![]() | How to Drink a Book |
Have you ever wanted to say to (The Joe), "You can't drink a book you moron, there's no way. What do you take me for some kind of idiot?"
Well he does because it is possible to drink a book.
There are 4 ways to Drink a Book:
| 1. | Standard | to simply drink a book as one would another beverage |
| 2. | Blended | "PanafleX Way" to put a book in a blender, mix with nothing, blend it up & then drink it |
| 3. | Log Milked | "(The Joe) way" the best way to get a direct unmanufactured book & even more Textable Accord |
| 4. | This way is a secret because it seems to be the most legitimate way to Drink a Book also it is deadly. So for the 1st time ever The Secret Way of Drinking a Book. |

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