 | Book Drinking Bonuses |
| Book Drinking Bonuses |
Wondering why so many people Drink Books aside from the great taste?
No, we're not asking you to wonder we're telling you!
So here are the Bonus Reasons to Drink Books.
Drinking Books will help you to: |
| Speechalize |
| get learned |
| prevent excess eye complications |
| look like an idiot in public |
| look like an idiot in private (The dust will laugh at you) |
More Bonuses Include |
| People will no longer call you ugly just stupid |
| The government will start tracking you |
| Mr. T will pity you |
| Libraries will now become Book Pubs |
| Humanity will disown you |
| Piemerica will embrace you |
| You will become sad |
| Finally you will realize how great life was before you began to drink books & love life all the more when you stop |
| Book Drinking Central | Book Drinking Lingo | A Brief History of Drinking Books | Rules of Book Drinking |
| How to Drink a Book | How to Poison a Book | Book Drinking Tips | Book Drinking Bonuses |
The Fine Art of Drinking Books |