Flights

EXPLODE
into action with the worlds most exciting airline,
Piemerican Airlines!

Aeroplanes are the safest form of transportation &
Piemerican Airlines takes it up a notch

We'll fly you anywhere, even places with out a place to land:

	The Mountains
	The Jungle or Forest
	Deep in the Timewarp Ocean
	The Artic
	Outer space
	Jars of Peanut Butter
	Bizarre Cartoon like Worlds
	Invisible Aeroplane Land
	Other?
	We'll even fly you directly to the room you want to go in.

Now that's service! The service you can only expect from Piemerican Airlines.

Our flights are also quick.
Sometimes it seems like your plane never even leaves the runway.