11/17/04
Top 3 Uses for an Oven Mitt:
3. Play catch with your oven
2. Poor man's glove
1. To put in fire.
| 11/25/04
Thanksgiving Top 3
Top 3 Things that no one is thankful for:
3. Textured cabbage
2. Invisible cactus
1. McDonalds Commercials |
12/1/04
Top 3 Holiday Vacation Spots:
3. Life Size Balloon Town
Balloons so life like you'd think you'd fell in a puddle of mustard ice cream!
2. The Indian Ocean
No other ocean is as desirable to get lost in as this one, not even
that secret one that the sewing magazines won't tell you about.
1. Piemerica
Feel like king for a day (legally you can only stay for 24 hours) in the land of idiots & the people who love them.
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12/8/04
Top 3 Uses for Legos:
3. A specially designed home for your wax paper.
2. A fools ladder
1. Berry substitute on Eggo Waffles
| 12/15/04
Top 3 Things Santa Claus Wants for Christmas:
3. Royalties for all the places his likeness has appeared.
2. Anything but cookies & milk
1. New pants |
12/26/04
Top 3 Best & Worst Things to Juggle:
3. Chainsaws
2. Midgets
1. Rubber Fire
| 12/27/04
Top 3 Resolutions People Wish (The Joe) would make:
3. Cut Hair
2. End Piemerica
1. Stop making inside jokes |
12/28/04
Top 3 Most Anticipated Movies of 2005:
3. Fantastic 4 (not starring Mike & Chad Kroeger, Ryan Peake, or Ryan Vikedal)
2. P. Diddy in Puff Daddy & the White Chocolate Factory
1. Star Wars - Episode III Revenge of the Nerds
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12/29/04
Piemerica's Top 3 Lessons of 2002:
3. If a thug draws a knife on you wash it off.
2. When there's nothing left to do dance! Cause dancing will cheer anybody up.... except the cripple.
1. If you have a problem don't use an escalator.
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12/30/04
Piemerica's Top 3 Lessons of 2003:
3. If you can't beat 'em join 'em unless they're beating you
2. When I'm looking at my folder I have a paper view.
1. When arguing at sea don't go overboard.
| 12/31/04
Top 3 Ways to Ring in the New Year:
3. Use a bell
2. Make bad puns
1. Under a car |
12/31/04
Piemerica's Top 3 Lessons of 2004:
3. The future is unforgettable.
2. Train owners in the 1800s were very bad people so that they could get much coal every Christmas.
1. Up & Down are opposites & that's why they like each other.
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