Sons of the Soil
| A Hillbilly & a Hillbilly with a beard are by a river. Hillbilly: Excuse me do you know how much this river is for sale? Bearded Hillbilly: This river's not for sale, least not that I know Hillbilly: But I just went by the docks the other day & I talked to a man that said this river's for sale to anyone that has a boat. Bearded Hillbilly: Wait now my boy I think you've got two different words mixed up. I'm sure the fellow meant s a i l not s a l e Hillbilly: blank look Bearded Hillbilly: Here I'll show you educational montage set to music Bearded Hillbilly: points at board with stick & such montage ends, setting is a classroom Bearded Hillbilly: I can't believe it boy you failed the test camera shot on the test that reads "I'm very disappointed with you" & a frown face Hillbilly: It was hard Bearded Hillbilly: I told you if you didn't have any paper come to me & I'll give you some, not to write on my doorstop! dark bedroom setting Hillbilly: wakes from dream & sits up Hillbilly's Wife: turns on lamp What's wrong? Hillbilly: dreamy voice I just had a dream about horses & candy cane rings. Hillbilly is at a lemon aide stand esque stand selling candy cane rings? Hillbilly: Would you like to buy a candy can ring sir? Bearded Hillbilly: Why this is nothing more than a piece of licorish rapped around a bottle cap. Hillbilly: How many would you like? Bearded Hillbilly: counts his fingers uh three. End?!/\ . | ||
| 2002 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally | 6/8 | Written by Emperor MAR Feb. 15, 2002 |