Their work is consuming instead of them.

At the breakfast table
Kid 1: always sad whiny voice Daad I'm tired of eating bacon.
Dad: I didn't  work all day on Mad Man Skilverts pond milking chickens so you wimp out on eating your breakfast.
Kid 1: but it's 6pm & I've been eating breakfast since midnight
Dad: don't make me get my belt.. hesitates that's made of bacon & make you eat that too.
Kid 1: picks up piece of bacon while shaking then passes out
Dad: checks pulse I did it he's finally made out of bacon! Takes bite out of kid
Kid 2: sad & scared Daad what are you doing?
Dad: Now you hush up now son & eat you some more of dem freedom eggs.
2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

6/4

Written by Emperor MAR
June 3, 2004

Scripts

Making the Script:
I had a dream where Laslo PanafleX & I were making up skits & in the dream this was the last one which within the dream prompted me to write them down. I woke up immediately to write it down in real life. Sadly I can't remember the others. There was also a gap in my memory on this one so I had to make some of it up while I was awake.