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Commentary:
Ford Heights, IL is an incredibly poor city.
Links:
Ford Heigts, IL Poverty Rate Data
Credits:
Written April 13, 2007
Original Script:
| Outta Debt Collection Agency [papers] Knee deep in debt, well stop kneeling and call Outta Debt Collection Agency. Geofird Outta was in debt for years until he was forced by the courts to create the Outta Debt Collection Agency. He very soon went on to be the richest man in Ford Heights, IL. [travel suitcase] Geofird has now moved to Piemerica to teach us his tried and ‘true’ methods for starting your very own collection agency. “The only guaranteed way to get out of debt is to sell out and work for the companies you owe.” This Could Be you! [Money man] Call now and join us! ###-#### If you don’t we’ll be seeing you soon anyway. |