---

June
6/1/07
All you need to do to be ahead of the curve is to see the signs.

6/2/09
Don't let the cat out of the bag or people will know you're not a good pet owner.

6/3/05
Life sure would suck if the wind didn't blow

6/4/03
Keep your friends close & your enemies closer and no fat people that doesn't mean eat them

6/5/04
Hopes are like ropes, they can help you get to the top yet they can also hang you.

6/6/04
You can get away with anything using an or.

6/6/05
If you keep believing in luck you're out of luck.

6/7/09
Everything is easy if you don't do it.

6/8/09
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen or just open the fridge.

6/9/09
Sometimes life really stinks but death always smells worse.

6/10/05
Strictness creates restriction

6/11/05
Feelings are like the cherry on top or the poo on yo shoe
Depending on whether good or bad

6/12/05
People who live life in the fast lane travel in RVs.

6/13/05
Seeing is believing that you are not blind.

6/14/05
Cars are always exhausted when on the go

6/15/05
Hind sight is 20-20 if you like what you see.

6/16/05
The future always waits

6/17/05
If you don't apply what you learn then you really haven't learned anything.

6/18/04
Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can never hurt you except in the case of whittling.

6/18/05
Love in your tummy is like the least yummy place to have it.

6/19/05
Caring is like sharing except better because you don't have to share.

6/20/05
Baking a pie is like getting poked in the eye except one makes you want to live & the other could cause you to die.

6/21/05
The only time the future changes is when it becomes the present.

6/22/05
The perfect excuse for a kid to disobey his parents would be to say "I thought you were using reverse psychology & that you wanted me to do it."

6/23/04
Light switches are not recommended when savagely beating a child.

6/23/05
The reverse of thirst is when you've drank so much you could burst.

6/24/05
Having no choice is like having every choice but unpickable.

6/25/04
When life seems like a blur slow down & make sure you don't need glasses.

6/25/05
If one wanted to be a grave digger as an adult & was asked "Where will you be in 10 years?" the person can legally say "In a grave." without sounding depressing.

6/26/03
The best way to be first in a line is to say "Everybody follow me."

6/26/05
Do what you have to do when you want to do it unless there is a time you have to do it.

6/27/05
When people usually lose their eyesight they loose the sight part & not the eyes.

6/28/04
When someone says "It takes time" they are talking about the gigantic clock stealing monster. However when someone said "It takes time" 50 years ago they were talking about the small clock stealing monster.

6/28/05
The past is our stepping stone to new & wonderful futures.

6/29/05
If you lose weight being a loser is good.

6/30/05
Each day changes things or makes them more the same.