Sons of the Soil

A Hillbilly & a Hillbilly with a beard are by a river.

Hillbilly: Excuse me do you know how much this river is for sale?
Bearded Hillbilly: This river's not for sale, least not that I know
Hillbilly: But I just went by the docks the other day & I talked to a man that said this river's for sale to anyone that has a boat.
Bearded Hillbilly: Wait now my boy I think you've got two different words mixed up. I'm sure the fellow meant s a i l not s a l e
Hillbilly: blank look
Bearded Hillbilly: Here I'll show you
educational montage set to music
Bearded Hillbilly: points at board with stick & such
montage ends, setting is a classroom
Bearded Hillbilly: I can't believe it boy you failed the test
camera shot on the test that reads "I'm very disappointed with you" & a frown face
Hillbilly: It was hard
Bearded Hillbilly: I told you if you didn't have any paper come to me & I'll give you some, not to write on my doorstop!
dark bedroom setting
Hillbilly: wakes from dream & sits up
Hillbilly's Wife: turns on lamp What's wrong?
Hillbilly: dreamy voice I just had a dream about horses & candy cane rings.
Hillbilly is at a lemon aide stand esque stand selling candy cane rings?
Hillbilly: Would you like to buy a candy can ring sir?
Bearded Hillbilly: Why this is nothing more than a piece of licorish rapped around a bottle cap.
Hillbilly: How many would you like?
Bearded Hillbilly: counts his fingers uh three.
End?!/\ .
2002 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
Feb. 15, 2002
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