Rolling Shore
| Roommates in a room man in recliner: I was thinking we'd watch channel 52 later today. man on couch: scared I'm scared of channel 52 man in recliner: man you afraid of everything. you were afraid that time the apartment got broken into, you were afraid that time you got mugged, you were even afraid that time the roller coaster broke.. man on couch: I was always afraid of that roller coaster, that thing could never hold a drink on a lopsided table. man in recliner: aw man you ain't nothing but a panty waste man on couch: abrasive you been looking through my dresser man? man in recliner: aquardly you don't wear panties do you? man on couch: naw man I just buy panties & put them in my dresser, i never use them man in recliner: so you are a panty waste? man on couch: well.. yeah b/c those panties never get put on a woman's booty man in recliner: reclines forward & grabs mail off an end table & sighs I'm tired man on couch: lays back & puts feet up on couch me too man in recliner: i've been excersing what are you tired for you ain't done nothing man on couch: excersizing? all you did was recline forward to read the mail! man in recliner: hey I'm trying to read my mail here! man on couch: fine then grabs apple off of end table bites & apple & then begins to cry man in recliner: what's wrong with you!? man on couch: sad I look dumb when I eat an apple man in recliner: aw it's not b/c your eating an apple, you always look dumb.. man on couch: what? man in recliner: so you mind as well enjoy the apple. | ||
| 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 5/11 | Written by Emperor MAR May 6 & 7, 2004 |