| Rules of Book Drinking |
Have you ever wanted to say to (The Joe), "You can't drink a book you moron, there's no way. What do you take me for some kind of idiot?"
Well he does because it is possible to drink a book.
There are 3 rules to Drinking a Book:
| 1. | Beat Kids (savagely) |
| 2. | You got to drink the book before it drinks you. |
| 3. | Don't drink The Bible read it. |
Those are the only known rules of Book Drinking
although we could make some up to fill Space! etc.
| (The Joe) | You got to drink the book before it drinks you. That's the #2 rule of book drinking. |
| Some Guy | #2 but you never told me #1 |
| (The Joe) | That's because it's the least important. |
| Some Guy | If it's the least important, why is it #1 |
| (The Joe) | Well, it's the only thing we could think of at the time. |
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