Classic Book Drinking Rule Conversation
| Classic Book Drinking Rule Conversation | |
| (The Joe) | You got to drink the book before it drinks you. That's the #2 rule of book drinking. |
| Some Guy | #2 but you never told me #1 |
| (The Joe) | That's because it's the least important. |
| Some Guy | If it's the least important, why is it #1? |
| (The Joe) | Well, it's the only thing we could think of at the time. |