Airports

Piemerican Airlines have the finest airport facilities.

We offer no luggage claim because, due to incinerator costs, we have no choice but to burn your luggage or else we ruined our incinerator investment.

We have back breakingly comfortable waiting rooms.
Not comfortable but convertible because it converts your body into a new shape.

Our airports have so many great things about them it would be a shame (literally) to tell you them all here you should go, book a flight & experience it yourself.

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