A Bummed Sketch

Worker: Who is that guy? Why doesn't he got to do nothing
Supervisor: He's the bum, we have to hire one bum the bummier the better
Worker: What do you pay that bum?
Supervisor: He gets $5,000 a week more than me!
Supervisor: Hey bum how bout we trade jobs? You be supervisor, I be bum.
Bum: Ok Hey everybody put that there

An Office in the Sky
Advisor: This guy is a menace, he was supposed to build a bus station but he made a giant tv.
CEO: This bum is phenomenal he deserves a million dollar bonus. Get him to build more.
Advisor: shocked We can't sell them.
CEO: The tv works you know

Later...

CEO: Nice work bum great job on making that tv for the UN
Bum: Thank you sir.. Oh no look uh.  . . . out!
CEO: BUM you've killed everyone in the UN.. great job Next I'll get you to build one next to the white house.
Narrator: Well all the Government figures in the world are dead thanks to our arm legged friend Bum.

2000 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
January 6, 2000 8:20-8:55 A.M.
Made for Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?

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