Voxx Dorr

1: Crazed Man
2: Business Man on the Street with a deep voice

Crazed Man spots Business Man on the other side of the street on runs over to him.

1: Hey wanna see my new yard stick, I bought it this morning.
2: looks at watch that says 8 a.m.
    I suppose I could spare a few minutes sure
they walk across the street to Crazed Man's yard
1: points at yard stick which is drove into the ground
idn't this here yerd stik a bute? best thing about it is it tells me how fur I dun drove it into the ground.
2: concerned look Yes that's a mightly fine yard stick
1: Lug at this side it's got the standard measurements & den look at the oder side it got the metric measurements. Why I could move to Europe & not skip a beat, yard wise that is.
2: Quite good, well I must be going now.
1: hey you sound like you like this stik you wanner buy it for 50 dallars?
2: Fifty Dollars! That is a terrible price!
1: All riht then , but youse could use it to beat your kids.
2: I have no children.
1: Well then you can use it to hit some kid that's acting up in public. You know them kids a the stor that be say'n whiny kid voice "My back hurts. I want a kandy bar. Look at that guy wit the duck hat, I wish I had one." ya know if I had a duck for a hat I could use it as a horn when I go struttin around I would squeeze the duck's bum & it would quack. On a count I can't drive.
2: No. No really I must be going.
1: Camon I know you got a little time left before you gotta get to wark wud do you take me for some kindna dummy?
2: No that's not it at all..
1: Well to tell you the truth I am ever since I got that plastic plate stuk in my head.
2: Plastic plate?
1: Jep I went to the plate stor wit my momma when I wuz a little kid & I kep on saying whiny kid voice "My back hurts. I want a kandy bar. Look at that guy wit the duck hat, I wish I had one." so my mom got tired & smacked me wit a plastic plate an it gawt stuk in my head. ...babels like idot
2: thoughts Maybe if I slowly back away & circle around him I can get away..
1: ..& any way that is how you can make a million dollars in 3 simple steps
2: What? Could you repeat that?
1: nah I know you got to get to work & all.
2: Actually I just sit at the bus stop & breathe in the fresh morning air gets antsy but I could do that right here.
1: naw I know when you hab to go to work. I do stalk you everyday case you didn't know.
2: worried Stalk?
1: yeah but you go now, I'm sure I'll see you again. Laughs manically for a long time.
2: Runs away scared.

A horrible end to a horrible script.
2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

4/4

Written by Emperor MAR

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