, the world.
(V): What about the starving masses?
(M): Huh? Oh, let them eat cake.
(V): Cake?
(M): I said pie. Don't go trying to twist my words around.
(V): Ah......So who are your influences.
(M): With guitar?
(V): Guitar, then music.
(M): Well, with guitar, there's Jimi Hendrix, Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, some others. Then music-wise, I'm influenced by MARS, of course; Aphex Twin and his many incarnations; and Squarepusher.
(V): Good set, both ways.
(M): Oi know.
(V): Well, that's all I have... Er, if heaven exists,....
(M): It does.
(V): ...what would you want to hear when you get there?
(M): You've done well, but do you get it? then "Maquiladora".
(V): Very good.
(M): John Lipton, is that you???
(V): That's all the time we have, Mr. Muzzington.
(M): Yeah, okay. ::Gets up::

-|Alles klarr?|-

Emperor MAR

Tue, 10 Feb 2004

Re: Queen of Scotland % Mark Alsace

very well done

thanks to you & John Lipton who I assume is James Lipton's brother

but Scrib was a single not an EP! You got that?

Emperor MAR

Tue, 10 Feb 2004
Re: Queen of Scotland % Mark Alsace

& no everything is not clear... oder ist es?

Egg/Muzzz

Sat, 14 Feb 2004
Re: Queen of Scotland % Mark Alsace
Yeah, well, statesides we call singles EP, German.

Emperor MAR

Sun, 15 Feb 2004
Graphic

Learn this or be killed!... by the drowning of my tears.
Try anyway I don't know what happens but a song ON PD2 is parody of
this song & is due to be made
at least learn the first verse unless its easy then learn it all

"Into Your Arms"

(For the D, alternate between x00232 and x00032 )


 D G Em
 I know a place where I can go when I'm alone
 G Em G Em
 into your arms whoa into your arms
 D D6
 I can go

 G Em
 I know a place that's safe and warm from the crowd
 G Em G Em
 into your arms whoa into your arms

----
"Into Your Arms"


-0----0--------3-------------2-----------------------
-2--2----2-----0----0----3---3-----------------------
-2---------2---0--0---0--0---2-----------------------
-2---------0---0---------0---------------------------
-0---------0---2-------------------------------------
---------------3-------------------------------------
And If I should fall ...

-0----0------3-----------0-----------0----0------0----0--------
-2--2---2----0----0---3--0----0------2--2---2----2--2---2------
-2--------2--0--0---0-0--0--0---0----2--------2--2--------2----
-2--------0--0--------0--2--------2--2----------------------2--
-0--------0--2-----------2-----------0-------------------------
-------------3-----------0-------------------------------------
I know I won't be alone.


SOLO 1:
E-------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------
G-7-9-11---9-11-12---19---18-16-16-14---11-9-11-9-
D---0-0----0-0--0----0----0--0--0--0--------------
A-------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------

E--------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------
G-------------------9-11-9-11-12-14-14-
D--12-11-------9-12--------------------
A--------12-12-------------------------
E--------------------------------------



SOLO 2:
----------------------------------
---------------------P------------
-7-9-11-12---19----19-16----------
-0-0-0--0----0-----------14/16----
----------------------------------
----------------------------------

Egg/Muzzz

Sun, 15 Feb 2004
Re: Graphic

Oh, that'll be eeezy. I need to hear what it sounds like, though, to know exactly how to play it. I'm printing it for Joenan and me right now.

EM

Emperor MAR

Sun, 15 Feb 2004
Re: Graphic

downloaded the song yesterday as I sent the e-mail so until I listened to it again after not hearing it for about 7 years I relized it would probably be easy

so there may be some way for you to hear the song...

you can come get it or I could put it on my HUGE website

Emperor MAR

Mon, 23 Feb 2004
No Math?

you 'ot speechalize to contact of past nature
*edited link*

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 26 Feb 2004
Re: No Math?

.....Where'd you find that...? HOW'D you find that?! NO! REALLY!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!

Emperor MAR

Thu, 26 Feb 2004
Re: No Math?

I found it at the guestbook of YOUR SITE if weren't feeling stupid already you should start & then never stop unless you already were then feel good b/c it makes you less dumb

I apal I gize for my cruel T but you sound rewared already.

Egg/Muzzz

Tue, 2 Mar 2004
Re: No Math?

-_-;; You win this round, Emperor......

Egg/Muzzz

Thu, 26 Feb 2004
Re: It gEts WoRSe! in responce to This

It gets worse? More like it gets Worst!! Heheheh....
Hey, your LiveJournals site is great. I always wanted to make my own, but I'm lazy and couldn't maintain it. Oh, yeah. My GeoCities site disappeared, 'cos I got lazy. What should I do???? Anyway, keep up your work as I know you will.....

Eggabalt Muzzington

Emperor MAR

Thu, 26 Feb 2004
Re: It gEts WoRSe!

your site didn't disappear

http://www.geocities.com/whitejungleknux/index.html

you probably just forgot yor password

if you want a site I can give it to you for free or a million $s yor chise

Emperor MAR

Fri, 16 Apr 2004
MARS in 3D

New New new!!!! & we don't mean the band

its the somewhat new 3Disc set by MAR

The Double Album Gently hollow & its b-sides album Elevater Trace

Its not for a limited time at all!

3 discs all over 75+ minutes

Its so great you'd think you'd died & gone to.. MARS

check our website for details but not before Saturday

also more discs have been released recently if you've not been paying attention

Egg/Muzzz

Fri, 16 Apr 2004
Re: MARS in 3D

That's one of the best promotions I've seen......ever.

