Piemerican Magazine Issue #2

Issue #2
Released Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Not Fully Available Online

Contents:
0- Front Cover~ Trouble, Laughter, Sorrow, Piemerican Magazine
1- Contents~ You're look'n at It!
2- Last Issue Recap~ If you think this is Issue is horrible...
3- (The Joe)'s Album Review (includes Piemerican Disc Review)
Once again (The Joe) reviews the latest albums.. or for the first time.
4-  Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin Knews~ So important we put it at the front of the magazine.
5- Soda in a Can Ad~ A magazine this insipid deserves advertisers like this.
6- Piemerican Health~ Hey it's still health even if it's bad.
7- Book Drinking Section~ Drinking Books what you need to know (copied from Book Drinking Central)
8- Book Drinking Section~ Drinking Books what you also need to know plus Log Milkers Corner
9- Piemerican Magazine's Guide to New Products~ lose money instantly
10- Piemerican Beauty Tips~ Save money on beauty so you won't look like a pile of dooty.
11-  Bottom Circles W-hats What's Happ'nin Knews~ If you have to read this you'll really never know.
12- Piemerican Magazine's Guide to New Products~ The best products that, ah who are we kidding they Suck!
13- 'ot 6 Review~ Red fear disappears.
14- 'ot 6 Review~ It doesn't get any worse than this, the horribolic climax of   Piemerican Magazine 'ot 6 Review page 2!!!!
15- Piemerican Knews~ The Society of Upside-down Torches~ Just when you thought that disco was dead...
16- Piemerican Airlines Ad.~ Pilots Needed. Ever wanted to fly & crash a plane? Well here's your chance
02- Back Cover~ Every house is a home to rodents.