Work Relief

Tired of working constantly & not getting a break?
Want angels to
douse you with water that turns into orange juice when it hits the ground?

	Well we can’t get you angels & super fruit powered water but what we can get you is relief. Our super genius, Flecthinald E. Wilgordbyson, will relieve you from any unwanted work for just $28.36 a two day period. F.E.W. shall certainly be expertly capable of doing any type of work (excluding secret government testing).

Mr. F.E.W. is our exclusive alien clone who was sent to study the jobs of humans. Although we know the name we gave him spells few, we meant it to say phew but you putrid humans only have 3 names.
So call 1-200-few-phew &get immediate work relief.

We do mean immediate
because we hold the power of teleportation.

Remember 1-200-few-phew
The 200 is for the maliciously secret space ships hidden around the earth.

Work Relief the greatest plan we could come up with to take the earth’s
best parking spaces.