Night Light (without the Rhyming)

Person 1:  Who are you?
Person 2:  I'm your worst nightmare
Person 1:  No you're not. My worst nightmare is a glove wearing me!
Person 2:  shutters What a crappy worst nightmare
Person 1:  Ok then what is a good worst nightmare?
Person 2:  Me?
Person 1:  pauses and looks Person 2 up & down No
Person 2:  Well there can't be a good worst nightmare anyway. That would be a worse nightmare.
Person 1:  Spare me your lecture Teachy
Person 2:  I'll spare you a fist is what I'll do!
Person 1:  Ok holds hand out & smiles
Person 2:  Really?
Person 1:  Yes now hand it over
Person 2:  sarcastic while sawing off hand Haw haw haw..
Person 1:  franticly wakes up from sleep That was the worst & unfunniest nightmare I've ever had!
Ghost of Person 2 fades in the room
Person 2:  Who are you talking to?
Person 1:  Well I guess a glove wearing me would really hurt..
Glove:  Yeah you don't fit too well.
Person 2:  What is going on here?
Glove:  Let me see how you fit.. puts Person 2 on
Person 2:  Noooooooooooooooooooooo!....
Person 2:  franticly wakes up from sleep That was definitely the worst nightmare I've ever had.
Glove:  You're telling me. You've been screaming so much I can't even sleep.
Person 2:  looks at gloves on hands & people on those gloves with gloves on those people etc. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!....
2004 & 2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

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Written by Emperor MAR
December 8, 2004 & January 13, 2005

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