Lessons 2006
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July
Lesson Mania Week
7/10/06
Day 1 -4 Lessons
The best time to set your clock is at 12.

Men are dogs mainly because dogs chase cats.

It is hard to be self motivated but one sure way to get yourself motivated is to bribe yourself.

Lighting in the sky is like God taking pictures of us.

7/11/06
Day 2 -5 Lessons
Flashback Edition:
When someone says "Pssst" that means they've sprung a leak.

The best thing about the word best is that they couldn't have picked a better word.

If getting sleepy makes you cry then you are sleepy weepy

Should times sometimes override good times.

People who say "Don't get me anything" on gift occasions usually get something from everyone they told that.
If you really don't want anyone to get you anything you should go about saying "You should get me something!"
People will think you are a jerk & won't get you anything.

7/12/06
Day 3 -6 Lessons
When you don't have a paper clip just use scissors & clip the paper yourself.

A lot of people smoke but people in high powered positions fire.

Girls are obsessed with looks & guys are obsessed with looking.

If your car doesn't start the reason  is because you pushed the break.

One who is laying and sleeping is lazy or Lay Z.

The easy way to boss things around:
Go to the kitchen and be like "chill out freezer"

7/13/06
Day 4 -6 Lessons
You know you're in a good relationship when instead of wanting to ring each other's necks you want to ring each other's finger.

The reason why red lights are red is because if you drive while one is on you can become red too.

Blood is a stain caused by pain.

The reason why they call it diarrhea "the runs" is because you have to run to a toilette often.

The word adjective is a noun.

Sometimes it is ok to split someone's wig, such as parting their wig's hair with a comb.

7/14/06
Day 5 -5 Lessons
Sleep is the one place everybody goes to.

Doors are a good way to exert dominance because you can push them.

Life can be confusing with all of the choosing that goes on.

The reason why the word 'race' was used to indicate persons belonging to the same genetic stock was due to the reason that all races are competitions. Which is why "The Man" is always trying to keep a brother (black guy) down.

You can't be alone if you have a loan.

7/15/06
Day 6 -5 Lessons
Being on a fixed income is better than being on a broke income.

A dwelling is a place where someone lives. When one dwells on something they are living on it.

Most people's eyes are sensitive to darkness they can't see anything in it.

When is enough enough? When your definition of enough is too much.

Death is just around the coroner.

Lesson Mania! Book Exclusive Lessons:
7/24/06- 2 Lessons
7/26/06- 1 Lesson
7/27/06- 30 Lessons
7/30/06- 2 Lessons

August
8/1/06- 1 Lesson
8/4/06- 3 Lessons
8/5/06- 1 Lesson
8/6/06- 6 Lessons
8/7/06- 1 Lesson
8/8/06- 11 Lessons
8/10/06- 12 Lessons
8/12/06- 1 Lesson
8/14/06- 1 Lesson
8/15/06- 1 Lesson
8/16/06- 1 Lesson
8/22/06- 1 Lesson
8/24/06- 5 Lessons
8/25/06- 3 Lessons
8/26/06- 1 Lesson
8/30/06- 1 Lesson
September
9/3/06- 1 Lesson
9/15/06- 1 Lesson
9/17/06- 1 Lesson
9/20/06- 24 Lessons
9/21/06- 8 Lessons
October
10/23/06- 1 Lesson

Book Exclusive Lessons End

10/31/06
During the month of October cheap restaurant owners just stop cleaning their buildings in order to get the cob web/spider decoration for Halloween.

December
12/15/06
Pirates were rich criminals with big boats and their favorite song to sing was "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"
The Origin of Rap Music


Top 10 Lessons of 2006
10. Hole punchers are useless.
9. It's easy to catch a train because it leaves tracks everywhere it goes.
8. Death is just around the coroner.
7. The reason why people refer to cars as feminine is because most car lovers are men & they don't want to sound gay.
6. If you ever lose your eyeballs the best place to look for them is.. oops sorry.
5. The best way to get to the root of a problem is to use a lumber jack.
4. Business damages caused during a bar fight can be repaired with scotch tape.
3. Not even sunglasses could make the sun look cool.
2. Being on a fixed income is better than being on a broke income.
1. Lighting in the sky is like God taking pictures of us.

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