Emperor MAR

Fri, 16 Apr 2004
Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

I was thinking "this promo ain't so good".
The reason being is that not long ago I decided to collect all my music promos together, b/c I noticed that they were some of the few originaly funny things I still do. Behold the Piemerican Music Promos- PMP:

---------------------

Emperor MAR's MARusic also known as MARS is available for listen over the Al Gore invented internet.

MARS Website
Info & discography

MARS Music
features streaming or downloadable muzaK!

---------------------

If anyone cares which you probably don't like everyone else...

Phil your ears with Piemerican Music

--------------------

That's right apatheticers the entire Piemerican Disc is Online!!

Now you can relive the memories you didn't think you had!
Listen to music you never wanted to hear!

Yes Piemerican Disc has it all:
Good, Great, Ok, Bad, Horrible, & even worse/better!

You can download the entire thing & live the excitement of the first album released by Piemerica. Its 2002 all over again on your PC!

Download your copy of Piemerican Disc today!

------------------------

MARS electronic music at its Piemericanest

NINE oNlINE, 57 minute epic...
1 Epic song & 4 others which make up the greatest 3rd album by MARS ever

------------------------

New New new!!!! & we don't mean the band

its the somewhat new 3Disc set by MAR

The Double Album Gently hollow & its b-sides album Elevater Trace

Its not for a limited time at all!

3 discs all over 75+ minutes

Its so great you'd think you'd died & gone to.. MARS

check our website for details but not before Saturday

also more discs have been released recently if you've not been paying attention

------------------------

Maybe its better than I though. Hey where's the t? <-oh there it is next to the question mark & the h & the i & the x & the space & the o & the h & the s & i...

Egg/Muzzz

Fri, 16 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

I likede thate anthologye. Indeede.

Emperor MAR

Fri, 16 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

whi the FUNcy (refers to the word fancy) font?

____where does he git this from HIs hat?

no his mind.

is is it a cost?

no that's a song

how much does it cost

yes sir

how much would you pay for this

at at a price

Egg/Muzzz

Sat, 17 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

Not sure how to respond to that. Other than.....You're a better man than I. ::Walks off in fear and hunger::

Emperor MAR

Sat, 17 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

kripes I come here to check my e-mail & then while I do that I get an e-mail!

I'm suing yahoo for ripping off dead cowboys?

Egg/Muzzz

Sat, 17 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

Hahahahaha!!! Weren't expecting that, were you?

Emperor MAR

Sat, 17 Apr 2004
Re: Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because its the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...

expec..

ah what's the point in making a bad joke Its so much typing I'll just
make a broke joke:

I'm so broke & stupid that I put glue in my wallet to fix my brokeness.

*incert thort here*
well May A (misprinted calendar) Mayy B that was bad, but now or at
least in 1996 bad means good b/c bad is not nice

Emperor MAR

Tue, 22 Jun 2004
A Subject Title for the Ages...........

Ages: You mean we have to share?
Ages frowns


Listen here you lazy hard working bum, I want more reviews, I don't
care of what CD or even if its just one song just gime gimme gimmme!

Egg/Muzzz

Wed, 14 Jul 2004

E-Mail Redux, Now with Unreleased Footage

I've finally slapped my computer around a bit and forced it to work (read: reformatted the bugger) so I'm finally able to use it again! Yea! ^_^

Everything tastes like chicken in the end,
And chicken.....Tastes good
Brandon (aka Eggmuzz)

Emperor MAR

Wed, 14 Jul 2004
Re: E-Mail Redux, Now with Unreleased Footage

that was you who said that?

I've got to remember to website that

Emperor MAR

Fri, 17 Sep 2004

Something You'll never see *cuts out a chair & dwindles in between*

beware now for after the visual dimensional recognized existence I
found knowledge

I will give you the cds for free
Purposes & reasons being that I will have more money soon & that me
evil pride must be enhanced by your musical complementing

The next time you exist toward my living half-dollars you will be given
the cds as they have been preprepared (<- Nice Huh?) for a long time

Egg/Muzzz

Sun, 10 Apr 2005
Piemerica the Flavorful

Hey there, Strongbad!

...I mean...

Emperor MAR! How have you been? I've been prescribing myself my own daily dose of Piemerica and I came across something strange... AND GREAT. Since when did we have female Piemericans?? ?(insert extra question mark here) Now I see that is a stupid question, as the page says 2005.

They are quite a welcome sight on the site (especially K to the Fourth Power [thumbs up, "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey" in a Fonz-like manner]).

Anyway. I like what you've done with the place. There are still some broken links, but I'm assuming you'll fix them as soon as possible. I KNOW you will.

Brojak,

Sir Eggabalt Muzzington

Emperor MAR

Sun, 10 Apr 2005
Re: Piemerica the Flavorful

yes those links I found broken have been fixed & shall be online when
the site relaunches soon!

Topple
Meet Piemerica | House

5/8/2003	Recruit? Nuh...mm
5/8/03	What...The...EAT?!
7/13/03	Gone Fishin'
11/28/03	The deal of a lifetime & this isn't even poker
12/13/03	MMMMinds1-14
1/22/2004	Review dew
1/23/04	dew
1/26/04	Notice from Piemerica
1/29/04	Contacts
2/7/04	Mule Fever, Reverted Furlong!
2/10/04	Queen of Scotland % Mark Alsace
2/15/04	Graphic
2/23/04	No Math?
2/26/04	Re: It gEts WoRSe!
4/16/04	MARS in 3D
4/16/04	Pro Mows The best cow powered tracker you'll ever own & not because it's the only one you'll ever own either, oh no, not at all...
6/22/04	A Subject Title for the Ages...........
7/14/04	E-Mail Redux, Now with Unreleased Footage
9/17/04	Something You'll never see cuts out a chair & dwindles in between
4/10/2005	Piemerica the Flavorful