A Man in a Bottle
| Man gets a robot out of a new box, turns on the robot, reads the instructions book, & asks the robot a question. Man: QRS, what does that mean? Robot: Multi-Land Horming Man: What? Those don't even have the same letters Robot: Wuht o I made a mistake, better destroy self.. Man: Wait what are you doing? Robot: I must live for I made a mistake. Man: But you said to destroy yourself. Robot: Oh crap that's another mistake NoW I got to kill myself, get you to charge me back to life & kill myself again. Man: mumbles Stupid mistakeless robots I wish I lived back in 2019 instead of 2031. At least back then mistake robots weren't as expensive & expendable. Except of course when they burned your house down or created major anti-government conspiracies. | ||
| 2000, 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 5/12 | Written by (The Joe) Nov. 1, 2000 |