Comments:9- Piemerican Magazine’s Guide to The Joelympics
Written February 20-22, 2006
Emperor MAR and Joenan appear in most of the photos but others who appear are
Empress Lori, two of MAR's newphews, Emepror MAR as a child, Emperor MAR's
favorite dog ever (biting Joenan), a fish, Egg/Muzzz, and of course a horse.
Many sports were conceived in the 1999 writing
The Official Piemerican Sports
The Waxed floor belly skate is based on belly carts that Emperor MAR rode on in
gym while in elementary school. He then had many fun recurring dreams about
doing it without the carts and just on his belly.
Hill Rolling really does bunch your undies
Blinking Saves Eyes & Lives- Emperor MAR was throwing jars against trees and a
rounded piece of glass bounced off of his eyelid as he blinked.
Gilgsvigor E. Tout was first named in
Piemerican Magazine’s Way too Late Guide
to Summer July and also starred in the Piemerican RPG,
The Golden Log, in which is his
reference here as a local hero.
10- Piemerican Magazine’s Guide to The Joelympics
"Fencing- Cover up Wilson Wilson’s face." is in reference to the
Home
Improvement television series
Joelympics Logos:
2D (Official),
3D (appears on cover),
3D Tetxtured