Voxx Dorr
| 1: Crazed Man 2: Business Man on the Street with a deep voice Crazed Man spots Business Man on the other side of the street on runs over to him. 1: Hey wanna see my new yard stick, I bought it this morning. 2: looks at watch that says 8 a.m. I suppose I could spare a few minutes sure they walk across the street to Crazed Man's yard 1: points at yard stick which is drove into the ground idn't this here yerd stik a bute? best thing about it is it tells me how fur I dun drove it into the ground. 2: concerned look Yes that's a mightly fine yard stick 1: Lug at this side it's got the standard measurements & den look at the oder side it got the metric measurements. Why I could move to Europe & not skip a beat, yard wise that is. 2: Quite good, well I must be going now. 1: hey you sound like you like this stik you wanner buy it for 50 dallars? 2: Fifty Dollars! That is a terrible price! 1: All riht then , but youse could use it to beat your kids. 2: I have no children. 1: Well then you can use it to hit some kid that's acting up in public. You know them kids a the stor that be say'n whiny kid voice "My back hurts. I want a kandy bar. Look at that guy wit the duck hat, I wish I had one." ya know if I had a duck for a hat I could use it as a horn when I go struttin around I would squeeze the duck's bum & it would quack. On a count I can't drive. 2: No. No really I must be going. 1: Camon I know you got a little time left before you gotta get to wark wud do you take me for some kindna dummy? 2: No that's not it at all.. 1: Well to tell you the truth I am ever since I got that plastic plate stuk in my head. 2: Plastic plate? 1: Jep I went to the plate stor wit my momma when I wuz a little kid & I kep on saying whiny kid voice "My back hurts. I want a kandy bar. Look at that guy wit the duck hat, I wish I had one." so my mom got tired & smacked me wit a plastic plate an it gawt stuk in my head. ...babels like idot 2: thoughts Maybe if I slowly back away & circle around him I can get away.. 1: ..& any way that is how you can make a million dollars in 3 simple steps 2: What? Could you repeat that? 1: nah I know you got to get to work & all. 2: Actually I just sit at the bus stop & breathe in the fresh morning air gets antsy but I could do that right here. 1: naw I know when you hab to go to work. I do stalk you everyday case you didn't know. 2: worried Stalk? 1: yeah but you go now, I'm sure I'll see you again. Laughs manically for a long time. 2: Runs away scared. A horrible end to a horrible script. | ||
| 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 4/4 | Written by Emperor MAR |